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(The Sun)   Smoking hot 24-year-old twins are teaching assistants by day, pro wrestlers by night (with 'you would bodyslam it' pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 143
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2012-12-19 11:53:48 PM
Oh my yes.
 
2012-12-19 11:57:30 PM
*scans headline*

Nice try, subby. Not falling for it.


media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-19 11:59:15 PM

Apos: *scans headline*

Nice try, subby. Not falling for it.


[media.tumblr.com image 500x375]


 fall for it. they're attractive
 
/not subby
 
2012-12-20 12:24:54 AM
British hot
 
2012-12-20 01:04:37 AM
Smoking hot?  More like smoking NOT!
 
/yeah, I probably would...after a few pints
 
2012-12-20 01:31:55 AM
amazing what 5 gallons of eye makeup can do.
 
2012-12-20 01:59:36 AM
4chandata.org
 
2012-12-20 02:28:00 AM

SpikeStrip: amazing what 5 gallons of eye makeup can do.


Honestly, I like them better without the makeup.., they are fairly cute (not "hot", there is a difference) without the makeup.
 
2012-12-20 02:53:43 AM
What fairly attractive twins who are professional wrestlers may look like:
 
www.wwepictures.org
 
emiliosparks.com
 
www.wwepictures.org
 
This article is not about them.
 
2012-12-20 03:52:29 AM
And somewhere in the night, for approximately the 892,438th time, Vince Russo curses the fact that it's no longer 1998.
 
2012-12-20 04:32:02 AM
I'd hit it.
 
/Maybe with a folding chair
 
2012-12-20 04:55:07 AM
British "hot"...
 
2012-12-20 05:58:40 AM
They're pretty cute. Cute wins out over hot. And they're spunky.
 
2012-12-20 05:59:12 AM
British link and "smoking hot" = DO.NOT.CLICK and ITS A TRAP
 
2012-12-20 06:01:13 AM
It's like a double Jedi mind trap...

Click or not to click...

For once it's at least marginally hot.
 
2012-12-20 06:03:08 AM
Sharp knees
 
2012-12-20 06:03:25 AM
could be worse 1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-20 06:04:40 AM
I wouldn't tap that

/I'd SLAM that
 
2012-12-20 06:04:41 AM

wildcardjack: It's like a double Jedi mind trap...

Click or not to click...

For once it's at least marginally hot.


it's like someone bushemied one of the pics without makeup. Kind of took the others down a peg.

/I'd still hit it
//take it like a man, Stevie.
 
2012-12-20 06:06:49 AM

Yes this is dog: Sharp knees


Yeah.

farm1.static.flickr.com
 
2012-12-20 06:11:05 AM

Spaghettiows: Yes this is dog: Sharp knees

Yeah.

[farm1.static.flickr.com image 500x395]


I was too lazy to dig it up, but I always chuckle when someone links that pick.
 
2012-12-20 06:17:36 AM
That's the dream.
 
2012-12-20 06:20:26 AM
Boy would I!
 
2012-12-20 06:22:15 AM
needs the "british" modifier to hot to pass inspection
 
2012-12-20 06:26:55 AM
Can always tell which subby can't get laid. Cute at best, not hot.
 
2012-12-20 06:27:45 AM
/vomit
 
2012-12-20 06:37:17 AM

(with 'you would bodyslam it' pics)


There are two; don't you mean "them"?
 
2012-12-20 06:43:11 AM
Well, the one on the left has larger bewbs,. That helps. Otherwise, I go with the "British hot" term for them. They look very tired.
 
2012-12-20 06:50:42 AM
Just about anything will look decent if make up is applied properly. They're pretty blah without make up.
 
2012-12-20 06:53:28 AM
I'd slam both of them, twice!

I doubt I'd regain consciousness though.
 
2012-12-20 06:56:50 AM
Meh, I prefer roller derby girls over wrestlers ; )
farm6.staticflickr.com
/Nice try Sun ; )
 
2012-12-20 06:56:53 AM

BolivarShagnasty: And they're spunky.


Wouldn't that make it a bit had to get a grip on each other when they're wrestling?

/in my bunk
 
2012-12-20 07:01:01 AM

NuttierThanEver: British hot


The best kind of hot!
 
/colonial roots
//hah!
 
2012-12-20 07:06:13 AM
At least one standard deviation above average, I'd think.

