If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(KCRA 3 Sacramento)   Strange man found lurking in elementary school classroom. When questioned by a teacher, he mysteriously disappears, possibly after being struck by lightning while running through a field   (kcra.com) divider line 31
    More: Strange, Citrus Heights, elementary schools, lightning, teachers  
•       •       •

6051 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Dec 2012 at 1:04 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



31 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread
 
2012-12-20 10:24:41 AM
It's Public Security Section 9!
 
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-12-20 10:54:03 AM
The first thing that struck me about him was that he looked like a Nazi concentration camp inmate.
 
www.kcra.com
 
/Strange behavior for an adult.
//Maybe he's a former student looking for his lunch box?
 
2012-12-20 11:49:11 AM
He is creepy looking. He's probably a little mentally ill or something.
 
Potential molesters, kidnappers, and bombers tend to look normal.
 
/thats what makes them so scary
 
2012-12-20 12:11:37 PM
powerfulfigures.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-20 12:14:46 PM

Mark Ratner: [powerfulfigures.files.wordpress.com image 231x328]


What stupid ass movie blows up the lead character at the end?

 
2012-12-20 12:25:02 PM

minoridiot: What stupid ass movie blows up the lead character at the end?


Powder was special. He had the highest IQ in the history of mankind! Which is why he ran out into an open field during a thunderstorm and exploded into thin air. Makes perfect sense.
 
2012-12-20 12:52:30 PM

minoridiot: What stupid ass movie blows up the lead character at the end?


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-12-20 01:09:10 PM

minoridiot: Mark Ratner: [powerfulfigures.files.wordpress.com image 231x328]

What stupid ass movie blows up the lead character at the end?


BronyMedic: minoridiot: What stupid ass movie blows up the lead character at the end?

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x324]


well played my friend, well played

 
2012-12-20 01:09:55 PM
Must be a slow news day. This doesn't even seem worth reporting in a school newspaper.
 
2012-12-20 01:10:11 PM
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? My bad!

encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2012-12-20 01:10:59 PM

minoridiot: What stupid ass movie blows up the lead character at the end?

 
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-12-20 01:11:53 PM

minoridiot: What stupid ass movie blows up the lead character at the end?


www.joblo.com
 
2012-12-20 01:13:20 PM
looks like he just wandered out of a concentration camp.
 
2012-12-20 01:13:37 PM
what Moby does in his spare time
 
2012-12-20 01:14:07 PM

AirForceVet: The first thing that struck me about him was that he looked like a Nazi concentration camp inmate.

[www.kcra.com image 320x244]

/Strange behavior for an adult.
//Maybe he's a former student looking for his lunch box?


whoops, didn't see this before I posted. I'm glad I'm not alone in my observation.
 
2012-12-20 01:15:41 PM

Mark Ratner: minoridiot: What stupid ass movie blows up the lead character at the end?

Powder was special. He had the highest IQ in the history of mankind! Which is why he ran out into an open field during a thunderstorm and exploded into thin air. Makes perfect sense.


Don't you get it, man!? We're all energy.
 
2012-12-20 01:16:19 PM
blastr.com
Wanted for questioning
 
2012-12-20 01:16:24 PM
Nice that they helpfully provided where the school was located.
 
2012-12-20 01:16:26 PM
Maybe he was just thinking of the children???
 
2012-12-20 01:17:34 PM
Has anyone floated the possibility of it being Slenderman yet?
 
2012-12-20 01:18:54 PM
Maybe his bed was burning....

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2012-12-20 01:20:32 PM
Maybe he thought the school had a deal for him, but then he figured out there was no deal.

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2012-12-20 01:22:03 PM
He got out of there quickly and angrily.

Or fast and furious.

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2012-12-20 01:22:50 PM
Total fail. I am done.

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2012-12-20 01:28:36 PM
 
2012-12-20 01:35:51 PM

minoridiot: Mark Ratner: [powerfulfigures.files.wordpress.com image 231x328]

 
What stupid ass movie blows up the lead character at the end?
 
Lots of them?
 
i49.tinypic.com
 
i47.tinypic.com
i45.tinypic.com
 
i48.tinypic.com
 
Usually it's an unsubtle Jesus allegory
 
2012-12-20 01:42:50 PM

Mark Ratner: minoridiot: What stupid ass movie blows up the lead character at the end?

Powder was special. He had the highest IQ in the history of mankind! Which is why he ran out into an open field during a thunderstorm and exploded into thin air. Makes perfect sense.


So it's his way of poofing into the cosmos as some sort of genius god?
 
2012-12-20 01:46:27 PM
www.velvetsessions.com

Police may want to check the surrounding area for an old mother that may have died.
 
2012-12-20 02:27:45 PM

minoridiot: Mark Ratner: [powerfulfigures.files.wordpress.com image 231x328]

What stupid ass movie blows up the lead character at the end?


Yes, everything has to have a happy ending.

When did Powder become a meme anyway?
 
2012-12-20 02:52:29 PM
get out the florida tag: that's Prick Scott.
 
2012-12-20 06:27:12 PM
My friends and I used to argue about who would win in a fight, John Travolta after he got smartified by teh aliens or the pasty kid from Powder.

Those were the days.
 
Displayed 31 of 31 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report