ambassador_ahab: By this definition, I should already be dead. I suppose every year from here on out is a "bonus year." Sweet.
Sybarite: Oh no, my girl isn't going to survive long. She wants to party all the time.
corronchilejano: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 450x686]Seems legit./hot like drug-burnt skin
DubyaHater: As someone who treats nursing home patients, I want someone to feed me a cyanide pill if I live long enough to need full-time nursing care. I had a patient come to office with a diaper loaded with diarrhea. She was marinating in it. And you might as well have all your teeth extracted before you go into a nursing home because the nurses sure aren't taking care of them for you.
what_now: Define partying?
ZeroCorpse: My point is that young people have this idea that being old is this terrible, horrible, pointless portion of your life, and that they couldn't possibly want those extra minutes, hours, days, weeks, months, or years at the end of their life, and that's just a narrow-minded, childish way to look at things. When you get there, you'll be grateful for the time with your family. You'll be happy to stick around as long as you can.
Pumpernickel bread: corronchilejano: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 450x686]Seems legit./hot like drug-burnt skinNot that I care about Lohan, but that looks like a photoshop. And this article isn't news. It is pretty much saying that if you make a habit of an unhealthy behavior (i.e. a cheeseburger a day for 30 years), you are more likely to die sooner. They aren't saying that if you eat one cheeseburger, you are going to die 30 minutes sooner than if you hadn't.
grinding_journalist: what_now: Define partying?Waking up around 6pm... pop a vailum and try to crash just in time for the sun to rise and keep you awake till noon./your experience may vary
Pumpernickel bread: Not that I care about Lohan, but that looks like a photoshop
grinding_journalist: /your experience may vary
optikeye: Cool...because those are those droolling, and shaiting yourself hours.
pushpinder: Hell, the Rolling Stones are still around. I beg to differ. Or is there a point at which you party so much, it actually preserves the human body?
The Angry Hand of God: According to my calculations, if I partied every day for 50 years, I would lose approximately 380 days. I am perfectly OK with this.
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