/emphatically yes
 
2012-12-20 07:09:39 AM
Would be OK if you can get them apart. Ha...Ha...Ha
 
2012-12-20 07:09:50 AM

HoneyDog: Just about anything will look decent if make up is applied properly. They're pretty blah without make up.


I'd love to test your theory on the tanning mom. I get chills when I see her.

//eww...
 
2012-12-20 07:10:51 AM
Not hot. Not bad for British. I suppose I'd hit it if I could get both at the same time.
 
2012-12-20 07:11:56 AM
/fap
 
2012-12-20 07:15:52 AM
i110.photobucket.com
I remember when they wrestled in the WWF
 
2012-12-20 07:23:53 AM
They look good to me.
 
2012-12-20 07:24:41 AM
Not quite smoking, but acceptable most nights.
 
2012-12-20 07:26:08 AM
I'd tag team them,

And by tag team them I mean have sex with them, and by have sex with them, well.......that
 
2012-12-20 07:26:18 AM
Not hot. Not bad for British. I suppose I'd hit it if I could get both at the same time.

Had twins once. They have several. You have one. The jealousy afterwards is not worth it.
 
2012-12-20 07:28:55 AM
They can put me in a headlock (with their thighs) anytime!
 
2012-12-20 07:31:31 AM
farm5.staticflickr.com
 
2012-12-20 07:34:43 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Meh, I prefer roller derby girls over wrestlers ; )


That's because roller derby works the glutes and thighs.
 
2012-12-20 07:36:10 AM
I would be willing to have a handicap match with both of them.
 
2012-12-20 07:36:24 AM
www.magweb.com
 
2012-12-20 07:38:55 AM

Onkel Buck: [i110.photobucket.com image 422x388]
I remember when they wrestled in the WWF


Now, Davey Boy is dead and Dynamite is an evil old cripple.
 
2012-12-20 07:47:54 AM
Having been burned too many times by FARK's daily 'smoking hot' hoax, I refuse to even click on the link.
 
2012-12-20 07:50:54 AM
British "smoking hot" of course... damn you Subby.
 
2012-12-20 07:52:22 AM
Now that I've read all the other comments, it appears we farkers are in agreement, 
good show.
 
2012-12-20 07:53:16 AM

czei: tinfoil-hat maggie: Meh, I prefer roller derby girls over wrestlers ; )

That's because roller derby works the glutes and thighs.


I think you've got : )
 
2012-12-20 07:53:45 AM
I'm going to concur with the kind of want.
 
2012-12-20 07:57:23 AM
The one on the right looks like Sloth from Goonies in that pic.
 
2012-12-20 08:01:01 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Meh, I prefer roller derby girls over wrestlers ; )
[farm6.staticflickr.com image 427x640]
/Nice try Sun ; )


I'll be in my bunk. Or, actually, maybe I'll go check on what my roller derby friends are up to. ;-)
 
2012-12-20 08:07:31 AM
I'd let them apply the Cobra Clutch to me anytime.
 
/IfyaknowwhatImean.
 
2012-12-20 08:09:11 AM
Smoking hot? Op must be from England
 
2012-12-20 08:10:25 AM
Reminds me to ask FARK... What ever happened to the Milton Twins anyway
 
2012-12-20 08:11:44 AM

MyRandomName: Can always tell which subby can't get laid. Cute at best, not hot.

 
 
Yup. You can sure tell who isnt getting laid...
 
 
hint: It's you, ok? The answer is YOU.
 
2012-12-20 08:14:02 AM

mgary: tinfoil-hat maggie: Meh, I prefer roller derby girls over wrestlers ; )
[farm6.staticflickr.com image 427x640]
/Nice try Sun ; )

I'll be in my bunk. Or, actually, maybe I'll go check on what my roller derby friends are up to. ;-)


Send me pics, please : )
 
2012-12-20 08:15:11 AM
Subby, get back to when this is closer to your understanding of "smoking hot".i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-20 08:20:25 AM
For Britain, they are pretty hot.
 
2012-12-20 08:21:52 AM
i46.tinypic.com
 
I'm guessing this is what subby was focused on when submitting this article.
 
2012-12-20 08:23:39 AM
average at best but average is always ok. Well within acceptance criteria.
 
2012-12-20 08:24:13 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i46.tinypic.com image 620x478]

I'm guessing this is what subby was focused on when submitting this article.


