Milo Minderbinder: Sm3agol85: Milo Minderbinder: zackthebass: Milo Minderbinder: Instead of watching 9 hours of a children's story, I will have a life.We're all so impressed at how rich and fulfilling your "life" must be.You would be, and that is the saddest part of all./Seriously, 9 hours? Go play outside. Or read the book 18 times.Go play outside? Seriously? That's your reason for demeaning people that are enjoying a very well done, classic fantasy series brought to life?Is outside where real people play? Nothing done inside counts? Watching a movie in a theater with 100 other people isn't "real" or "outside"?Do tell me, what do you do that is so amazing, so compelling, that people enjoying some books and movies is positively saddening to you? Unless it's base jumping the fjords of Norway every weekend, or curing cancer in your spare time, then you're just an idiot.Friend, this a thread for an article that Makes Fun of the Movie for Being Too Long. If you want an erudite discussion of the film(s), wait for that thread. Until then, I hope you and your Dungeonmaster can learn to take yourselves a little less seriously; you will live longer and happier.
propasaurus: Nine hours of walking across New Zealand?
Ishkur: ClintonKun: I'm expecting him to be a literal force of nature at the Siege of Dol GuldurWe're going to see this:[www.tolkiengateway.net image 400x385]It's going to be an epic showdown. I can't wait.
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