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(Politico)   Kerry now part of the Benghazi "scandal." This conspiracy is so widespread that the entire government seems to be behind it. We're through the looking glass here, people. IT'S A CONSPIRACY   (politico.com) divider line 287
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2012-12-20 09:57:40 AM  
Oh, so he should just remain a senator instead of becoming Secretary of State? I'm cool with that.
 
2012-12-20 10:18:52 AM  
Benghazi more like been gassy
 
thanks alot, P. Fart
 
2012-12-20 10:22:28 AM  
Is there a reason why there wasn't this huge investigation over the dozen or so embassies attacked under Bush? And can someone give a non-snarky reason why this is considered a scandal?
 
2012-12-20 10:23:55 AM  

Mugato: Is there a reason why there wasn't this huge investigation over the dozen or so embassies attacked under Bush? And can someone give a non-snarky reason why this is considered a scandal?


Non-snarky?  Then no.
 
2012-12-20 10:29:47 AM  

Mugato: Is there a reason why there wasn't this huge investigation over the dozen or so embassies attacked under Bush? And can someone give a non-snarky reason why this is considered a scandal?


Republicans are worthless assholes that are bent on punishing America for having the audacity to elect a Democrat over their two crappy candidates
 
2012-12-20 10:41:14 AM  
It just seems like another example of republicans farking shiat up and then blaming the President for the shiat they farked up. They obstruct everything the President tried to do to help the economy and say, "Hey, the economy sucks!". Their main talking point regarding Obama's failures is that he hasn't completely un-farked what Bush spent 8 years farking up. And now with this, they cut funding for security at these embassies, and embassy gets attacked and it's a scandal! 
 
It's like Lucy feeding into Charlie Brown's insecurity by pulling away the football and then charging him 5 cents for psychiatric help. Well it's not exactly like that but that was a cool analogy.
 
2012-12-20 10:51:35 AM  
Mugato:Is there a reason why there wasn't this huge investigation over the dozen or so embassies attacked under Bush? And can someone give a non-snarky reason why this is considered a scandal? 
 
Ask Hillary.  As a sitting senator, she and all the other democrats had the ability and the motivation to investigate any scandalous atrocities like those she allowed to happen in Benghazi.  
 
Is there a specific incident where you think Hillary and the other dems neglected their responsibility to seek justice?
 
2012-12-20 10:54:20 AM  
It's like they want him to nominate a republican to be sec of state. Of course if any republican accepted he would immediately be branded a RINO.
 
2012-12-20 10:54:57 AM  

Il Douchey: Mugato:Is there a reason why there wasn't this huge investigation over the dozen or so embassies attacked under Bush? And can someone give a non-snarky reason why this is considered a scandal? 
 
Ask Hillary.  As a sitting senator, she and all the other democrats had the ability and the motivation to investigate any scandalous atrocities like those she allowed to happen in Benghazi.  
 
Is there a specific incident where you think Hillary and the other dems neglected their responsibility to seek justice?


All of your words are spelled correctly and technically they form sentences but I have no idea WTF you are trying to say.
 
2012-12-20 11:17:24 AM  

EvilEgg: It's like they want him to nominate a republican to be sec of state. Of course if any republican accepted he would immediately be branded a RINO.

 
Its already happening with Chuck Hagel. Obama is thinking about nominating him for Secretary of Defense, and already they are accusing Hagel of being an anti-Semite.
 
http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2012/12/chuck-hagel-and- th e-neocon-smear-machine/266499/
 
2012-12-20 11:26:32 AM  
Yawn, I've been through this day after day with the Administration apologists, and they never learn anything. Yesterday I was explaining to some drooling moran that no there wasn't a protest outside the consulate. Yesterday, a month after the Administration admitted there was no protest.

There were serious and systematic failures in security, intelligence, and in the State Department that lead to, in part, the Administration repeating a fable to the American Public even after the President of Libya ridiculed it to the worldwide press. This was so, even though the White House Situation room had several reports, while the incident was going on, that a terrorist group had already claimed credit for the attack, that they had also been identified by witnesses, and were threatening to attack the embassy in Tripoli.

