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2012-12-20 12:07:47 AM
Not bad. A sandwich or three wouldn't kill her, though....

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2012-12-20 12:46:26 AM

Apos: Not bad. A sandwich or three wouldn't kill her, though....

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agreed.  Good headline, good "initial post" and good "boobies"
 
the trifecta
 
2012-12-20 01:01:21 AM
Venezuela has some beautiful women. Damn you, Chavez for keeping this natural resource under wraps!
 
2012-12-20 01:02:21 AM
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Give it some time,  Subby.
 
/There it is, Miss Universe. There it is, looking weird.
 
2012-12-20 01:06:31 AM

Apos: Not bad. A sandwich or three wouldn't kill her, though....


At least she's well hydrated.
 
2012-12-20 01:12:11 AM
TOGO'S LARGE #9 STAT!!
 
www.badsequels.com
 
2012-12-20 01:37:21 AM
This bigotry MUST stop now.

Humans are not the only intelligent life form out there. These extraterrestrials have human rights, too.
 
2012-12-20 01:53:05 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com 
Not  impressed
 
2012-12-20 01:57:51 AM
Bravo, subby, you win the Miss Headline award. Now for god's sake put on something besides a bathing suit.
 
2012-12-20 02:59:47 AM
25.media.tumblr.com

That was not a logical decision.
 
2012-12-20 04:52:17 AM
I watched this and got depressed that even if the stars aligned perfectly and I somehow convinced one of these women to come home with me, Im pretty sure I would break every single one of them.

/ sammich. stat.
// I dont know how ANYONE beat the Australia girl, but I only watched 1 round before realizing duck dynasty was on.
 
2012-12-20 04:56:32 AM

Apos: Not bad. A sandwich or three wouldn't kill her, though....

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Is she wearing stripper sparkle dust in her cleavage in the last photo?
 
2012-12-20 04:57:27 AM

Apos: Not bad. A sandwich or three wouldn't kill her, though....

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celebslam.celebuzz.com


Police blotter, 9:52 AM thursday 20 Dec 2012
25.media.tumblr.com
"Ma'am we're gonna have to ask you to stop and --
here, make yourself comfortable, we brought a folding chair
and some water -- you're going to have to eat this
delicious sandwich or take a trip with us downtown to the station." 
 
2012-12-20 04:58:55 AM
Damn biased judges.
 
2012-12-20 05:00:17 AM
Good thing I forgot to include it cuz i just rered the headline and I misred it the first time --

You again? an Earthling wins Miss Universe

/no HOTY for YOU
 
2012-12-20 05:03:42 AM

Apos: Not bad. A sandwich or three wouldn't kill her, though....

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I don't think she needs a sammich.
That's what a girl who works out look like, and in-shape girls are awesome.
 
2012-12-20 05:08:22 AM
Maybe next year, Marklar.
 
2012-12-20 05:09:04 AM
Not just any earthling, a human earthling. Yech.

Give me an elven hottie any day of the year.
 
2012-12-20 05:12:33 AM
Currently working at a local NBC affiliate and had to watch this tonight while on duty. The two highlights before I started zoning out were the announcer's comments on Miss Russia and Miss Kosovo.

"Miss Russia wants to be a helicopter pilot and has a large teddy bear collection. True Story!"

"Miss Kosovo wants to direct horror films"
 
2012-12-20 05:14:04 AM

viscountalpha


Not just any earthling, a human earthling. Yech.

Give me an elven hottie any day of the year.


A Middle Earthling?
 
2012-12-20 05:16:19 AM
Not bad looking, but of the top 5, Miss Brazil, Miss Philippines, and Miss Venezuela were all hotter. I especially like Miss Philippines.
 
2012-12-20 05:23:33 AM

Englebert Slaptyback: viscountalpha

Not just any earthling, a human earthling. Yech.

Give me an elven hottie any day of the year.


A Middle Earthling?


Damn straight!
 
2012-12-20 05:24:38 AM
i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-12-20 05:27:50 AM
Again, she's a vision of Aphrodite.
 
2012-12-20 05:30:33 AM
Going by the last thread on the topic, most of the contestants were identical, save for hair and skin colors. And as I said then, I'd never be able to choose between them all.
 
