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(Hampton Roads)   Man arrested for having wood at school. All middle-school boys now considered potential felons   (hamptonroads.com) divider line 50
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2012-12-20 10:09:41 AM  
Lets just hope they don't ban wood.
 
2012-12-20 10:33:51 AM  
link was broken for me...
 
2012-12-20 10:41:56 AM  
When my brother was in middle school his favorite book was  Small Arms of the World.  He checked it out of the library over and over again.  He's now--well, not normal, but he isn't a danger to himself or others, and isn't violent in any way.  You can tell because the 5 year old is still alive.
 
If he'd done this today we'd likely get a visit from the FBI and heaven only knows what would have happened.
 
2012-12-20 11:18:56 AM  
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2012-12-20 11:20:20 AM  
Will the female teachers lead this wood search?
 
2012-12-20 11:22:27 AM  
Well, he did have " high-powered rifle" written on the side of the 2x4.

/ it was a m-16ak-47glock assault board
 
2012-12-20 11:24:30 AM  

DarkSoulNoHope: Will the female teachers lead this wood search?

 
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2012-12-20 11:25:09 AM  
We must ban 2x4's now !
They can have my wood when they pry it from my dead clod hands.*

* a Farker wrote that yesterday and I LOL
 
2012-12-20 11:25:23 AM  
Seriously, this was the best? Fail.

/No mention of the school name, Subby?
 
2012-12-20 11:28:16 AM  
How can a misdemeanor get ya held with no bond?
 
2012-12-20 11:28:42 AM  

ChipNASA: Oblig

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All of the kids love going to Mr. Boner's class. He was really excited to teach.
 
2012-12-20 11:28:50 AM  
Nothing wrong with labeling kids as potential rapists...
 
2012-12-20 11:30:00 AM  
That is a really, really stupid way to make a point...
 
2012-12-20 11:34:52 AM  
What is it with everything named "Sandy" going to hell? You got the hurricane, a school shooting and now this jackass with a 2x4. Makes me think that the Mayan Apocalypse will start somewhere named "Sandy".
 
2012-12-20 11:39:33 AM  

iheartscotch: Well, he did have " high-powered rifle" written on the side of the 2x4.

/ it was a m-16ak-47glock assault board


Only Veterans should be able to posses/own/carry wood. They made a sacrifice for our nation and will continue to defend this fine American Way of Life.
 
2012-12-20 11:41:29 AM  
I'm going on record!!!

Some sort of charity will pop up to support this guys insanity message of saving the children.

Mark. My. Words.
 
2012-12-20 11:44:47 AM  
Much like the way a commercial airliner is never again going to be hijacked without everybody and their brother on the plane violently resisting, I think no one will shoot up a school again without being bum rushed by whoever is around until they are stopped.
 
2012-12-20 11:45:26 AM  

Infobahn: Seriously, this was the best? Fail.

/No mention of the school name, Subby?


I submitted it yesterday with a better headline.
/Why yes, I am a bitter old man. Why do you ask?
/Now gtfoml.
 
2012-12-20 11:46:12 AM  
The police should keep him in jail over christmas to make a point about being an asshole.
 
2012-12-20 11:47:30 AM  
Its attention whore time!
 
2012-12-20 11:50:11 AM  
message written in some type of marker.

I'm going to guess and go with the "magic" type.
 
2012-12-20 11:50:13 AM  

offacue: Much like the way a commercial airliner is never again going to be hijacked without everybody and their brother on the plane violently resisting, I think no one will shoot up a school again without being bum rushed by whoever is around until they are stopped.


Right, all the massacres before didn't count. This is the one.

Money, money, money.
 
2012-12-20 11:53:51 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: offacue: Much like the way a commercial airliner is never again going to be hijacked without everybody and their brother on the plane violently resisting, I think no one will shoot up a school again without being bum rushed by whoever is around until they are stopped.

Right, all the massacres before didn't count. This is the one.

Money, money, money.

Now there's more instant media, more frenzy and the fact that this one was little kids. Mostly because of the little kids.
 
2012-12-20 11:56:23 AM  
This is what happens when people fall through the cracks in our mental health system. Any idiot can get ahold of a 2 x 4!
 
2012-12-20 11:58:13 AM  

karmaceutical: That is a really, really stupid way to make a point...


