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(Courier Mail)   Before you allow your son to bring in some eggs he found in the backyard so they can hatch in a container in his dresser drawer, make sure they're not the eggs of the second deadliest snake on earth   ( divider line
    More: Scary, Bear Grylls, eastern brown snake, Townsville Bulletin  
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14359 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Dec 2012 at 11:56 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-20 10:48:40 AM  
8 votes:
It's Australia. What are the odds that anything that came out of those eggs wouldn't try to kill him?
2012-12-20 12:51:24 PM  
2 votes:
I don't f- with Australians... When the British discovered Australia, they quickly discovered that everything in Australia wanted to kill them... So they decided, instead of putting aside valuable land in Britain to house prisoners who would die eventually from the horrific conditions anyway, to send them to Australia... What they didn't count on was for the strongest, meanest, toughest, sons-a-biatches would not just survive, but thrive and carve out an existence there...
Steve Irwin might not have had a deep voice or a hairy back, but that crazy tough bastard laid down on a taipan, the worlds deadliest snake... Normal people don't DO that... He was tougher than a vampire... Not only did he have to be staked in the heart, it had to be a venom stake to the heart... RIP Steve...
2012-12-20 02:48:38 PM  
1 vote:
Simpsons did it.
2012-12-20 12:45:53 PM  
1 vote:

The Jami Turman Fan Club: gopher321: Deadliest wildlife around here in Ontario is maybe a rabid
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I knew Moose were big...really big...but seeing one with a bunch of cars around to put it in perspective...damn.
2012-12-20 12:42:48 PM  
1 vote:
So, how many of you knew that that this tale would be set in Australia before you clicked on the link?
2012-12-20 12:27:16 PM  
1 vote:

katerbug72: gopher321: Deadliest wildlife around here in Ontario is maybe a rabid racoon, or a deer that may jump in front of your car. We do have polar bears up north.

New tourism slogan...

Australia: Our Whole Continent Wants You Dead

We've got some poisonous spiders and snakes but they're not too commonly found around people, thank goodness. You couldn't pay me to live in Australia.

I just want the world's eccentric billionaires to know they could pay me to live in Australia.
2012-12-20 12:26:57 PM  
1 vote:
The giveaway was the .au top level domain.
2012-12-20 12:17:17 PM  
1 vote:
Australia would be the perfect arena for the Hunger Games.  Even the butterflies are deadly.
2012-12-20 12:07:28 PM  
1 vote:
Townsville eh?

Time to call in the Power Puff Girls.
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