2012-12-20 05:31:25 AM

viscountalpha: Englebert Slaptyback: viscountalpha

Not just any earthling, a human earthling. Yech.

Give me an elven hottie any day of the year.


A Middle Earthling?

Damn straight!


i.imgur.com

I'd lick her hairy... feet.
 
2012-12-20 05:34:01 AM

Alphax: Going by the last thread on the topic, most of the contestants were identical, save for hair and skin colors. And as I said then, I'd never be able to choose between them all.


Yep. Orangeish-brown skin with 5 pounds of make-up.
Even the Frozen North countries were orange.
 
2012-12-20 05:41:20 AM
When I saw the headline I thought "I hope it wasn't Miss USA". After sorting through the cookie cutter cooze there were at least five that were much better than her.
 
2012-12-20 05:42:13 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Venezuela has some beautiful women. Damn you, Chavez for keeping this natural resource under wraps!


Seriously. I was there a while back and one of the natives called it "the best kept secret in South America".
 
2012-12-20 05:43:50 AM

carnifex2005: i.imgur.com


people (with money) can have their ears progressively cut and reshaped with metal stud-bands to reshape their ears -- quite a feat when done correctly. cut -- reshape, let it heal -- cut, reshape, let it heal, build up tissue --

/yeah
 
2012-12-20 06:04:38 AM
No love for Eccentrica Gallumbits
i20.tinypic.com

I hear her erogenous zones start several miles away from her body.
 
2012-12-20 06:06:18 AM
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2012-12-20 06:33:04 AM
Once again a sexist beauty pageant has selected the most beautiful anorexic on the planet whose bolt-ons look great in a bikini top.
 
2012-12-20 06:34:51 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Venezuela


Indeed

Global dating site?
 
2012-12-20 06:54:45 AM

DubyaHater: Once again a sexist beauty pageant has selected the most beautiful anorexic on the planet whose bolt-ons look great in a bikini top.


You sound fat.
 
2012-12-20 06:59:07 AM
Cabbage man will be pissed...
 
2012-12-20 07:07:11 AM
Earthling sounds so belittling.. I rather like Earther as an alternative, even if humans born on Mars hated them.
 
2012-12-20 07:15:24 AM
i thought it would be Sasha Grey
that's who *I* would nominate
 
2012-12-20 07:18:02 AM
The brazilian chick was prettier than miss usa.
 
2012-12-20 07:26:29 AM
Shouldn't have even been in the top 10.
 
2012-12-20 07:29:07 AM
Our advancements in cloning look pretty successful recently, but they definitely lack the sandwich gene of the past.
 
2012-12-20 07:37:42 AM
Miss Australia is way hotter
 
cdn.missuniverse.com
 
/Hey look a new rich text editor
 
2012-12-20 08:04:15 AM
 
2012-12-20 08:11:55 AM
I was going for Miss Philippines dammit! 
 
/yea am Filipina so biased
//am petite but damn even I thought they could all use a sammich AND a biscuit!
 
2012-12-20 08:13:54 AM

DubyaHater: Once again a sexist beauty pageant has selected the most beautiful anorexic on the planet whose bolt-ons look great in a bikini top.


Some people are naturally pretty slender while still most definitely retaining the female form, also known as, giving a fark about being in shape. Yes, plz. You can keep your fatties, they need dirty lovin' too, just not by me.
 
2012-12-20 08:17:49 AM
Cranston, RI.......*blink*

The universe is the size of how many Rhode Islands, give or take a Rhode Island or two?
 
2012-12-20 08:18:46 AM
The humans clothe their females?
 
2012-12-20 08:19:37 AM
Somehow got stuck watching this shiat with the wife....Can anyone tell me how on earth miss South Africa did not win this silly pageant??

i1247.photobucket.com


/These things seem to be rigged, could not stop biatching at the wife.....
 
2012-12-20 08:25:51 AM
Miss USA was beautiful, but I thought her dress was hideous. Did she really wear velvet? Miss Venezuela was gorgeous too and so was her dress.
 
2012-12-20 08:28:28 AM

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: Somehow got stuck watching this shiat with the wife....Can anyone tell me how on earth miss South Africa did not win this silly pageant??

