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2012-12-20 09:41:23 AM
7 votes:
He was standing his ground, subby, standing his ground like you only wish you had the courage to do. Like you wish you had the courage to do. But, no. They invade your space, and you fall back. They cut in line, and you fall back. Not again. Not this time. The line must be drawn here. This far, no farther! And we will make them pay for what they have done.
2012-12-20 11:14:54 AM
3 votes:
They bring an expired coupon, you bring a gun.
 
Its the Florida way.
2012-12-20 11:47:03 AM
2 votes:

here to help: gun violence.


here to help: being a dick.


here to help: violent asshat.


here to help: Responsible gun owner. Nothing to see here.


here to help: 2nd amendment douchensteins...

Dinks.


here to help: asshole


here to help: freaking the hell out


here to help: idiot


here to help: you f*ck around you get knocked the f*ck out. .


here to help: idiots


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2012-12-20 11:19:29 AM
2 votes:
I . . said . . . NO . . . Goddamn . . . ANCHOVIES
2012-12-20 11:15:01 AM
2 votes:

GanjSmokr: BAN...something.... !!  Or at the very least, think of the children....


If it'll help, I'm okay with banning Little Caesers.
2012-12-20 10:59:10 AM
2 votes:

Pocket Ninja: He was standing his ground, subby, standing his ground like you only wish you had the courage to do. Like you wish you had the courage to do. But, no. They invade your space, and you fall back. They cut in line, and you fall back. Not again. Not this time. The line must be drawn here. This far, no farther! And we will make them pay for what they have done.


You broke your little plastic thing that keeps the box top out of the cheese.
2012-12-20 01:47:30 PM
1 votes:

stevarooni: here to help: They want every citizen to be armed but don't want proper background checks. This means the mentally unstable would be able to have access to firearms even more easily than they do now.

Define "proper background checks". Not adjudicated to be mentally incompetent? Already part of the NICS check. Not a felon? Check. What more would you prefer? That anyone who attends therapy be unable to obtain firearms?


Yep. They should add anyone in a relationship to the list if they want a real witchhunt.
2012-12-20 12:52:49 PM
1 votes:

hiker9999: St. Petersburg police say 52-year-old Michael Jock was waiting in line at a Little Caesars on Sunday when another customer, 49-year-old Randall White, began complaining about the slow service. The men exchanged words, which turned into a shoving match.

 
Well, there you go. It's always the dumb Jock.
 
It's the fault of White, man.
2012-12-20 12:51:22 PM
1 votes:
St. Petersburg police say 52-year-old Michael Jock was waiting in line at a Little Caesars on Sunday when another customer, 49-year-old Randall White, began complaining about the slow service. The men exchanged words, which turned into a shoving match.

Well, there you go. It's always the dumb Jock.
2012-12-20 12:49:54 PM
1 votes:

Phinn: Charlie Chingas: ... you come off as an ass-hat when someone has an opinion on this situation. Blah, blah law. You get butt-hurt when someone states something you don't agree with.

You're doing exactly that, right now.

Reading your posts is like watching someone brag about how he never brags. Or how much he hates intolerant people.

Your posts are an impacted, self-negating abscess of stupid.


So much this! I think I need to lay off the coffee for awhile...

Exactly. As someone pointed out, you profile your "trolling" on your profile. Secretly, I like you :)
2012-12-20 12:09:26 PM
1 votes:

Arkanaut: "An armed society is a polite society."


Just like Somalia! And Syria! And post invasion Iraq! And Afghanistan!
2012-12-20 12:07:52 PM
1 votes:
Stand Your Ground is legalized murder. Leave it to Florida to find a way to paint murder with an acceptable-sounding name. Stand Your Ground. LOL. The world would be a better place with more people getting mental help and less people "standing their ground."

What crime are you going to legalize and give a friendly name to next, Florida? How about a law called "Enjoy Adult Beverages While Driving" to legalize drunk driving. Or "Sex Without All The Red Tape" to legalize rape?
2012-12-20 11:58:32 AM
1 votes:

Arkanaut: "An armed society is a polite society waits patiently for their pizza no matter how long it takes and shoots anyone who doesn't."

2012-12-20 11:39:08 AM
1 votes:

biyaaatci: What I want to know is, whatever happened to the "Pizza! Pizza!" gimmick?


