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(US Magazine)   ABC news anchor Sam Donaldson decides that Nightline needs a nightcap   (usmagazine.com) divider line 25
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2012-12-19 08:34:40 PM
When he's not behind the wheel of a farkin' car and endangering lives, I would just assume that Sam Donaldson is a hilarious drunk.
 
2012-12-19 08:50:25 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: When he's not behind the wheel of a farkin' car and endangering lives, I would just assume that Sam Donaldson is a hilarious drunk.


This.  I've always thought he would be a blast to get wasted with.  Probably has much better drunken, ramlbing stories than I do, too.
 
2012-12-19 09:00:11 PM

Radak: This. I've always thought he would be a blast to get wasted with. Probably has much better drunken, ramlbing stories than I do, too.


Scores of them, I would imagine. And he would probably be very amusing.


Let's keep score of hypotheticals -

Sam Donaldson: hilarious drunk

Dan Rather: argumentative drunk

Anderson Cooper: remorseful drunk

Chris Matthews: tearful drunk

Bill O'Reilly: call-the-cops-before-he-hurts-someone drunk
 
2012-12-19 09:12:01 PM
There's gonna be hell toupee.
 
2012-12-19 11:43:37 PM
He was just sad because no one gave him a cookie.
 
2012-12-19 11:43:52 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Radak: This. I've always thought he would be a blast to get wasted with. Probably has much better drunken, ramlbing stories than I do, too.

Scores of them, I would imagine. And he would probably be very amusing.


Let's keep score of hypotheticals -

Sam Donaldson: hilarious drunk

Dan Rather: argumentative drunk

Anderson Cooper: remorseful drunk

Chris Matthews: tearful drunk

Bill O'Reilly: call-the-cops-before-he-hurts-someone drunk


Keith Olbermann: The Designated Driver who acts like he's drunk.

/This isn't true; Olbermann can't drive.
 
2012-12-19 11:43:55 PM
Sam failed the Kolinahr...

\Live long and chug it down...
 
2012-12-19 11:45:25 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Radak: This. I've always thought he would be a blast to get wasted with. Probably has much better drunken, ramlbing stories than I do, too.

Scores of them, I would imagine. And he would probably be very amusing.


Let's keep score of hypotheticals -

Sam Donaldson: hilarious drunk

Dan Rather: argumentative drunk

Anderson Cooper: remorseful drunk

Chris Matthews: tearful drunk

Bill O'Reilly: call-the-cops-before-he-hurts-someone drunk


Back when Rachel was coming up through the ranks, she was partnered with Pat Buchanan quite a bit. They both look and sound like they enjoy a drink. I just wonder who was first to the bar, and who picked up the tab?
 
2012-12-19 11:56:54 PM
Meh... F*ck it.
 
He's one of the last few real reporters who was asshole enough to try to get real answers to tough questions from people trained not to answer a f*cking thing. Even when I watched him when I was a kid on This Week I knew he was an asshole, but he was an asshole that I respected for the job he did.
 
Glad he didn't hurt anyone or himself.
 
Sleep it off, Sam. Thanks for being the reporter I wish even 1% of this current crop of jackasses could be.
 
2012-12-19 11:59:44 PM
Let he who is without sin cast the first etc, etc

/never had a DUI or DWI. Probably deserved one
 
2012-12-20 12:13:03 AM
 
2012-12-20 12:41:09 AM
So... driving from The Starboard back to some house at Lewes? Maybe with some sea hag? Good for you, Sam!
 
2012-12-20 12:43:10 AM
Sam Donaldson didn't host Nightline.

Subby Fail
 
2012-12-20 03:27:41 AM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Radak: This. I've always thought he would be a blast to get wasted with. Probably has much better drunken, ramlbing stories than I do, too.

Scores of them, I would imagine. And he would probably be very amusing.


Let's keep score of hypotheticals -

Sam Donaldson: hilarious drunk

Dan Rather: argumentative drunk

Anderson Cooper: remorseful drunk

Chris Matthews: tearful drunk

Bill O'Reilly: call-the-cops-before-he-hurts-someone drunk


I see it differently on a few points:
 
Dan Rather: contemplative, remorseful drunk
 
Anderson Cooper: giddy, giggly drunk
 
Chris Matthews: loving, jolly drunk
 
Not sure why. Those are just the vibes I get.
 