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/These things seem to be rigged, could not stop biatching at the wife.....


I know! And just look at her eyes! It obvious she isn't human!
 
2012-12-20 08:31:18 AM
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2012-12-20 08:35:25 AM
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Out of 89 contestants, he named four of the top five before the pageant started.
 
2012-12-20 08:37:45 AM

mesmer242: [i48.tinypic.com image 525x98]

Out of 89 contestants, he named four of the top five before the pageant started.


And yet, Miss PA is paying $5M for saying it's fixed.
 
2012-12-20 08:52:08 AM

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: Somehow got stuck watching this shiat with the wife....Can anyone tell me how on earth miss South Africa did not win this silly pageant??

[i1247.photobucket.com image 633x500]


/These things seem to be rigged, could not stop biatching at the wife.....


This. Or Miss Australia. I can only assume that Trump wants to bang Miss USA, so he made sure she won.
 
2012-12-20 08:59:33 AM
suck it Mars! Your robot women have nothing on us.
 
2012-12-20 09:11:00 AM

LordBollocks: Miss Australia is way hotter

[cdn.missuniverse.com image 364x547]

/Hey look a new rich text editor


Came here to say exactly this. WAY hotter.
 
2012-12-20 09:14:54 AM
I think these gals are pretty, but nobody I really wanna spend time with.
They don't seem real, or human.
 I can't really put my finger on it, but it creeps me out.
 
2012-12-20 09:18:29 AM
www.flashasylum.com
 
2012-12-20 09:19:08 AM

Alleyoop: DubyaHater: Once again a sexist beauty pageant has selected the most beautiful anorexic on the planet whose bolt-ons look great in a bikini top.

You sound fat.


Nah - just needs more red meat. And a new hairstyle.
 
2012-12-20 09:23:21 AM

mesmer242: [i48.tinypic.com image 525x98]

Out of 89 contestants, he named four of the top five before the pageant started.


Couldnt that be like selecting the favorites in any competition?
 
2012-12-20 09:25:46 AM

natas6.0: I think these gals are pretty, but nobody I really wanna spend time with.
They don't seem real, or human.
 I can't really put my finger on it, but it creeps me out.


I think it's the five pounds of makeup on a face that was originally quite attractive.
 
2012-12-20 09:28:46 AM
Well, clearly neither Candice Swanepoel nor Miranda Kerr were entered, were they.
 
2012-12-20 09:30:26 AM
I found this interesting from the article:

Contestants from 89 countries on six continents spent the past two weeks in Sin City, where they posed in hardhats at a hotel groundbreaking, took a painting lesson, and pranked hotel guests by hiding in their rooms.

Wow, did I ever pick the wrong week to not be in Vegas!
 
2012-12-20 09:33:00 AM
As long as she promotes RI style chowda as the One True Chowder she is fine by me.

/clamcakes and Dell's, too
/not fat, just big boned
 
2012-12-20 09:38:48 AM
How many years in a row is that now?

There's something to the whole "home planet advantage" theory, though many would debate me.
 
2012-12-20 09:40:38 AM

booberryberet: As long as she promotes RI style chowda as the One True Chowder she is fine by me.

/clamcakes and Dell's, too
/not fat, just big boned


She is Miss Universe, not an autocrat
 
2012-12-20 09:55:32 AM

Gunny Highway: mesmer242: [i48.tinypic.com image 525x98]

Out of 89 contestants, he named four of the top five before the pageant started.

Couldnt that be like selecting the favorites in any competition?


Sure. It could be.

Or it could be this: http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/09/02/trump.pageant.selection/index.ht ml
Or this: http://www.tmz.com/2012/06/13/miss-usa-2nd-contestant-says-show-was-ri gged/

We don't know how many contestants Trump "hand picks" to be in the top 16. At one point it was supposedly six. Maybe now it's zero, or maybe it's all of them. The viewing audience doesn't get to know. But the rumors keep popping up.
 
2012-12-20 10:06:30 AM

mesmer242: Gunny Highway: mesmer242: [i48.tinypic.com image 525x98]

Out of 89 contestants, he named four of the top five before the pageant started.

Couldnt that be like selecting the favorites in any competition?

Sure. It could be.