Why? It's harmless, it gets attention, and it's obvious. He walked into a school with a 2x4 with "HIGH POWERED RIFLE" written on it. When he tells a judge he was making a point about security, there will be corroborating evidence. He didn't bring a firearm, or an imitation; he brought a prop. He was arrested--this shows he wasn't supposed to be there, so he could have brought a firearm because ... he wasn't supposed to have that there either, same rules.

Now people will ask him to explain himself. And they'll be listening.
 
2012-12-20 11:59:21 AM  

bluefoxicy: karmaceutical: That is a really, really stupid way to make a point...

Why? It's harmless, it gets attention, and it's obvious. He walked into a school with a 2x4 with "HIGH POWERED RIFLE" written on it. When he tells a judge he was making a point about security, there will be corroborating evidence. He didn't bring a firearm, or an imitation; he brought a prop. He was arrested--this shows he wasn't supposed to be there, so he could have brought a firearm because ... he wasn't supposed to have that there either, same rules.

Now people will ask him to explain himself. And they'll be listening.


That is "terrorism."
 
2012-12-20 11:59:26 AM  
All school shootings prove is that douchebaggery is infectious.
 
2012-12-20 11:59:38 AM  

Chummer45: The police should keep him in jail over christmas to make a point about being an asshole.


They are. No bond, and he can't see a judge until the 28th. For a misdemeanor disorderly charge, they will probably let him out on time served.

/Not a smart move, making the cops look like stupid.
 
2012-12-20 12:06:44 PM  

JimmyCarter'sSecondTerm: Chummer45: The police should keep him in jail over christmas to make a point about being an asshole.

They are. No bond, and he can't see a judge until the 28th. For a misdemeanor disorderly charge, they will probably let him out on time served.

/Not a smart move, making the cops look like stupid.


You're probably right. But I don't feel bad for the guy.
 
2012-12-20 12:09:57 PM  
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2012-12-20 12:10:02 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: bluefoxicy: karmaceutical: That is a really, really stupid way to make a point...

Why? It's harmless, it gets attention, and it's obvious. He walked into a school with a 2x4 with "HIGH POWERED RIFLE" written on it. When he tells a judge he was making a point about security, there will be corroborating evidence. He didn't bring a firearm, or an imitation; he brought a prop. He was arrested--this shows he wasn't supposed to be there, so he could have brought a firearm because ... he wasn't supposed to have that there either, same rules.

Now people will ask him to explain himself. And they'll be listening.

That is "terrorism."


This. He should have a body cavity search just to make she he's not hiding something.
 
2012-12-20 12:12:02 PM  
I don't use this particular word too often, but here it applies:

What a Retard.
 
2012-12-20 12:14:30 PM  
Ok, i laughed a bit when i read the "high powered rifle" bit. What i wonder, however, is how long it took until he was noticed and how soon the police were on scene.
 
2012-12-20 12:28:17 PM  
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2012-12-20 12:31:31 PM  

Well Armed Sheep: Ok, i laughed a bit when i read the "high powered rifle" bit. What i wonder, however, is how long it took until he was noticed and how soon the police were on scene.


I have visions of his standing around shouting about it and no one really paying attention. Then someone got sick of him shouting and called the principal.
 
2012-12-20 12:37:08 PM  
Today, it's a 2x4, sheeple. Tomorrow, some guy is going to walk in with a 2 x 6 or even worse, a 4 x 4! That is premium support wood. Floor joists and vertical retainers menacing our children! Our constitution writers never imagined a guy could ever get a hold of a piece of wood like that.
 
2012-12-20 12:43:05 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: Today, it's a 2x4, sheeple. Tomorrow, some guy is going to walk in with a 2 x 6 or even worse, a 4 x 4! That is premium support wood. Floor joists and vertical retainers menacing our children! Our constitution writers never imagined a guy could ever get a hold of a piece of wood like that.


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2012-12-20 12:44:05 PM  
They started locking the doors at my son's preschool.

It's kinda dumb. Some dumbass does something stupid on the other side of the country and now we all live in just a little bit more fear. Some because we're afraid of bad people, and some because we're afraid of dipshiat parents like this guy who will complain if they DON'T start locking the doors.

On the other hand locking the doors is really a minor inconvenience and not that big of a deal, so I won't complain to the school about it. It would just make me look bad and create an unnecessary confrontation. It's not *that* big of a deal, I guess.

But I still think a better way to prevent people from getting shot is to stop shooting them instead of living in fear of stupid shiat.
 
2012-12-20 12:45:17 PM  
Go USA!

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2012-12-20 12:48:04 PM  

jonny_q: They started locking the doors at my son's preschool.