What's funny is I read their name as the Bossom Twins, not Blossom.
 
2012-12-20 08:30:31 AM
wambu: Subby, get back to when this is closer to your understanding of "smoking hot

You mean with dead eyes and oddly misshapen udders? Seriously, though, who is that woman? I've seen her pic a few times and she's always wearing that same dress.
 
2012-12-20 08:33:05 AM

Barricaded Gunman: wambu: Subby, get back to when this is closer to your understanding of "smoking hot

You mean with dead eyes and oddly misshapen udders? Seriously, though, who is that woman? I've seen her pic a few times and she's always wearing that same dress.


Anna Song, or Tanya Song, depending on when in her short career you're talking about.

And "dead eyes and oddly misshapen udders" about sums it up, yes.
 
2012-12-20 08:34:07 AM

wambu: Subby, get back to when this is closer to your understanding of "smoking hot".

 
 
i46.tinypic.com
 
Her face is ok, not smoking hot
 
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i48.tinypic.com
 
Her breasts are quite remarkable, if you like extremely large breasts.
 
2012-12-20 08:37:59 AM
I think they're hot. Then again I always preferred the moderately done up tomboy or girl-next-door type to the Courtney Stodden type.
 
2012-12-20 08:38:59 AM
I'd hit it, but they do have the british incest face going.

You guys need some new genetic material over there.


Round up your "british" hot girls and I'm on my way to help.
 
2012-12-20 08:40:06 AM
I'll grant Subby that they are a lot hotter than the 1/3rd of American women that are obese. 
ugh
 
2012-12-20 08:41:09 AM

SpikeStrip: amazing what 5 gallons of eye makeup can do.

 
Pop a couple of red noses on them, and they are ready for a children's birthday party.
 
i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-12-20 08:41:39 AM
Do you Farkers even have the chance to reproduce? Those women are okay. No they aren't Miss Universe but they aren't the Faces of Meth either.
 
2012-12-20 08:45:26 AM

skinink: Do you Farkers even have the chance to reproduce? Those women are okay. No they aren't Miss Universe but they aren't the Faces of Meth either.


Yeah but most headlines that say "smoking hot" have women that would fit the Faces of Meh
 
2012-12-20 08:46:02 AM

BolivarShagnasty: They're pretty cute. Cute wins out over hot. And they're spunky.

 
I looked at the pictures again, this time very closely. I did not see any spunk on either of them.
 
2012-12-20 08:47:00 AM
I find it funny that the majority response is "They are hot, for British chicks"
 
That makes me chuckle.
 
/Now give me some Bella booty
 
2012-12-20 08:47:34 AM
The Blossom Twin's YouTube Channel  http://www.youtube.com/user/theblossomtwins
 
2012-12-20 08:50:04 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-20 08:50:42 AM

dv-ous: Barricaded Gunman: wambu: Subby, get back to when this is closer to your understanding of "smoking hot

You mean with dead eyes and oddly misshapen udders? Seriously, though, who is that woman? I've seen her pic a few times and she's always wearing that same dress.

Anna Song, or Tanya Song, depending on when in her short career you're talking about.

And "dead eyes and oddly misshapen udders" about sums it up, yes.


Mmmmmmm... dead eyes and oddly misshapen udders... almost as hot as the crazy eyes.
 
2012-12-20 08:50:57 AM

Yes this is dog: Sharp knees


Those are called "weapons" in wrestling.
 
2012-12-20 08:53:36 AM
A nice set of boobs always brings a woman up 1 to 1.5 points (of 10) on the scale.
 
2012-12-20 08:55:42 AM
How come it is OK to teach during the day and fake wrestling at night but it is not OK to teach during the day and fake orgasms at night?
 
2012-12-20 08:56:20 AM
I knew better.   Smoking hot and UK are mutually exclusive.
 
2012-12-20 08:56:53 AM
*scans first half dozen comments*

Heh, they could be MY trainers! If you know what I mean! And I think you do!

No...wait...

I'd let them box MY ears! If you know what I mean! And I think you do!

Heh...

I'd let them put ME in a sleeper hold! If you know what I mea-- etc, etc...
 
2012-12-20 08:57:26 AM

grokca: How come it is OK to teach during the day and fake wrestling at night but it is not OK to teach during the day and fake orgasms at night?

