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(Courier Mail)   Before you allow your son to bring in some eggs he found in the backyard so they can hatch in a container in his dresser drawer, make sure they're not the eggs of the second deadliest snake on earth   (couriermail.com.au) divider line 17
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2012-12-20 12:12:43 PM
6 votes:
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2012-12-20 10:48:40 AM
4 votes:
It's Australia. What are the odds that anything that came out of those eggs wouldn't try to kill him?
2012-12-20 01:26:13 PM
3 votes:
The most dangerous thing about the second-most-deadly snakes in the world is that they know they are #2 so they try even harder.
2012-12-20 12:09:57 PM
3 votes:
Found some eggs in the backyard... Better drink my own piss.
2012-12-20 11:40:09 AM
3 votes:

Sybarite: It's Australia. What are the odds that anything that came out of those eggs wouldn't try to kill him?


I believe the answer is none. None percent odds.
2012-12-20 09:36:34 AM
3 votes:
That's hissterical.
2012-12-20 01:00:23 PM
1 votes:

durbnpoisn: 2 things are silly about this.

1. Snake eggs are all leathery, not hard like chicken eggs. So this kid is an idiot.
2. A newly hatchd snake is not danerous. It's fangs aren't developed enough and neiher is it's venom.

I wouldn't test #2 first hand. But that's my understanding.


It's an absolute fact, all baby animals can't hurt you till they grow up. They're all so adora-lovi-huggable.

I also planning on leaving this fact untested.
2012-12-20 12:45:04 PM
1 votes:

CoffeeMug: I just got back to my desk from murdering a brown snake...


I thought everyone knew not to flush reptiles
2012-12-20 12:38:45 PM
1 votes:
Hmmm, they're extremely aggressive and kill lots of people. Better release 'em back into the wild.
2012-12-20 12:27:16 PM
1 votes:

katerbug72: gopher321: Deadliest wildlife around here in Ontario is maybe a rabid racoon, or a deer that may jump in front of your car. We do have polar bears up north.


New tourism slogan...


Australia: Our Whole Continent Wants You Dead

We've got some poisonous spiders and snakes but they're not too commonly found around people, thank goodness. You couldn't pay me to live in Australia.


I just want the world's eccentric billionaires to know they could pay me to live in Australia.
2012-12-20 12:24:12 PM
1 votes:

gopher321: Deadliest wildlife around here in Ontario is maybe a rabid

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2012-12-20 12:15:35 PM
1 votes:

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: iheartscotch: BKITU: Sybarite: It's Australia. What are the odds that anything that came out of those eggs wouldn't try to kill him?

I believe the answer is none. None percent odds.

What if they were wallaby eggs? Wallabies lay eggs, right?

/ I'd like a pet wallaby; they are small and cuddly, not like those red kangaroos.

// I know wallabies don't lay eggs; or do they?

Good on ya, for knowin some Oceanology, but they were really Drop Bear eggs. They look similar to the Wallaby eggs, but are more pinkish in hue. In the future I suggest you consult with Bruce's Australian Wildlife Offspring field guide.


I thought that Bruce was in charge of the sheep dip.
2012-12-20 12:07:28 PM
1 votes:
Townsville eh?

Time to call in the Power Puff Girls.
2012-12-20 12:00:11 PM
1 votes:
My snake is still the deadliest.....to the ladies
2012-12-20 11:58:09 AM
1 votes:
Darwin SWIIIIINNNNGSSSSSS.....and misses.

/better luck next time dude.
2012-12-20 11:53:00 AM
1 votes:
Deadliest wildlife around here in Ontario is maybe a rabid racoon, or a deer that may jump in front of your car. We do have polar bears up north.
 
 
New tourism slogan...
 
 
Australia: Our Whole Continent Wants You Dead
2012-12-20 11:19:49 AM
1 votes:
What in the world was the world's 2nd most deadliest snake doing in their back yard-- oh, it's Australia. I have relatives who live in the desert here in the US who have to constantly deal with rattlesnakes in their yard, and I don't understand why people farking put up with it. Move some place else.
 
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