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(Fox News)   Yet again, an Earthling wins Miss Universe   (foxnews.com ) divider line
    More: Obvious, Miss Universe, Miss USA, Giuliana Rancic, Planet Hollywood, evening gowns, earthlings, platform shoe, sequins  
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2012-12-20 05:03:42 AM  
2 votes:

Apos: Not bad. A sandwich or three wouldn't kill her, though....

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I don't think she needs a sammich.
That's what a girl who works out look like, and in-shape girls are awesome.
2012-12-20 01:12:11 AM  
2 votes:
TOGO'S LARGE #9 STAT!!
 
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2012-12-20 12:29:34 PM  
1 vote:
The green slave girls won't be competitive until they can do this...

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2012-12-20 11:38:30 AM  
1 vote:
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She definitely knows how to rock that red dress, even if she doesn't know how to walk in it.
2012-12-20 09:38:48 AM  
1 vote:
How many years in a row is that now?

There's something to the whole "home planet advantage" theory, though many would debate me.
2012-12-20 09:14:54 AM  
1 vote:
I think these gals are pretty, but nobody I really wanna spend time with.
They don't seem real, or human.
 I can't really put my finger on it, but it creeps me out.
2012-12-20 08:52:08 AM  
1 vote:

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: Somehow got stuck watching this shiat with the wife....Can anyone tell me how on earth miss South Africa did not win this silly pageant??

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/These things seem to be rigged, could not stop biatching at the wife.....


This. Or Miss Australia. I can only assume that Trump wants to bang Miss USA, so he made sure she won.
2012-12-20 08:37:45 AM  
1 vote:

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Out of 89 contestants, he named four of the top five before the pageant started.


And yet, Miss PA is paying $5M for saying it's fixed.
2012-12-20 08:35:25 AM  
1 vote:
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Out of 89 contestants, he named four of the top five before the pageant started.
2012-12-20 08:19:37 AM  
1 vote:
Somehow got stuck watching this shiat with the wife....Can anyone tell me how on earth miss South Africa did not win this silly pageant??

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/These things seem to be rigged, could not stop biatching at the wife.....
2012-12-20 07:15:24 AM  
1 vote:
i thought it would be Sasha Grey
that's who *I* would nominate
2012-12-20 06:33:04 AM  
1 vote:
Once again a sexist beauty pageant has selected the most beautiful anorexic on the planet whose bolt-ons look great in a bikini top.
2012-12-20 05:31:25 AM  
1 vote:

viscountalpha: Englebert Slaptyback: viscountalpha

Not just any earthling, a human earthling. Yech.

Give me an elven hottie any day of the year.


A Middle Earthling?

Damn straight!


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I'd lick her hairy... feet.
2012-12-20 01:57:51 AM  
1 vote:
Bravo, subby, you win the Miss Headline award. Now for god's sake put on something besides a bathing suit.
 
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