 
Your mom in trouble with the school again?
 
2012-12-20 09:00:14 AM
Not many young women do this:


img.thesun.co.uk


Pic is borrowed from The Sun.
 
2012-12-20 09:03:47 AM
Dug out some old Ultimate Surrender stuff just for grins, based on this. So .. thanks for that.
 
2012-12-20 09:05:11 AM

ZzeusS: Dug out some old Ultimate Surrender stuff just for grins, based on this. So .. thanks for that.


Ah, The only type of women's wrestling that has ever been interesting.
 
2012-12-20 09:05:50 AM

wambu: Subby, get back to when this is closer to your understanding of "smoking hot".[i.imgur.com image 850x1231]

 

Let's see her get in the ring with Lufisto or Angel's Bonbita.
 
2012-12-20 09:07:35 AM
cdn3.hark.com
 
2012-12-20 09:08:45 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: wambu: Subby, get back to when this is closer to your understanding of "smoking hot".


[i46.tinypic.com image 510x544]

Her face is ok, not smoking hot

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Her breasts are quite remarkable, if you like extremely large breasts.


Actually if she did something different to her hair....actually if she put it up and put on some glasses, she has the naughty librarian potential there.
 
2012-12-20 09:11:40 AM
img.thesun.co.uk
 
The one i black looks a little flat chested (and about to get flatter).
 
2012-12-20 09:12:42 AM
Wow - smoking warm!
 
2012-12-20 09:13:17 AM

Coelacanth: wambu: Subby, get back to when this is closer to your understanding of "smoking hot".[i.imgur.com image 850x1231]
 

Let's see her get in the ring with Lufisto or Angel's Bonbita.


Ms. Song is Russian, so with enough vodka . . .
 
2012-12-20 09:13:54 AM

FirstNationalBastard: ZzeusS: Dug out some old Ultimate Surrender stuff just for grins, based on this. So .. thanks for that.

Ah, The only type of women's wrestling that has ever been interesting.


well, I'm done here.
 
2012-12-20 09:16:21 AM
"Smoking hot?" This term does not mean what I think you think this term means.
 
2012-12-20 09:17:05 AM

rnatalie: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x874]

The one i black looks a little flat chested (and about to get flatter).


You could do some awesome photoshops with that pic. Would get you banned, but it might be worth it!
 
2012-12-20 09:21:39 AM

SilentStrider: Oh my yes Like the fist of an angry Englishman!


FTFY
 
2012-12-20 09:21:48 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Meh, I prefer roller derby girls over wrestlers ; )
[farm6.staticflickr.com image 427x640]
/Nice try Sun ; )


Some nice thighs, but no rack and lose the tats.
 
2012-12-20 09:22:30 AM
I don't know what everyone is complaining about. Two 6s are greater than one 10.
 
2012-12-20 09:27:40 AM

bark_atda_moon: I don't know what everyone is complaining about. Two 6s are greater than one 10.


ugh, there's a guy that shows up to some parties I attend and he has the same line of thinking, there's usually 3-4 2's and 3's hanging around. Him and his son share them apparently, it's just creepy
 
2012-12-20 09:34:19 AM
Smoking hot 24-year-old twins are teaching assistants by day, pro wrestlers by night (with 'you would bodyslam it' pics)

You don't seem to understand how this game works Subby: "Smoking hot" should either be the truth (rare) or in the main should be a completely opposite-day kind of a thing with the eye burning Goodyear Blimp kind of pics.

Thanks.
 
2012-12-20 09:35:25 AM
For the love of god, is the obesity problem so bad that "not fat" = "smoking hot".

I'm convinced that, as a result of all the fatties out there, that the two concepts have been irreversibly conflated.
 
2012-12-20 09:38:48 AM
Subby is either a very, not let me repeat that a VERY horny Brit or has an endless supply of compazine......

oh Jesus, gag me with a spoon
 
2012-12-20 09:39:12 AM
They could tag team me any time.

/ A little puffy around the eyes, but as a pale nerd with glasses and big purple streaks under my eyes I won't fault them for that.
 
2012-12-20 09:39:26 AM
Considering what we usually find when the words "smoking hot" appear in a link to a UK site, I'm pleasantly surprised.
 
