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(Team Coco)   This holiday season, let Andy Richter and friends out you to your family   (teamcoco.com) divider line 35
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2012-12-19 08:06:23 PM  
George Takei is worth more than $1.99.  Still funny, would lol again.
 
2012-12-19 08:54:40 PM  
Funny stuff.
 
2012-12-19 11:16:44 PM  

Klippoklondike: George Takei is worth more than $1.99.  Still funny, would lol again.


Can I just get George?
 
2012-12-19 11:17:39 PM  
that was gay

/ george takei is coming to fark my shiat up
 
2012-12-19 11:19:29 PM  
George takei. Dude is funny. He just owns it and lets it fly.
 
2012-12-19 11:25:11 PM  
I got to be his personal assistant for 2 days in Reno NV during a Sci-Fi convention a number of years ago. He was completely awesome. Not stuck up or full of himself. Very personable. For payment, he let me have $800 worth anything I wanted at the convention.

newspaper.li
 
2012-12-19 11:26:52 PM  
How about for an additional $19.95 John Travolta will give you a full on kiss with tongue to show your family just how far down you are in the gay hole.
 
2012-12-19 11:27:22 PM  

thisiszombocom: / george takei is coming to fark my shiat up

 
Damn straight
 
cache.gawkerassets.com
 
2012-12-19 11:29:28 PM  
George is great. Coontnan sucks.
 
2012-12-19 11:35:00 PM  
I'm not actually gay, but I still checked my wallet.
 
2012-12-19 11:36:39 PM  
Like fine wine, George Takei just gets better with age.
 
2012-12-19 11:37:04 PM  
Nice, but not nearly as funny as Andy's Tweets (#andyrichter).
 
2012-12-19 11:40:32 PM  

Ishkur: Like fine wine, George Takei just gets better with age.


The above image of his firm torso clearly calls that into dispute.
 
2012-12-19 11:41:29 PM  

Balchinian: George is great. Coontnan sucks.


0/10

Nobody thinks Conan sucks.
 
2012-12-19 11:42:59 PM  

diaphoresis: I got to be his personal assistant for 2 days in Reno NV during a Sci-Fi convention a number of years ago. He was completely awesome. Not stuck up or full of himself. Very personable. For payment, he let me have $800 worth anything I wanted at the convention.

[newspaper.li image 298x382]


Every time I see/hear him, I flash back to that Daily Show bit where they got him to say a porn title. [Takei]Young Wet biatches[/Takei]
 
2012-12-19 11:46:07 PM  

Mr. Ekshun: I'm not actually gay, but I still checked my wallet.


You and me both, buddy.
 
2012-12-19 11:53:31 PM  
Nice try Submitter. We all know Andy Richter doesn't have any friends.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache:

Nobody thinks Conan sucks.


I don't think he sucks. I know he sucks. He is an unfunny, drippy twatwaffle.
 
2012-12-19 11:55:54 PM  

Eligarf: Nice try Submitter. We all know Andy Richter doesn't have any friends.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache:

Nobody thinks Conan sucks.

I don't think he sucks. I know he sucks. He is an unfunny, drippy twatwaffle.


Jay Leno typing detected.
 
2012-12-20 12:02:19 AM  
This is one of those times I truly wish I was gay.
 
2012-12-20 12:15:29 AM  
If it involves Andy Richter and George Takei, I'll happily come out to my family in spite of being straight.
 
2012-12-20 12:22:07 AM  
I'm tempted to try this if I ever met my dad's side of the family.

Cause, fark that entire haf of my family.

...but I'm Californian, so NOT LITERALLY.
 
2012-12-20 12:40:48 AM  

jtown: Every time I see/hear him, I flash back to that Daily Show bit where they got him to say a porn title. [Takei]Young Wet biatches[/Takei]


[citation needed]
 
2012-12-20 01:13:55 AM  

Sum Dum Gai: If it involves Andy Richter and George Takei, I'll happily come out to my family in spite of being straight.



This. They'd believe it, whatever.
 