Remember folks, it is the Republican's fault, we heard it from partisan trolls on Fark.
 
2012-12-20 11:30:34 AM  

Mugato: Il Douchey: Mugato:Is there a reason why there wasn't this huge investigation over the dozen or so embassies attacked under Bush? And can someone give a non-snarky reason why this is considered a scandal? 
 
Ask Hillary.  As a sitting senator, she and all the other democrats had the ability and the motivation to investigate any scandalous atrocities like those she allowed to happen in Benghazi.  
 
Is there a specific incident where you think Hillary and the other dems neglected their responsibility to seek justice?

 
All of your words are spelled correctly and technically they form sentences but I have no idea WTF you are trying to say.
 
DEMS BAD
 
2012-12-20 11:32:05 AM  
That's right, just continue to make light of the fact that four Americans are dead because of the incompetence of this administration. It makes you look SO good.
 
2012-12-20 11:32:41 AM  
Just like Clinton, the butthurt GOP is looking for a bull shiat impeachment witch hunt.......yet George Bush Jr.........totally didn't do anything wrong.
 
2012-12-20 11:35:23 AM  

randomjsa: That's right, just continue to make light of the fact that four Americans are dead because of the incompetence of this administration. It makes you look SO good.


4 Americans died every day in Iraq. A war we didn't need. A war that was started under false pretenses by the President, unlike Benghazi. WHAR outrage then WHAR?
 
2012-12-20 11:35:50 AM  
We need to round up all the mailmen and find out what they now.
 
2012-12-20 11:35:55 AM  

randomjsa: That's right, just continue to make light of the fact that four Americans are dead because of the incompetence of this administration. It makes you look SO good.


I'm pretty sure a group of violent militants is at least partially responsible.
 
2012-12-20 11:36:10 AM  
There is no conspiracy. That is just a red herring.

Benghazi was incompetance followed by ineptitude followed by lying about it.

Someone get Hillary an aspirin.
 
2012-12-20 11:36:51 AM  
Obama should nominate Mitch McConnel for SoS
 
2012-12-20 11:37:12 AM  

Citrate1007: Just like Clinton, the butthurt GOP is looking for a bull shiat impeachment witch hunt.......yet George Bush Jr.........totally didn't do anything wrong.


Hopefully, this results in more high quality photoshops.
 
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2012-12-20 11:37:14 AM  
I refuse to participate in this Benghazi thread, other than to say Kerry seems like he'd make a fine secretary of state.
 
2012-12-20 11:37:44 AM  

Hickory-smoked: randomjsa: That's right, just continue to make light of the fact that four Americans are dead because of the incompetence of this administration. It makes you look SO good.

I'm pretty sure a group of violent militants is at least partially responsible.


No -  you're thinking of the original 9/11. This time, Obama went to Libya and killed Stevens himself with his bare hands!
 
2012-12-20 11:38:41 AM  

randomjsa: That's right, just continue to make light of the fact that four Americans are dead because of the incompetence of this administration. It makes you look SO good.


Because the vigorous and near constant farking of what's left of their remains (first in order to try to win an election, second in order to get a scalp, now just to throw decomposing colon and semen at the wall) has been super classy.
 
2012-12-20 11:38:52 AM  
And I still have no freaking clue what the scandal is.
 
2012-12-20 11:39:28 AM  

Cletus C.: I refuse to participate in this Benghazi thread, other than to say Kerry seems like he'd make a fine secretary of state.


Yay, someone is learning this fun little fact:

FOUR AMERICANS WOULD STILL BE DEAD REGARDLESS OF THE ADMINISTRATION'S HANDLING OF THE INFORMATION AFTER THE ATTACK.
 
2012-12-20 11:39:51 AM  
I saw Kerry attack the Beghazi consulate in his swiftboat.
 
