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(Fox News)   Yet again, an Earthling wins Miss Universe   (foxnews.com) divider line 96
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2012-12-20 12:07:47 AM  
Not bad. A sandwich or three wouldn't kill her, though....

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2012-12-20 12:46:26 AM  

Apos: Not bad. A sandwich or three wouldn't kill her, though....

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agreed.  Good headline, good "initial post" and good "boobies"
 
the trifecta
 
2012-12-20 01:01:21 AM  
Venezuela has some beautiful women. Damn you, Chavez for keeping this natural resource under wraps!
 
2012-12-20 01:02:21 AM  
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Give it some time,  Subby.
 
/There it is, Miss Universe. There it is, looking weird.
 
2012-12-20 01:06:31 AM  

Apos: Not bad. A sandwich or three wouldn't kill her, though....


At least she's well hydrated.
 
2012-12-20 01:12:11 AM  
TOGO'S LARGE #9 STAT!!
 
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2012-12-20 01:37:21 AM  
This bigotry MUST stop now.

Humans are not the only intelligent life form out there. These extraterrestrials have human rights, too.
 
2012-12-20 01:53:05 AM  
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Not  impressed
 
2012-12-20 01:57:51 AM  
Bravo, subby, you win the Miss Headline award. Now for god's sake put on something besides a bathing suit.
 
2012-12-20 02:59:47 AM  
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That was not a logical decision.
 
2012-12-20 04:52:17 AM  
I watched this and got depressed that even if the stars aligned perfectly and I somehow convinced one of these women to come home with me, Im pretty sure I would break every single one of them.

/ sammich. stat.
// I dont know how ANYONE beat the Australia girl, but I only watched 1 round before realizing duck dynasty was on.
 
2012-12-20 04:56:32 AM  

Apos: Not bad. A sandwich or three wouldn't kill her, though....

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Is she wearing stripper sparkle dust in her cleavage in the last photo?
 
2012-12-20 04:57:27 AM  

Apos: Not bad. A sandwich or three wouldn't kill her, though....

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Police blotter, 9:52 AM thursday 20 Dec 2012
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"Ma'am we're gonna have to ask you to stop and --
here, make yourself comfortable, we brought a folding chair
and some water -- you're going to have to eat this
delicious sandwich or take a trip with us downtown to the station." 
 
2012-12-20 04:58:55 AM  
Damn biased judges.
 
2012-12-20 05:00:17 AM  
Good thing I forgot to include it cuz i just rered the headline and I misred it the first time --

You again? an Earthling wins Miss Universe

/no HOTY for YOU
 
2012-12-20 05:03:42 AM  

Apos: Not bad. A sandwich or three wouldn't kill her, though....

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I don't think she needs a sammich.
That's what a girl who works out look like, and in-shape girls are awesome.
 
2012-12-20 05:08:22 AM  
Maybe next year, Marklar.
 
2012-12-20 05:09:04 AM  
Not just any earthling, a human earthling. Yech.

Give me an elven hottie any day of the year.
 
2012-12-20 05:12:33 AM  
Currently working at a local NBC affiliate and had to watch this tonight while on duty. The two highlights before I started zoning out were the announcer's comments on Miss Russia and Miss Kosovo.

"Miss Russia wants to be a helicopter pilot and has a large teddy bear collection. True Story!"

"Miss Kosovo wants to direct horror films"
 
2012-12-20 05:14:04 AM  

viscountalpha


Not just any earthling, a human earthling. Yech.

Give me an elven hottie any day of the year.


A Middle Earthling?
 
2012-12-20 05:16:19 AM  
Not bad looking, but of the top 5, Miss Brazil, Miss Philippines, and Miss Venezuela were all hotter. I especially like Miss Philippines.
 
2012-12-20 05:23:33 AM  

Englebert Slaptyback: viscountalpha

Not just any earthling, a human earthling. Yech.

Give me an elven hottie any day of the year.


A Middle Earthling?


Damn straight!
 
2012-12-20 05:24:38 AM  
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2012-12-20 05:27:50 AM  
Again, she's a vision of Aphrodite.
 
2012-12-20 05:30:33 AM  
Going by the last thread on the topic, most of the contestants were identical, save for hair and skin colors. And as I said then, I'd never be able to choose between them all.
 
