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(NJ.com)   Accused murderer says deceased woman was shot accidentally. Six times   (nj.com) divider line 30
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2012-12-20 11:00:54 AM  
Lipschitz?
 
2012-12-20 11:20:44 AM  
Looks like this guy's ready for a job as a police officer!
 
2012-12-20 11:20:51 AM  
www.smbc-comics.com
 
2012-12-20 11:22:41 AM  
So, you're saying you shot her six times, including 3 face shots at close range, and this just HAPPENED as an accident after you went to her house with a gun, after being told that she wanted to break up with you, and that you were in fear for your life. Hmmmmmm. Nahhhh...this couldn't be personal at all.
 
2012-12-20 11:25:35 AM  
Looks like he picked a whole bouquet of oops daisies.
 
2012-12-20 11:36:57 AM  
If only guns where outlawed this tragedy could have been prevented and replaced with a fatal stabbing.
 
2012-12-20 11:40:33 AM  

Elzar: Lipschitz?


He took a flower in its prime...
 
2012-12-20 11:41:04 AM  
 
2012-12-20 11:43:08 AM  
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"Finally, a man in Texas was arrested today for shooting and killing: his wife, son, two daughters, his mother and father, all four of his grandparents, his dog, his mailman, three neighbors, and a woman who works at the filling station. He claims he was just cleaning his gun when it suddenly went off."
 
2012-12-20 11:44:39 AM  
Meehhh, I had this Marine once, had 32 accidental bullet holes.
 
2012-12-20 11:44:44 AM  
"It was an accident" is the first refuge of children.

Yet another gun owner with a small dick and a juvenile mind.
 
2012-12-20 11:52:03 AM  
In New York City, I mean Kansas.

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2012-12-20 11:53:37 AM  
Whoops, woops, oops, crap, whoops,.....reload.......oops.

Hey I've been divorced a few times...you know guns really do become self aware and pull their own triggers.

Wonder if it was a black "assault" revolver.
 
2012-12-20 11:58:12 AM  

computerguyUT: Whoops, woops, oops, crap, whoops,.....reload.......oops.

Hey I've been divorced a few times...you know guns really do become self aware and pull their own triggers.

Wonder if it was a black "assault" revolver.


With a bayonet point and removable high capicity clips.
 
2012-12-20 11:58:23 AM  

computerguyUT: Whoops, woops, oops, crap, whoops,.....reload.......oops.

Hey I've been divorced a few times...you know guns really do become self aware and pull their own triggers.

Wonder if it was a black "assault" revolver.


Must have been at least semi-automatic. His story might lose a tiny, little bit of credibility if that pistol was a muzzle-loader.
 
2012-12-20 12:02:38 PM  
sharetv.org

She have heart-attack and fall out of window onto exploding bomb.
 
2012-12-20 12:06:48 PM  

Mr. Right: computerguyUT: Whoops, woops, oops, crap, whoops,.....reload.......oops.

Hey I've been divorced a few times...you know guns really do become self aware and pull their own triggers.

Wonder if it was a black "assault" revolver.

Must have been at least semi-automatic. His story might lose a tiny, little bit of credibility if that pistol was a muzzle-loader.


Hahaahaha.....slowest.....assault.......evar.......
 
2012-12-20 12:14:39 PM  
Well, that guy's a piece of shiat.
 
2012-12-20 12:18:26 PM  
She had it comin. She only had herself to blame.
 
2012-12-20 12:34:06 PM  

Stile4aly: She had it comin. She only had herself to blame.


If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same
 
2012-12-20 12:34:46 PM  
Well OK this is tough. On the one hand if he is telling the truth, this is all a tragic mistake. But on the other hand if he is lying, then he is a cold blooded murderer and should be punished accordingly. Sadly there is no definitive way to divine the truth here.

My solution. Take him out to the gulf stream at night. Strip him naked, tie ten pounds of raw meat around his waist with a logging chain, point him in the direction of the coast line. If he makes it I say he is innocent. If he doesn't make it he was guilty.
 
2012-12-20 12:49:55 PM  

Frogfoot: Well OK this is tough. On the one hand if he is telling the truth, this is all a tragic mistake. But on the other hand if he is lying, then he is a cold blooded murderer and should be punished accordingly. Sadly there is no definitive way to divine the truth here.

My solution. Take him out to the gulf stream at night. Strip him naked, tie ten pounds of raw meat around his waist with a logging chain, point him in the direction of the coast line. If he makes it I say he is innocent. If he doesn't make it he was guilty.


Relationships cause more deaths than something else. Ban relationships!
 
2012-12-20 12:59:17 PM  

Elzar: Lipschitz?


Done in one.
 
2012-12-20 01:55:26 PM  
Even if he's telling the truth he killed her. I think his attorney is one of her relatives.
 
2012-12-20 03:14:36 PM  

skantea: Even if he's telling the truth he killed her. I think his attorney is one of her relatives.


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2012-12-20 04:06:12 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: skantea: Even if he's telling the truth he killed her. I think his attorney is one of her relatives.

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Or maybe I was telling a really obvious joke.
 
2012-12-20 05:57:06 PM  
Good Grief.
Piers Morgan just said he could kill 100 Americans in 1 minute with a 100 round clip in his gun, an Ar-15 that fires "40 bullets a second".
No chit.
 
This is gold!
 
2012-12-20 07:04:58 PM  

skantea: StoPPeRmobile: skantea: Even if he's telling the truth he killed her. I think his attorney is one of her relatives.

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Or maybe I was telling a really obvious joke.


Oh, are you insulted?
 
2012-12-20 07:28:56 PM  
I think you would like me to be.
 
2012-12-20 07:59:51 PM  

skantea: I think you would like me to be.


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