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(New York Daily News)   Spellbound Harlem man's claim: Sometimes it's the voodoo that you do that makes you want to whack your grandmother to death with an elephant tusk   (nydailynews.com) divider line 21
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2012-12-20 09:48:11 AM
RELIGION OF PEACE
 
2012-12-20 09:49:02 AM
Don't say that you love me.
 
2012-12-20 09:49:25 AM
Was it an assault tusk?
 
2012-12-20 09:51:29 AM

willfullyobscure: RELIGION OF PEACE


???
 
2012-12-20 09:52:08 AM

jaybeezey: Was it an assault tusk?


You forgot something...

/ Too soon?
 
2012-12-20 09:52:44 AM
Of course, in Alabama the Tuscaloosa but that is entirely ir-elephant.
 
2012-12-20 09:54:04 AM
I blame Ghostface Killah:

I come rough, tough like an elephant tusk
Ya head rush, fly like Egyptian musk

/Bring the Ruckus
//Bring the motha farkin' ruckus
 
2012-12-20 09:56:29 AM
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2012-12-20 09:56:42 AM
"You remind of a man."
"What man?"
"The man with the tusk."
"What tusk?"
"The tusk of Hoo-Doo."
"Who do?"
"You do."
"Do what?"
"Remind of a man...."
 
2012-12-20 10:06:26 AM
He was a fan of the "Ultra violence"

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gja [TotalFark]
2012-12-20 10:06:49 AM
Tusk, Tusk. How sad.
 
Also, I had put this in submit queue earlier. I guess you are favored.
 

2012-12-20   Man beats beats family members with fake ivory because of voodoo shrine. Tusk, tusk. How awful
 
2012-12-20 10:07:23 AM
Did he tell them who he was, and that he was spellbound? He shouldn't have that much control over you.
 
2012-12-20 10:22:34 AM
Do do that voodoo that you do so well. No, not that.
 
2012-12-20 10:27:52 AM
makes me want to shoop, shoop-a-doop, shoop-a-doop-a-doop-a-doop
 
2012-12-20 10:50:07 AM

pute kisses like a man: willfullyobscure: RELIGION OF PEACE

???


It was clearly the poisonous dogma of his chosen religion that made him do this and if he had picked a better one, this would not have happened.
 
2012-12-20 10:51:37 AM
Then we tried to remove the tusks. The tusks. That's not so easy to say. Tusks. You try it some time. As I say, we tried to remove the tusks. But they were embedded so firmly we couldn't budge them. Of course, in Alabama the Tuscaloosa, but that is entirely ir-elephant to what I was talking about
 
/bless you Groucho, wherever you are
 
2012-12-20 10:56:39 AM
Voodoo what you don't dare do people.
 
2012-12-20 11:43:38 AM
Now go out and do that voodo that you do, so well!
 
2012-12-20 11:48:14 AM
Americans must immediately ban all Harlems and elephant tusks. And don't argue with me, GDit. I am the SOURCE of all superior talking.

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2012-12-20 12:04:11 PM

Harvey Manfrenjensenjen: Don't say that you love me.


Why don't you tell me what's going on?
 
2012-12-20 12:12:28 PM

Clemkadidlefark: Americans must immediately ban all Harlems and elephant tusks. And don't argue with me, GDit. I am the SOURCE of all superior talking.


I am firmly convinced that this woman would be alive today, had there not been a gun in the equation.
 
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