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(Hampton Roads)   Man arrested for having wood at school. All middle-school boys now considered potential felons   ( divider line
    More: Spiffy, Department of Veterans Affairs, middle schools, resource officers, The Virginian-Pilot, elementary schools  
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7469 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Dec 2012 at 11:17 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-20 12:37:08 PM  
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Today, it's a 2x4, sheeple. Tomorrow, some guy is going to walk in with a 2 x 6 or even worse, a 4 x 4! That is premium support wood. Floor joists and vertical retainers menacing our children! Our constitution writers never imagined a guy could ever get a hold of a piece of wood like that.
2012-12-20 12:09:57 PM  
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2012-12-20 11:24:30 AM  
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DarkSoulNoHope: Will the female teachers lead this wood search?
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