Or it could be this: http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/09/02/trump.pageant.selection/index.ht ml
Or this: http://www.tmz.com/2012/06/13/miss-usa-2nd-contestant-says-show-was-ri gged/

We don't know how many contestants Trump "hand picks" to be in the top 16. At one point it was supposedly six. Maybe now it's zero, or maybe it's all of them. The viewing audience doesn't get to know. But the rumors keep popping up.


But really who give a fark (beyond those girls who I am sure it means the universe to)?
 
2012-12-20 10:18:12 AM
I was pulling for Miss Russia. She looked the most naturally beautiful. Although, Venezuela was pretty hot too. Most of them are way to bony for my taste.

That hostess was hideously skinny. She made the contestants look obese, by comparison!
 
2012-12-20 10:19:40 AM
You're all missing the bigger picture. The fact that anyone from Cranston, Rhode Island has made anything out of her life is nothing short of a miracle - by any galaxy's standard. Good for her.
 
2012-12-20 10:20:36 AM

porcupine tree: I was pulling for Miss Russia. She looked the most naturally beautiful. Although, Venezuela was pretty hot too. Most of them are way to bony for my taste.

That hostess was hideously skinny. She made the contestants look obese, by comparison!


Ha
 
2012-12-20 10:23:30 AM

Nana's Vibrator: Cranston, Rhode Island


Nana's Vibrator: galaxy


Great Asian cuisine.

/I was farking shocked
 
2012-12-20 10:24:54 AM

porcupine tree: I was pulling for Miss Russia.

 
cdn.nuevaya.com.ni
 
I don't blame you one bit.
 
/Phwoarsky, tovariche
 
2012-12-20 10:39:16 AM

DjangoStonereaver: porcupine tree: I was pulling for Miss Russia.

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I don't blame you one bit.

/Phwoarsky, tovariche


I was also pulling it, I mean pulling for Miss Russia......
 
2012-12-20 10:41:44 AM

Surly U. Jest: Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: Somehow got stuck watching this shiat with the wife....Can anyone tell me how on earth miss South Africa did not win this silly pageant??

[i1247.photobucket.com image 633x500]


/These things seem to be rigged, could not stop biatching at the wife.....

I know! And just look at her eyes! It obvious she isn't human!


Oh give him some slack, he's from the planet Chixdiggit and that's what they like there.
www.afunk.com
 
2012-12-20 10:50:04 AM
wow...the only meat on the winner was protruding through the crotch of her bikini bottom.
 
2012-12-20 10:53:00 AM
Too skinny.
 
2012-12-20 10:55:19 AM
Is that an "All furriners are Aliens" bit, subby?
 
2012-12-20 10:55:27 AM

trekkiecougar: I was going for Miss Philippines dammit!

/yea am Filipina so biased
//am petite but damn even I thought they could all use a sammich AND a biscuit!


I love Filipinos/Filipinas. Great people, great culture.
 
2012-12-20 11:01:30 AM
well, i think the super bowl declares the world champions... so.... i don't know.  aliens, your move.
 
2012-12-20 11:05:51 AM
Everybody has their own vision of beauty. I liked Turkey myself. She looked natural.... I thought a South American country would win, because it just always seems they get pushed into the final rounds. I even called out the country choices as just before they were called.

I wanted the Phillipines to get it. She maybe wasn't the most gorgeous woman (still pretty attractive), but she gave a good answer, had the second nicest gown.... Just wanted to see a not so rich country (wolrd player nation) get it for once.

My wife is from South Korea....she thought her former countries representative didn't even look human. Way, way, way too much plastic surgery in Korea
 
2012-12-20 11:38:30 AM
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She definitely knows how to rock that red dress, even if she doesn't know how to walk in it.
 
2012-12-20 11:51:39 AM
Earth girls are easy
 
2012-12-20 12:29:34 PM
The green slave girls won't be competitive until they can do this...

funnycrave.frsucrave.netdna-cdn.com
 
2012-12-20 12:45:23 PM
See, that's the problem. Another one of them immigrants ruining 'Merica.
 
2012-12-20 12:47:17 PM

Brick-House: The green slave girls won't be competitive until they can do this...