2012-12-20 05:31:25 AM  

viscountalpha: Englebert Slaptyback: viscountalpha

Not just any earthling, a human earthling. Yech.

Give me an elven hottie any day of the year.


A Middle Earthling?

Damn straight!


i.imgur.com

I'd lick her hairy... feet.
 
2012-12-20 05:34:01 AM  

Alphax: Going by the last thread on the topic, most of the contestants were identical, save for hair and skin colors. And as I said then, I'd never be able to choose between them all.


Yep. Orangeish-brown skin with 5 pounds of make-up.
Even the Frozen North countries were orange.
 
2012-12-20 05:41:20 AM  
When I saw the headline I thought "I hope it wasn't Miss USA". After sorting through the cookie cutter cooze there were at least five that were much better than her.
 
2012-12-20 05:42:13 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Venezuela has some beautiful women. Damn you, Chavez for keeping this natural resource under wraps!


Seriously. I was there a while back and one of the natives called it "the best kept secret in South America".
 
2012-12-20 05:43:50 AM  

carnifex2005: i.imgur.com


people (with money) can have their ears progressively cut and reshaped with metal stud-bands to reshape their ears -- quite a feat when done correctly. cut -- reshape, let it heal -- cut, reshape, let it heal, build up tissue --

/yeah
 
2012-12-20 06:04:38 AM  
No love for Eccentrica Gallumbits
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I hear her erogenous zones start several miles away from her body.
 
2012-12-20 06:06:18 AM  
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2012-12-20 06:33:04 AM  
Once again a sexist beauty pageant has selected the most beautiful anorexic on the planet whose bolt-ons look great in a bikini top.
 
2012-12-20 06:34:51 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Venezuela


Indeed

Global dating site?
 
2012-12-20 06:54:45 AM  

DubyaHater: Once again a sexist beauty pageant has selected the most beautiful anorexic on the planet whose bolt-ons look great in a bikini top.


You sound fat.
 
2012-12-20 06:59:07 AM  
Cabbage man will be pissed...
 
2012-12-20 07:07:11 AM  
Earthling sounds so belittling.. I rather like Earther as an alternative, even if humans born on Mars hated them.
 
2012-12-20 07:15:24 AM  
i thought it would be Sasha Grey
that's who *I* would nominate
 
2012-12-20 07:18:02 AM  
The brazilian chick was prettier than miss usa.
 
2012-12-20 07:26:29 AM  
Shouldn't have even been in the top 10.
 
2012-12-20 07:29:07 AM  
Our advancements in cloning look pretty successful recently, but they definitely lack the sandwich gene of the past.
 
2012-12-20 07:37:42 AM  
Miss Australia is way hotter
 
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/Hey look a new rich text editor
 
2012-12-20 08:04:15 AM  
 
2012-12-20 08:11:55 AM  
I was going for Miss Philippines dammit! 
 
/yea am Filipina so biased
//am petite but damn even I thought they could all use a sammich AND a biscuit!
 
2012-12-20 08:13:54 AM  

DubyaHater: Once again a sexist beauty pageant has selected the most beautiful anorexic on the planet whose bolt-ons look great in a bikini top.


Some people are naturally pretty slender while still most definitely retaining the female form, also known as, giving a fark about being in shape. Yes, plz. You can keep your fatties, they need dirty lovin' too, just not by me.
 
2012-12-20 08:17:49 AM  
Cranston, RI.......*blink*

The universe is the size of how many Rhode Islands, give or take a Rhode Island or two?
 
2012-12-20 08:18:46 AM  
The humans clothe their females?
 
2012-12-20 08:19:37 AM  
Somehow got stuck watching this shiat with the wife....Can anyone tell me how on earth miss South Africa did not win this silly pageant??

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/These things seem to be rigged, could not stop biatching at the wife.....
 
2012-12-20 08:25:51 AM  
Miss USA was beautiful, but I thought her dress was hideous. Did she really wear velvet? Miss Venezuela was gorgeous too and so was her dress.
 
2012-12-20 08:28:28 AM  

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: Somehow got stuck watching this shiat with the wife....Can anyone tell me how on earth miss South Africa did not win this silly pageant??

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/These things seem to be rigged, could not stop biatching at the wife.....


I know! And just look at her eyes! It obvious she isn't human!
 
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