That's been gone for a long time. When I managed a Little Caesar's as a nubile 19 year old back in the 90s, the catchphrase was "where bigger is better." The obnoxious comments we got on the phone because we were REQUIRED to say that every time we answered were overwhelming.

I love how so many people are fine with a citizen shooting some unarmed guy, but when a cop does it all hell breaks loose. I am as opposed to police brutality as anyone; I just find it an interesting juxtaposition.
2012-12-20 11:28:30 AM
1 votes:
I got this.

ahem

1. get a concealed weapons permit
2. buy a gun
3. carry it everywhere, praying to the Norse Gods that you get a chance to use it.
4. Start a shoving match in a local eatery because no incident has come up to let you kill someone.
5. Start losing said match to your unarmed opponent.
6. Pull a gun on your unarmed opponent like a little weak biatch, and shoot him multiple times.
7. Claim self defense and "hold my ground" laws apply.
8. Get ass raped repeatedly in the local pokey.
2012-12-20 11:22:11 AM
1 votes:
This wouldn't have happened if we'd have banned scary-looking rifles and large-capacity magazines.
2012-12-20 11:21:12 AM
1 votes:

Nothing To See Here: here to help: Responsible gun owner. Nothing to see here.

?


Ha!
2012-12-20 11:19:16 AM
1 votes:
This guy was obviously just acting on behalf of his well regulated militia.
2012-12-20 11:09:39 AM
1 votes:
"Jock, who has a concealed weapons permit, told officers he was justified under Florida's "stand your ground" law, which allows people to use deadly force if they believe their lives are in danger."

Well it's settled then.
2012-12-20 11:07:13 AM
1 votes:
BAN...something.... !!  Or at the very least, think of the children....
2012-12-20 11:05:01 AM
1 votes:

Dull Cow Eyes: what some people in Florida must think:

Stand Your Ground = if you're standing on the ground, just go ahead and shoot


Yeah, there is a massive misunderstanding of what constitutes "fear for my life" for some people. Perhaps it is a result of the constant bell-ringing of gun advocates that "Forks and fists, bats and bottles" are just as deadly as guns, in that as soon as someone brandishes a fist or any solid object, b*tches think they're in mortal peril.

This guy seemed to think he was going to get shoved to death. Now he's just going to get shoved into a cell for 10-20 years.
2012-12-20 11:04:56 AM
1 votes:
Shoulda just got the hot and ready. Crisis averted.
2012-12-20 11:04:12 AM
1 votes:
Come on 2nd amendment douchensteins... get in here and back this retard up! NO licensed gun owner would EVER use their weapon in an irresponsible fashion! RIGHT?! RIGHT?!!!

You have blood on your hands.

Dinks.
2012-12-20 11:01:45 AM
1 votes:
He has a conceal carry license. This means he is a law abiding citizen. The other guy absolutely must have been threatening his life, since law abiding conceal carry citizens never break the law. Look at the statistics if you don't believe me.
2012-12-20 10:59:46 AM
1 votes:

DarkSoulNoHope: Pocket Ninja: He was standing his ground, subby, standing his ground like you only wish you had the courage to do. Like you wish you had the courage to do. But, no. They invade your space, and you fall back. They cut in line, and you fall back. Not again. Not this time. The line must be drawn here. This far, no farther! And we will make them pay for what they have done.

Thanks Mr. Stewart.


BTW, you broke your little pizzas.
2012-12-20 10:58:45 AM
1 votes:
They should've just burnt their Christmas tree and called it a day.
2012-12-20 10:58:41 AM
1 votes:
TFA:

Man shot at Florida pizza restaurant for complaining about service

Published December 20, 2012

FoxNews.com

ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. - A Tampa Bay area man accused of shooting and wounding another man during an argument at a pizza restaurant said his actions were justified under Florida's "stand your ground" law.

St. Petersburg police say 52-year-old Michael Jock was waiting in line at a Little Caesars on Sunday when another customer, 49-year-old Randall White, began complaining about the slow service. The men exchanged words, which turned into a shoving match.

The Tampa Bay Times reports that Jock pulled a revolver and shot White in the lower torso. The two struggled and White was shot a second time.

Jock, who has a concealed weapons permit, told officers he was justified under Florida's "stand your ground" law, which allows people to use deadly force if they believe their lives are in danger.

The officers charged Jock with aggravated battery with a weapon and shooting within a building. He was later released on $20,000 bail.


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