2012-12-20 03:40:48 AM
Back when the "internet" was the greatest thing Sam came by our studios to do some live remotes. Ended up running tape on them. About an hour before the set out a couple of guest chairs and had me and the audio guy sit out there for lighting.

We did a quick "mock" interview just to make sure everything was routed properly. He was a big shot back then, but he was friendly and a pretty cool guy. Got him to crack up about my new "album" coming out.
 
2012-12-20 05:06:07 AM

Wayne 985: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Radak: This. I've always thought he would be a blast to get wasted with. Probably has much better drunken, ramlbing stories than I do, too.

Scores of them, I would imagine. And he would probably be very amusing.


Let's keep score of hypotheticals -

Sam Donaldson: hilarious drunk

Dan Rather: argumentative drunk

Anderson Cooper: remorseful drunk

Chris Matthews: tearful drunk

Bill O'Reilly: call-the-cops-before-he-hurts-someone drunk

I see it differently on a few points:
 
Dan Rather: contemplative, remorseful drunk
 
Anderson Cooper: giddy, giggly drunk
 
Chris Matthews: loving, jolly drunk
 
Not sure why. Those are just the vibes I get.


Glen Beck- Rapey frat-boy drunk
 
2012-12-20 05:07:45 AM

Wayne 985: Anderson Cooper: giddy, giggly drunk


I really didn't need to think about that one.  Yeah, you're right.  Given his frequent (presumably) sober gigglefits on television, drunk Anderson at the pundit party would probably end up gagged and tied to a chair in the corner while Chris Matthews runs around trying to convince people to throw coasters and swizzle sticks at him.
 
2012-12-20 05:11:00 AM
i46.tinypic.com
 
2012-12-20 07:50:19 AM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Radak: This. I've always thought he would be a blast to get wasted with. Probably has much better drunken, ramlbing stories than I do, too.

Scores of them, I would imagine. And he would probably be very amusing.


Let's keep score of hypotheticals -

Sam Donaldson: hilarious drunk

Dan Rather: argumentative drunk

Anderson Cooper: remorseful drunk

Chris Matthews: tearful drunk

Bill O'Reilly: call-the-cops-before-he-hurts-someone drunk


Is it because he is Irish? You're all kinds of bigot ain't ya?
 
2012-12-20 09:35:49 AM

MFAWG: Back when Rachel was coming up through the ranks, she was partnered with Pat Buchanan quite a bit. They both look and sound like they enjoy a drink. I just wonder who was first to the bar, and who picked up the tab?


She usually makes a cocktail at the end of the show on Fridays.
 
2012-12-20 09:39:41 AM
I've wanted to get drunk with Linda Ellerbee since 1976. According to her first book. Reporters party a lot.
 
2012-12-20 09:51:58 AM
This motherfarker looks like he just moved from Salem's Lot.
 
2012-12-20 10:46:00 AM
Sam Donaldson isn't black?
 
2012-12-20 03:15:42 PM
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Really? No one yet?
 
2012-12-20 05:06:04 PM

Onkel Buck: Is it because he is Irish? You're all kinds of bigot ain't ya?


Not at all.

It's because he's big and he's angry and OH MY GOD HE'S COMING THIS WAY


Wayne 985: I see it differently on a few points:

Dan Rather: contemplative, remorseful drunk

Anderson Cooper: giddy, giggly drunk

Chris Matthews: loving, jolly drunk

Not sure why. Those are just the vibes I get.


*nods*

If only there were a way to test these theories.

BIG OL' NEWS-RELATED KEGGER


MFAWG: Back when Rachel was coming up through the ranks, she was partnered with Pat Buchanan quite a bit. They both look and sound like they enjoy a drink. I just wonder who was first to the bar, and who picked up the tab?


One of them probably said, "I'll have what my friend is having."

Or even "I'll have what I'm having."


IlGreven: Keith Olbermann: The Designated Driver who acts like he's drunk.

/This isn't true; Olbermann can't drive.


Who is driving car?

OLBERMANN IS DRIVING CAR!

HOW CAN THAT BE?
 
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