It's kinda dumb. Some dumbass does something stupid on the other side of the country and now we all live in just a little bit more fear. Some because we're afraid of bad people, and some because we're afraid of dipshiat parents like this guy who will complain if they DON'T start locking the doors.

On the other hand locking the doors is really a minor inconvenience and not that big of a deal, so I won't complain to the school about it. It would just make me look bad and create an unnecessary confrontation. It's not *that* big of a deal, I guess.

But I still think a better way to prevent people from getting shot is to stop shooting them instead of living in fear of stupid shiat.


What about schools that have multiple buildings? My HS was like a small college.
Who will control these multiple point or should they we boarded up and funnel thousands through one door?
 
2012-12-20 01:08:57 PM  
THANK GOD skinbubble isn't asleep at the wheel!!


/knows where Strasburg is
//it's near where they arrested that guy for wearing a dead animal on his head.
///that was on fark, too.
 
2012-12-20 01:09:11 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: Today, it's a 2x4, sheeple. Tomorrow, some guy is going to walk in with a 2 x 6 or even worse, a 4 x 4! That is premium support wood. Floor joists and vertical retainers menacing our children! Our constitution writers never imagined a guy could ever get a hold of a piece of wood like that.


Pffft, typical media getting everything wrong. They call it a "2 x 4", but I would bet anything it was actually 1.5" x 3.5". Hell, it probably wasn't even treated and would have lost it's effectiveness in the first rainstorm.
 
2012-12-20 01:10:55 PM  

mekkab: THANK GOD skinbubble isn't asleep at the wheel!!


/knows where Strasburg is
//it's near where they arrested that guy for wearing a dead animal on his head.
///that was on fark, too.


Oh shiat, Strasburg VA? Huh, I didn't even RTFA...my Mom lived there for about 10 years until moving away this past summer...

/CSB
 
2012-12-20 01:19:56 PM  

my_cats_breath_smells_like_cat_food: Harry Freakstorm: Today, it's a 2x4, sheeple. Tomorrow, some guy is going to walk in with a 2 x 6 or even worse, a 4 x 4! That is premium support wood. Floor joists and vertical retainers menacing our children! Our constitution writers never imagined a guy could ever get a hold of a piece of wood like that.

Pffft, typical media getting everything wrong. They call it a "2 x 4", but I would bet anything it was actually 1.5" x 3.5". Hell, it probably wasn't even treated and would have lost it's effectiveness in the first rainstorm.


Only police should carry wood.
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2012-12-20 01:45:36 PM  

offacue: Much like the way a commercial airliner is never again going to be hijacked without everybody and their brother on the plane violently resisting, I think no one will shoot up a school again without being bum rushed by whoever is around until they are stopped.


At least two people tried that at Sandy Hook and they both died.
 
2012-12-20 01:56:34 PM  

offacue: Much like the way a commercial airliner is never again going to be hijacked without everybody and their brother on the plane violently resisting, I think no one will shoot up a school again without being bum rushed by whoever is around until they are stopped.


Did they lock the farking cockpit door? Oh how farking genius.
 
2012-12-20 02:33:30 PM  
The next time I visit my old high school here in town (an administrator is an old friend) I'm going to take TWO IMAGINARY GUNS with me and just see what happens. They'll be loaded, too.
 
2012-12-20 02:35:53 PM  

JimmyCarter'sSecondTerm: Chummer45: The police should keep him in jail over christmas to make a point about being an asshole.

They are. No bond, and he can't see a judge until the 28th. For a misdemeanor disorderly charge, they will probably let him out on time served.

/Not a smart move, making the cops look like stupid.


How did he make them look stupid?
 
2012-12-20 02:47:56 PM  

stevetherobot: JimmyCarter'sSecondTerm: Chummer45: The police should keep him in jail over christmas to make a point about being an asshole.

They are. No bond, and he can't see a judge until the 28th. For a misdemeanor disorderly charge, they will probably let him out on time served.

/Not a smart move, making the cops look like stupid.

How did he make them look stupid?


lol
 
2012-12-20 04:31:48 PM  

davidphogan: offacue: Much like the way a commercial airliner is never again going to be hijacked without everybody and their brother on the plane violently resisting, I think no one will shoot up a school again without being bum rushed by whoever is around until they are stopped.

At least two people tried that at Sandy Hook and they both died.


Yeah, but they were women. If it had been men it would have been totally different.

/Just making fun of a conservative talking point.
 
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