[funnycrave.frsucrave.netdna-cdn.com image 570x463]


So, is that strange smile-grimace-smirk because she knows she's rockin' a mega camel toe and she's determined to power through it? Or is it because she's rockin' a mega camel toe and she's proud to show it off?
 
2012-12-20 01:09:37 PM

wildcardjack: No love for Eccentrica Gallumbits
[i20.tinypic.com image 500x651]

I hear her erogenous zones start several miles away from her body.


Dude... sloppy seconds from Zaphod Beeblebrox ("The best bang since the big one").
 
2012-12-20 02:44:58 PM
not bad, but i've dated hotter
 
2012-12-20 04:18:11 PM

Errk: TOGO'S LARGE #9 STAT!!

[www.badsequels.com image 400x299]


Damn you for taunting me! I LOVE Togo's and the last on anywhere near me closed recently.

I has a sad. :(

If I had the money, I swear I'd open a franchise, just to keep me supplied.
 
2012-12-20 04:23:31 PM

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: Somehow got stuck watching this shiat with the wife....Can anyone tell me how on earth miss South Africa did not win this silly pageant??

[i1247.photobucket.com image 633x500]


/These things seem to be rigged, could not stop biatching at the wife.....


Because she's funny looking?
 
2012-12-20 06:05:20 PM

Gawdzila: Apos: Not bad. A sandwich or three wouldn't kill her, though....

[adventuresofabeautyqueen.files.wordpress.com image 226x281]
[celebslam.celebuzz.com image 480x701]
[beautycontestnews.com image 850x1293]

I don't think she needs a sammich.
That's what a girl who works out look like, and in-shape girls are awesome.


LOL. How do you figure? She has absolutely no muscle tone whatsoever. She's just young and thin. You wanna see a fit woman? There's a farkette I can show you... But I think that's against the rules.
 
2012-12-20 06:18:13 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Gawdzila: Apos: Not bad. A sandwich or three wouldn't kill her, though....

[adventuresofabeautyqueen.files.wordpress.com image 226x281]
[celebslam.celebuzz.com image 480x701]
[beautycontestnews.com image 850x1293]

I don't think she needs a sammich.
That's what a girl who works out look like, and in-shape girls are awesome.

LOL. How do you figure? She has absolutely no muscle tone whatsoever. She's just young and thin. You wanna see a fit woman? There's a farkette I can show you... But I think that's against the rules.


She seems fit enough from this pic someone posted of her on Reddit...

i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-20 08:08:26 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: How do you figure? She has absolutely no muscle tone whatsoever. She's just young and thin.


I figure because I'm friends a girl who does freelance modeling work on the side.
She has a healthy appetite and does P90X-style workouts regularly, and in a bikini she looks very similar to this girl.
Suffice to say, I think you're completely wrong.
 
2012-12-20 10:18:30 PM

carnifex2005: She seems fit enough from this pic someone posted of her on Reddit...


You mean she's leaning back on something while some skinny dude is sitting on her lap?

Gawdzila: Quantum Apostrophe: How do you figure? She has absolutely no muscle tone whatsoever. She's just young and thin.

I figure because I'm friends a girl who does freelance modeling work on the side.
She has a healthy appetite and does P90X-style workouts regularly, and in a bikini she looks very similar to this girl.
Suffice to say, I think you're completely wrong.


She's not young and thin?
 
2012-12-20 11:32:19 PM

Darth_Lukecash: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 550x302]
Not  impressed

Mm.
Even with green skin, she caught Kirk's eye, but I liked her better as a redhead:

www.thebatsite.co.uk(hot-just like Miss Yvonne)

/every week I watched the opening credits, hoping her motorcycle would cross the screen

//yes, I'm old. But I'll still out-geek the young'uns on some topics.
 
2012-12-21 05:03:16 PM

pedalphile: Darth_Lukecash: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 550x302]
Not  impressed
Mm.
Even with green skin, she caught Kirk's eye, but I liked her better as a redhead:

[www.thebatsite.co.uk image 160x260](hot-just like Miss Yvonne)

/every week I watched the opening credits, hoping her motorcycle would cross the screen

//yes, I'm old. But I'll still out-geek the young'uns on some topics.


Something more seasonally-appropriate. Happy Holidays!

www.debra-paget.com
 
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