2012-12-20 09:52:01 AM

Girion47: bark_atda_moon: I don't know what everyone is complaining about. Two 6s are greater than one 10.

ugh, there's a guy that shows up to some parties I attend and he has the same line of thinking, there's usually 3-4 2's and 3's hanging around. Him and his son share them apparently, it's just creepy


The sharing with his son is rather creepy. I will say you can't fault a guy for not wanting to go home alone. My friend, who will go home with anything, is known as "The Catfish".
 
2012-12-20 09:58:20 AM
i50.tinypic.com

You want to have a successful harvest this year, right? Of course you do.
 
2012-12-20 09:58:27 AM

MyRandomName: Can always tell which subby can't get laid. Cute at best, not hot.


You can also tell which Farker can't get laid, they say dumb shiat like this :)
 
2012-12-20 10:01:54 AM
How is this okay for a teaching assistant but making pornos is not?
 
2012-12-20 10:08:25 AM
Perhaps if they didn't have day & night jobs they wouldn't have massive undereye bags. But the real hotness... their teeth are incredibly UNrotten! It's a British teeth miracle!
 
2012-12-20 10:14:08 AM
Did some searches for "Twins with camel toe" images to lighten up the party here. Found one or two that were so-so, but not really worthy of Farkers. I did find other very interesting images though, so I'll have to come back later. I have more "research" to do.
 
2012-12-20 10:25:05 AM

dr.zaeus: For the love of god, is the obesity problem so bad that "not fat" = "smoking hot".

I'm convinced that, as a result of all the fatties out there, that the two concepts have been irreversibly conflated.


What gets me is that they look like different women in every picture. I don't think that I'd confuse the cute and perky TAs with the not-bad gym rats nor the tarted-up wrestlers as the same people ever. They're British cute, maybe with some solid slumber they could be Page 3 material.

Has anyone else been to the Sun's Page 3 online tool? NSFW but strictly photos of topless women in panties that you can rotate 360 degrees so not too damning in your browser history and there's a variety of body shapes.
 
2012-12-20 10:27:52 AM
glasgowuniversityabroad1112.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-20 10:33:20 AM
I would say smoking hot, but yeah I certainly would.
 
2012-12-20 10:33:22 AM
I don't know if i am just lucky, spoiled, good looking enough to date certain types of women, all of the above, modest, handsome, really picky or what.. but those women are NOT attractive to me at all.

Some of you people, hell.. a LOT of you people have low standards. YOU'RE BETTER THAN THIS!!
 
2012-12-20 10:37:01 AM
"Well Brain?"

"I dunno Monsoon, they look a little like Davey Boy Smith and the Dynamite Kid."

"You're correct there, Brain"

"NOW I didn't say that was a bad thing!"

(Monsoon slowly raises eyebrows)
 
2012-12-20 10:38:30 AM
"So are they 'smoking hot' Brain?"

"Why, has someone tried to set them on fire?"
 
2012-12-20 10:39:18 AM
I'll take one of her over two of them any day. USA USA USA!!!

blog.zap2it.com

img.mixedmartialarts.com

cdn.ientry.com
 
2012-12-20 10:46:25 AM

skinink: Do you Farkers even have the chance to reproduce? Those women are okay. No they aren't Miss Universe but they aren't the Faces of Meth either.


But that's the point then, isn't it? 
Do you think that they are "smoking hot"?
 
2012-12-20 11:22:53 AM
Give me a couple fingers of rum and I'll sodomize them
 
2012-12-20 11:31:34 AM

Smeggy Smurf: Give me a couple fingers of rum and I'll sodomize them


sure having fingers in your bum will make it feel better.. but why would you need that?
 
2012-12-20 11:34:01 AM

SilentStrider: Apos: *scans headline*

Nice try, subby. Not falling for it.


[media.tumblr.com image 500x375]

 fall for it. they're attractive

/not subby


"Cute", absolutely. "Smoking Hot," even "Regular Hot," no.

//all judgy
 
2012-12-20 11:42:56 AM

Dr.Knockboots: I don't know if i am just lucky, spoiled, good looking enough to date certain types of women, all of the above, modest, handsome, really picky or what.. but those women are NOT attractive to me at all.

Some of you people, hell.. a LOT of you people have low standards. YOU'RE BETTER THAN THIS!!


People who feel the need to make sure everyone knows they date hot chicks tend not to.
 