Actually I didn't see that.  Kerry would never expose himself to danger like that.  Instead, he pranced around the deck of an aircraft carrier in his flight suit pajamas, shouting orders into a radio mic that were relayed on to his swiftboat, which was manned by a crew of gay atheist socialists.  And he read those orders off a teleprompter.
 
Later they went out for arugula ice cream while Kerry denounced the aircraft carrier as a tool of evil American foreign policy.  He was awarded the Presidential medal of freedom, and for what, he didn't even create any jobs.
 
2012-12-20 11:40:49 AM  

Kibbler: He was awarded the Presidential medal of freedom, and for what, he didn't even create any jobs.


And then proceeded to throw it over the white house fence...
 
2012-12-20 11:40:56 AM  

swahnhennessy: And I still have no freaking clue what the scandal is.


Give it a day, the scandalous part will change.  Only the fake outrage stays constant.
 
2012-12-20 11:42:09 AM  

LargeCanine: Benghazi was incompetance followed by ineptitude followed by lying about it.


For the last Goddamned time, what did they lie about?
 
2012-12-20 11:43:09 AM  
So, after all these weeks of anal probing and millions of dollars spent for investigations, the most incriminating thing they can come up with is "insufficient security".

farking brilliant. I'll take "Political Witch Hunt" for $500, Alex.
 
2012-12-20 11:43:42 AM  
SLURPERS! SLURPERS! SLURPERS!
 
2012-12-20 11:45:31 AM  

Kibbler: I saw Kerry attack the Beghazi consulate in his swiftboat.

Actually I didn't see that.  Kerry would never expose himself to danger like that.  Instead, he pranced around the deck of an aircraft carrier in his flight suit pajamas, shouting orders in French into a radio mic that were relayed on to his swiftboat, which was manned by a crew of gay atheist socialists.  And he read those orders off a teleprompter.

Later they went out for arugula ice cream while Kerry denounced the aircraft carrier as a tool of evil American foreign policy.  He was awarded the Presidential medal of freedom, and for what, he didn't even create any jobs.


Now with more betterness!
 
2012-12-20 11:45:49 AM  

swahnhennessy: And I still have no freaking clue what the scandal is.


Hillary asked for more funding for security at consulates and embassies, House Republicans said "No", people died. But it isn't the Republicans' fault (as if anything ever is), so the has to be a scandal.
 
2012-12-20 11:46:51 AM  

Kibbler: I saw Kerry attack the Beghazi consulate in his swiftboat.

Actually I didn't see that.  Kerry would never expose himself to danger like that.  Instead, he pranced around the deck of an aircraft carrier in his flight suit pajamas, shouting orders into a radio mic that were relayed on to his swiftboat, which was manned by a crew of gay atheist socialists.  And he read those orders off a teleprompter.

Later they went out for arugula ice cream while Kerry denounced the aircraft carrier as a tool of evil American foreign policy.  He was awarded the Presidential medal of freedom, and for what, he didn't even create any jobs.


Arugula ice cream sounds terrible.
 
2012-12-20 11:46:53 AM  

Il Douchey: Mugato:Is there a reason why there wasn't this huge investigation over the dozen or so embassies attacked under Bush? And can someone give a non-snarky reason why this is considered a scandal?

Ask Hillary.  As a sitting senator, she and all the other democrats had the ability and the motivation to investigate any scandalous atrocities like those she allowed to happen in Benghazi.

Is there a specific incident where you think Hillary and the other dems neglected their responsibility to seek justice?


Paint chips. You shouldn't have eaten them.
 
2012-12-20 11:48:44 AM  

Mugato: LargeCanine: Benghazi was incompetance followed by ineptitude followed by lying about it.

For the last Goddamned time, what did they lie about?


That the attack spontaneously arose out of an anti-video protest outside the consulate.

They were repeating that lie 4 days after the Libyans ridiculed it, and it was thoroughly debunked.
 
2012-12-20 11:48:55 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-20 11:49:07 AM  

joonyer: Paint chips. You shouldn't have eaten them.


