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		Spellbound Harlem man's claim: Sometimes it's the voodoo that you do that makes you want to whack your grandmother to death with an elephant tusk (nydailynews.com)		21
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willfullyobscure		2012-12-20 09:48:11 AM

RELIGION OF PEACE

Harvey Manfrenjensenjen		2012-12-20 09:49:02 AM

Don't say that you love me.

jaybeezey		2012-12-20 09:49:25 AM

Was it an assault tusk?

pute kisses like a man		2012-12-20 09:51:29 AM

willfullyobscure: RELIGION OF PEACE

???

Smoky Dragon Dish		2012-12-20 09:52:08 AM

jaybeezey: Was it an assault tusk?

You forgot something...

/ Too soon?

WordsnCollision		2012-12-20 09:52:44 AM

Of course, in Alabama the Tuscaloosa but that is entirely ir-elephant.

Bareefer Obonghit		2012-12-20 09:54:04 AM

I blame Ghostface Killah:

I come rough, tough like an elephant tusk
Ya head rush, fly like Egyptian musk

/Bring the Ruckus
//Bring the motha farkin' ruckus

NashMcNash		2012-12-20 09:56:29 AM

doctorguilty		2012-12-20 09:56:42 AM

"You remind of a man."
"What man?"
"The man with the tusk."
"What tusk?"
"The tusk of Hoo-Doo."
"Who do?"
"You do."
"Do what?"
"Remind of a man...."

SirTanon		2012-12-20 10:06:26 AM

He was a fan of the "Ultra violence"

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gja		2012-12-20 10:06:49 AM

Tusk, Tusk. How sad.

Also, I had put this in submit queue earlier. I guess you are favored.

2012-12-20 Man beats beats family members with fake ivory because of voodoo shrine. Tusk, tusk. How awful

BronyMedic		2012-12-20 10:07:23 AM

Did he tell them who he was, and that he was spellbound? He shouldn't have that much control over you.

BolshyGreatYarblocks		2012-12-20 10:22:34 AM

Do do that voodoo that you do so well. No, not that.

p the boiler		2012-12-20 10:27:52 AM

makes me want to shoop, shoop-a-doop, shoop-a-doop-a-doop-a-doop

willfullyobscure		2012-12-20 10:50:07 AM

pute kisses like a man: willfullyobscure: RELIGION OF PEACE

???

It was clearly the poisonous dogma of his chosen religion that made him do this and if he had picked a better one, this would not have happened.

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2012-12-20 10:51:37 AM

Then we tried to remove the tusks. The tusks. That's not so easy to say. Tusks. You try it some time. As I say, we tried to remove the tusks. But they were embedded so firmly we couldn't budge them. Of course, in Alabama the Tuscaloosa, but that is entirely ir-elephant to what I was talking about

/bless you Groucho, wherever you are

otalicus		2012-12-20 10:56:39 AM

Voodoo what you don't dare do people.

iheartscotch		2012-12-20 11:43:38 AM

Now go out and do that voodo that you do, so well!

Clemkadidlefark		2012-12-20 11:48:14 AM

Americans must immediately ban all Harlems and elephant tusks. And don't argue with me, GDit. I am the SOURCE of all superior talking.

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2 grams		2012-12-20 12:04:11 PM

Harvey Manfrenjensenjen: Don't say that you love me.

Why don't you tell me what's going on?

another cultural observer		2012-12-20 12:12:28 PM

Clemkadidlefark: Americans must immediately ban all Harlems and elephant tusks. And don't argue with me, GDit. I am the SOURCE of all superior talking.

I am firmly convinced that this woman would be alive today, had there not been a gun in the equation.

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