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		Accused murderer says deceased woman was shot accidentally. Six times (nj.com)		30
		More: Unlikely, hopatcong, killer, Alyssa Ruggieri

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Elzar		2012-12-20 11:00:54 AM

Lipschitz?

Why Would I Read the Article		2012-12-20 11:20:44 AM

Looks like this guy's ready for a job as a police officer!

Ambitwistor		2012-12-20 11:20:51 AM

Bit'O'Gristle		2012-12-20 11:22:41 AM

So, you're saying you shot her six times, including 3 face shots at close range, and this just HAPPENED as an accident after you went to her house with a gun, after being told that she wanted to break up with you, and that you were in fear for your life. Hmmmmmm. Nahhhh...this couldn't be personal at all.

Honest Bender		2012-12-20 11:25:35 AM

Looks like he picked a whole bouquet of oops daisies.

Incog_Neeto		2012-12-20 11:36:57 AM

If only guns where outlawed this tragedy could have been prevented and replaced with a fatal stabbing.

exatron		2012-12-20 11:40:33 AM

Elzar: Lipschitz?

He took a flower in its prime...

kokomo61		2012-12-20 11:41:04 AM

Elzar: Lipschitz?

Number 17, "The Spread-Eagle".

snowybunting		2012-12-20 11:43:08 AM

"Finally, a man in Texas was arrested today for shooting and killing: his wife, son, two daughters, his mother and father, all four of his grandparents, his dog, his mailman, three neighbors, and a woman who works at the filling station. He claims he was just cleaning his gun when it suddenly went off."

snocone		2012-12-20 11:44:39 AM

Meehhh, I had this Marine once, had 32 accidental bullet holes.

dv-ous		2012-12-20 11:44:44 AM

"It was an accident" is the first refuge of children.

Yet another gun owner with a small dick and a juvenile mind.

probesport		2012-12-20 11:52:03 AM

In New York City, I mean Kansas.

4.bp.blogspot.com

computerguyUT		2012-12-20 11:53:37 AM

Whoops, woops, oops, crap, whoops,.....reload.......oops.

Hey I've been divorced a few times...you know guns really do become self aware and pull their own triggers.

Wonder if it was a black "assault" revolver.

StoPPeRmobile		2012-12-20 11:58:12 AM

computerguyUT: Whoops, woops, oops, crap, whoops,.....reload.......oops.

Hey I've been divorced a few times...you know guns really do become self aware and pull their own triggers.

Wonder if it was a black "assault" revolver.

With a bayonet point and removable high capicity clips.

Mr. Right		2012-12-20 11:58:23 AM

computerguyUT: Whoops, woops, oops, crap, whoops,.....reload.......oops.

Hey I've been divorced a few times...you know guns really do become self aware and pull their own triggers.

Wonder if it was a black "assault" revolver.

Must have been at least semi-automatic. His story might lose a tiny, little bit of credibility if that pistol was a muzzle-loader.

IrishBlunder		2012-12-20 12:02:38 PM

She have heart-attack and fall out of window onto exploding bomb.

computerguyUT		2012-12-20 12:06:48 PM

Mr. Right: computerguyUT: Whoops, woops, oops, crap, whoops,.....reload.......oops.

Hey I've been divorced a few times...you know guns really do become self aware and pull their own triggers.

Wonder if it was a black "assault" revolver.

Must have been at least semi-automatic. His story might lose a tiny, little bit of credibility if that pistol was a muzzle-loader.

Hahaahaha.....slowest.....assault.......evar.......

CapeFearCadaver		2012-12-20 12:14:39 PM

Well, that guy's a piece of shiat.

Stile4aly		2012-12-20 12:18:26 PM

She had it comin. She only had herself to blame.

farkmedown		2012-12-20 12:34:06 PM

Stile4aly: She had it comin. She only had herself to blame.

If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same

Frogfoot		2012-12-20 12:34:46 PM

Well OK this is tough. On the one hand if he is telling the truth, this is all a tragic mistake. But on the other hand if he is lying, then he is a cold blooded murderer and should be punished accordingly. Sadly there is no definitive way to divine the truth here.

My solution. Take him out to the gulf stream at night. Strip him naked, tie ten pounds of raw meat around his waist with a logging chain, point him in the direction of the coast line. If he makes it I say he is innocent. If he doesn't make it he was guilty.

StoPPeRmobile		2012-12-20 12:49:55 PM

Frogfoot: Well OK this is tough. On the one hand if he is telling the truth, this is all a tragic mistake. But on the other hand if he is lying, then he is a cold blooded murderer and should be punished accordingly. Sadly there is no definitive way to divine the truth here.

My solution. Take him out to the gulf stream at night. Strip him naked, tie ten pounds of raw meat around his waist with a logging chain, point him in the direction of the coast line. If he makes it I say he is innocent. If he doesn't make it he was guilty.

Relationships cause more deaths than something else. Ban relationships!

Kuroshin		2012-12-20 12:59:17 PM

Elzar: Lipschitz?

Done in one.

skantea		2012-12-20 01:55:26 PM

Even if he's telling the truth he killed her. I think his attorney is one of her relatives.

StoPPeRmobile		2012-12-20 03:14:36 PM

skantea: Even if he's telling the truth he killed her. I think his attorney is one of her relatives.

images.sodahead.com

skantea		2012-12-20 04:06:12 PM

StoPPeRmobile: skantea: Even if he's telling the truth he killed her. I think his attorney is one of her relatives.

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Or maybe I was telling a really obvious joke.

snocone		2012-12-20 05:57:06 PM

Good Grief.
Piers Morgan just said he could kill 100 Americans in 1 minute with a 100 round clip in his gun, an Ar-15 that fires "40 bullets a second".
No chit.

This is gold!

StoPPeRmobile		2012-12-20 07:04:58 PM

skantea: StoPPeRmobile: skantea: Even if he's telling the truth he killed her. I think his attorney is one of her relatives.

[images.sodahead.com image 350x262]

Or maybe I was telling a really obvious joke.

Oh, are you insulted?