I cannot help but think that when people here say 'meh', what they mean to say is "I fap to better" NOT "I can do better"
 
2012-12-20 11:44:52 AM

NuttierThanEver: British hot


Came here to say this...leaving satisfied.
 
2012-12-20 11:51:56 AM

Smeggy Smurf: Give me a couple fingers of rum and I'll sodomize them

 
And how much rum will it take for them to allow you touch them?
 
2012-12-20 12:11:40 PM
As I post this comment, I see no remarks on the company they're trying to join.

I feel alone.
 
2012-12-20 12:35:58 PM

Thraeryn: As I post this comment, I see no remarks on the company they're trying to join.

I feel alone.


No, I saw that...they are WRESTLERS, and they want to wrestle...they're really not into being sports entertainers.  That is, until Senile Vince offers them a downside contract about $250K, and they each wrestle one 3 minute match every other months.
 
2012-12-20 12:43:35 PM
Looks like they might actually be able to wrestle. This of course means Vince will never sign them.
 
2012-12-20 12:54:27 PM

heinrich66: Having been burned too many times by FARK's daily 'smoking hot' hoax, I refuse to even click on the link.


Pussy.
 
2012-12-20 01:02:29 PM
British women tend to look horsey.
 
2012-12-20 01:06:31 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Smeggy Smurf: Give me a couple fingers of rum and I'll sodomize them

And how much rum will it take for them to allow you touch them?


Not much. Broads like smurfs. We're cute and cuddly and full of smurfy goodness
 
2012-12-20 01:33:54 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Meh, I prefer roller derby girls over wrestlers ; )
[farm6.staticflickr.com image 427x640]
/Nice try Sun ; )

 
Good god... Lulu Lockjaw.  She used to scream at me every single time I blew a major on her.  I do not miss reffing that.
 
2012-12-20 02:36:04 PM
If they asked if I was looking at their breasts, my immediate response would be "please don't kill me. But yes."
 
2012-12-20 03:55:30 PM
I'd slam it like it was Andre the Giant at Wrestlemania III
 
2012-12-20 03:55:35 PM
They're okay.
 
2012-12-20 05:54:41 PM
Nothing looks sexier on a girl, than another girl.
 
2012-12-20 07:58:39 PM
Girion47: I'd hit it, but they do have the british incest face going.

God DAMN but that's funny... full point.
 
2012-12-20 11:37:35 PM
Oh hells yes I would...

I know it's fake, and I started laughing at the moves being shown in that video, but they look oh so much better when it's women doing those moves, flips, and throws than any guy wrestler I've ever seen...

I suddenly wished I was John Candy's character in Stripes, for that mud wrestling scene, with those 2 instead... Ah, wishes...
 
2012-12-21 02:11:32 PM
Even I am a better technical wrestler than these broads.
 
2012-12-21 02:27:49 PM

John Cena: Even I am a better technical wrestler than these broads.


No one in WWE is better than those broads. As a lifelong wrestling fan who skipped wwe for a long time, I watched several tortuous nights of it on USA this past week. The shiat is unwatchable. Is it the stupid characters? nah, they've been dumber. Is it the stupid storylines? Nah, and I was pleasantly surprised to see the return of 'stables' so to speak (i.e. The Shield).

Why does it suck? They've watered the product down so much...they work so damn safe that the moves are not only all similar (is there a guy who DOESNT finish with some sort of firemans carry?) but they are totally unbelievable. That shiat wouldnt hurt anybody...and it doesnt look like it could, either.
 
2012-12-21 04:37:53 PM

Madbassist1: John Cena: Even I am a better technical wrestler than these broads.

No one in WWE is better than those broads. As a lifelong wrestling fan who skipped wwe for a long time, I watched several tortuous nights of it on USA this past week. The shiat is unwatchable. Is it the stupid characters? nah, they've been dumber. Is it the stupid storylines? Nah, and I was pleasantly surprised to see the return of 'stables' so to speak (i.e. The Shield).

Why does it suck? They've watered the product down so much...they work so damn safe that the moves are not only all similar (is there a guy who DOESNT finish with some sort of firemans carry?) but they are totally unbelievable. That shiat wouldnt hurt anybody...and it doesnt look like it could, either.


THIS
I'd rather watch Lufisto or Rachel Summerlyn wrestle stuffed toys than watch the latest collection of WWE Battle Barbies going at it.
 
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