Once you pop, you just can't stop.
 
2012-12-20 11:50:11 AM  
I like how we have tons of legitimate "scandals" happening all the time. It's just expected nowadays that legislation is bought and sold by special interests.

Pay no attention to that, though - someone died, and then someone may have screwed up and then didn't come out and tell everyone right away. OMG Scandal!!!!! President got a BJ - SCANDAL!!!!
 
2012-12-20 11:50:16 AM  

randomjsa: That's right, just continue to make light of the fact that four Americans are dead because of the incompetence of this administration. It makes you look SO good.


Exactly. This is just like Pearl Harbor. All those lying, incompetent boobs who left our guard down and got all those innocent government employees killed. We never found out the truth, no one was ever held accountable.
 
2012-12-20 11:51:23 AM  

incendi: Oh, so he should just remain a senator instead of becoming Secretary of State? I'm cool with that.


I farking want this guy as the next Secretary of State!

http://trade-station-easy-language.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/bil l -cooling1.jpg
 
2012-12-20 11:52:14 AM  
trade-station-easy-language.com
 
2012-12-20 11:54:48 AM  

halfof33: Mugato: LargeCanine: Benghazi was incompetance followed by ineptitude followed by lying about it.

 
For the last Goddamned time, what did they lie about?
 
That the attack spontaneously arose out of an anti-video protest outside the consulate.
 
They were repeating that lie 4 days after the Libyans ridiculed it, and it was thoroughly debunked.
 
Romney was publicly humiliated in the second debate when he tried to say that and it was shown that Obama called it an act of terror from the beginning and you're repeating that talking point?
 
That aside, what's the difference what caused it? Every act of violence is called terrorism nowadays. The Batman theater shooter was called a terrorist. The word has no meaning anymore.  How is that a scandal or a cover-up?
 
2012-12-20 11:55:28 AM  
Clearly Cheney and his ex-CIA cabal of Neocons perpetrated this attack. They have all sorts of ties with the former Gaddafi regime. They knew this would trash both Hillary and Obama politically. And clear themselves a senate seat knowing Kerry would replace Rice.
 
2012-12-20 11:55:59 AM  

randomjsa: That's right, just continue to make light of the fact that four Americans are dead because of the incompetence of this administration. It makes you look SO good.


When people like you try to pretend to give a shiat about American lives for some political reason you just come off looking like a disingenuous asshole.
 
2012-12-20 11:56:44 AM  
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2012-12-20 11:56:58 AM  

randomjsa: That's right, just continue to make light of the fact that four Americans are dead because of the incompetence of this administration. It makes you look SO good.


Dead diplomats didn't matter to you when Bush was in office. Why does it matter now? Is it because the President is blah?
 
2012-12-20 11:59:41 AM  

halfof33: Mugato: LargeCanine: Benghazi was incompetance followed by ineptitude followed by lying about it.

For the last Goddamned time, what did they lie about?

That the attack spontaneously arose out of an anti-video protest outside the consulate.

They were repeating that lie 4 days after the Libyans ridiculed it, and it was thoroughly debunked.


Lets go out on a limb here, ignore all readily available facts refuting this, and assume you are 100% correct. Could you explain to me how this is still a scandal several months later, or why this farking matters in the least little bit?
 
2012-12-20 12:00:53 PM  

Mugato: Romney was publicly humiliated in the second debate when he tried to say that and it was shown that Obama called it an act of terror from the beginning and you're repeating that talking point?


You see folks, Administration apologists, intentionally misreading what I said.

I'll explain this carefully: the fable that the attack spontaneously arose out of protests over a video was false. I was referring to this. That is different than Obama's lack of spine on calling it terrorism. You were referring to this.

I'm not going to explain it again.

Drop the partisan blinders.
 
2012-12-20 12:03:48 PM  
It's funny watching these Chicken Littles gnash their teeth and the flail while demanding answers to nonexistent questions.

Hey Derpublicans, when everything is a scandal/outrage, nothing is a scandal/outrage.
 
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