2012-12-20 01:15:35 AM  

Fark Rye For Many Whores: jtown: Every time I see/hear him, I flash back to that Daily Show bit where they got him to say a porn title. [Takei]Young Wet biatches[/Takei]

 
[citation needed]
 
http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-november-19-2003/they-so-horny -
 
Consider it NSFW, just to be safe
 
2012-12-20 01:38:30 AM  

diaphoresis: I got to be his personal assistant for 2 days in Reno NV during a Sci-Fi convention a number of years ago. He was completely awesome. Not stuck up or full of himself. Very personable. For payment, he let me have $800 worth anything I wanted at the convention.

[newspaper.li image 298x382]


I lied and got to be his personal assistant. Of course, I blamed his lack of blueberries on a couple of totally fictitious assistants to me. He ended up leaving in a rage, saying something like "this is exactly what happened in San Antonio" or something. Doesn't matter, my friend and I got made into comic book characters, that was great.
 
2012-12-20 02:42:00 AM  

Paris1127: Fark Rye For Many Whores: jtown: Every time I see/hear him, I flash back to that Daily Show bit where they got him to say a porn title. [Takei]Young Wet biatches[/Takei]

[citation needed]

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-november-19-2003/they-so-horny -

Consider it NSFW, just to be safe


the first 3:20 of that video was so worth it for the five seconds of him speaking
 
2012-12-20 03:06:24 AM  

KangTheMad: diaphoresis: I got to be his personal assistant for 2 days in Reno NV during a Sci-Fi convention a number of years ago. He was completely awesome. Not stuck up or full of himself. Very personable. For payment, he let me have $800 worth anything I wanted at the convention.

[newspaper.li image 298x382]

I lied and got to be his personal assistant. Of course, I blamed his lack of blueberries on a couple of totally fictitious assistants to me. He ended up leaving in a rage, saying something like "this is exactly what happened in San Antonio" or something. Doesn't matter, my friend and I got made into comic book characters, that was great.


Is your name Ghee Buttersnaps?
 
2012-12-20 07:22:20 AM  
shiat, conan is really stepping up. might have to start DVR'ing it
 
2012-12-20 07:28:17 AM  

Eligarf: Nice try Submitter. We all know Andy Richter doesn't have any friends.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache:

Nobody thinks Conan sucks.

I don't think he sucks. I know he sucks. He is an unfunny, drippy twatwaffle.


I have never heard it put quite so poetically. Or quite so accurately.
 
2012-12-20 07:44:58 AM  

Sum Dum Gai: If it involves Andy Richter and George Takei, I'll happily come out to my family in spite of being straight.


If George came to my house and said that, I'd happily let my family think I'm gay.

/After 4 wives, they might have their doubts, though.
//Well, maybe not.
 
2012-12-20 08:30:50 AM  
Anyone have $131.80 I can borrow?
 
2012-12-20 09:20:12 AM  

KangTheMad: diaphoresis: I got to be his personal assistant for 2 days in Reno NV during a Sci-Fi convention a number of years ago. He was completely awesome. Not stuck up or full of himself. Very personable. For payment, he let me have $800 worth anything I wanted at the convention.

[newspaper.li image 298x382]

I lied and got to be his personal assistant. Of course, I blamed his lack of blueberries on a couple of totally fictitious assistants to me. He ended up leaving in a rage, saying something like "this is exactly what happened in San Antonio" or something. Doesn't matter, my friend and I got made into comic book characters, that was great.


Mad you are. Covers me like a warm blanket your disbelief and jealously does.

cdn.blisstree.com
 
2012-12-20 02:42:34 PM  
"Dad, the reason we can't talk on the phone and I don't visit is because...Dad, you're not funny."

/I'll pay double if they can do this my girlfriend's dad, but replace "funny" with "the least bit intelligent or funny".
 
2012-12-20 10:13:22 PM  

dpaul007: /After 4 wives, they might have their doubts, though.


You're just coming out of a very deep walk-in closet.
 
2012-12-21 04:03:47 AM  

Sum Dum Gai: dpaul007: /After 4 wives, they might have their doubts, though.

You're just coming out of a very deep walk-in closet.


That would explain the lamp post behind me.
 
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