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(NBC Chicago)   To be fair, who among us hasn't gotten shiatfaced on the train once or twice?   (nbcchicago.com) divider line 18
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2012-12-19 09:42:11 PM  
5 votes:
This is why guns always need to be legal. If this isnt justification for point blank shooting someone I don't know what is.
2012-12-20 12:06:31 AM  
2 votes:

Gyrfalcon: "It was like the biggest degradation I've ever [experienced]. I wish he had just hit me," she said, because she thinks that would have been less traumatic.

  OK, honey, stop whining. It was gross and disgusting, but I can pretty much guarantee that getting hit with a fist would have been way more traumatic.


Last time I checked, it was harder to get hepatitis from a fist than from feces. I'd take a punch and possible surgery over disease.
2012-12-19 11:49:14 PM  
2 votes:

Gyrfalcon: "It was like the biggest degradation I've ever [experienced]. I wish he had just hit me," she said, because she thinks that would have been less traumatic.

  OK, honey, stop whining. It was gross and disgusting, but I can pretty much guarantee that getting hit with a fist would have been way more traumatic.


I dunno man. This seems pretty traumatic and degrading. I agree with her.
2012-12-19 10:45:52 PM  
2 votes:
This is the train that I take every day. These guys always target women- there are also groups of teens regularly searching for someone to rob constantly. They wait for the Cicero, Pulaski or Austin stop. Once the doors are about to close, they steal someones necklace, phone, purse- whatever seems like it might be worth $10 or more. Keep your eyes open & don't sit next to the doors.
2012-12-19 09:53:59 PM  
2 votes:

drjekel_mrhyde: p the boiler: I expect this on the Red Line.

This. Maybe the Green line


And not on the Brown Line, ironically.
2012-12-19 09:53:04 PM  
2 votes:

It's Me Bender: drjekel_mrhyde: The comments are full of the "hate crime" whiny crowd even when there is no mention of the victim's color

TFA says the victim is a 21-year-old college student


Soo...Asian?
2012-12-19 09:43:24 PM  
2 votes:
To be fair he might be from a country that uses socks full of excrement to express admiration or attraction towards someone of the opposite sex (or maybe even the same sex, who are we to judge?).

What we do need to understand, most especially during this Christmas holiday season is that all of us, regardless of whether we give gifts of jewelery, light candles, or fling human shiat in another persons face, make up the mosaic of what makes us strong as a people.
2012-12-19 09:40:30 PM  
2 votes:
"He had a sock full of his poop on me,"
How does she know it was the suspects poop?
2012-12-20 02:49:36 PM  
1 votes:

BigNumber12: studebaker hoch: Can't drink on BART
Can't drink on MUNI
Can't drink on the bus.

You can legally drink until you pass out on CalTrain and nobody will care.

/or notice


Ah, a fellow Caltrain drinker.

*farkied*


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Caltrain is a great way to start the holiday parties but the little shop that sells booze is closed on Christmas, New Years, Thanksgiving, 4th of July, etc

Closest liquor is at the Safeway across the street.

//BYOB
2012-12-20 12:36:53 AM  
1 votes:

Gergesa: What I find curious is that someone would take the time and trouble to man handle poo into socks. I suppose they could have been wearing gloves when they did it but did they get like a funnel, widen the bottom area, and then cram it in?

It seems like the sort of thing that only someone who had too much time(and other things) on their hands would pursue.


We need a ban on tube socks of longer than a few inches. Easily accessible extra long socks allow people like this to fling far more poop than any rational person would ever need to fling.
2012-12-20 12:12:36 AM  
1 votes:

Debeo Summa Credo: Gyrfalcon: "It was like the biggest degradation I've ever [experienced]. I wish he had just hit me," she said, because she thinks that would have been less traumatic.

  OK, honey, stop whining. It was gross and disgusting, but I can pretty much guarantee that getting hit with a fist would have been way more traumatic.

I dunno man. This seems pretty traumatic and degrading. I agree with her.


I've been hit with a lot.
steel toes, 4 D cell mag lights, really sweet right crosses.
I'd take the punch and the kick over the poop sock, but not the mag light.
2012-12-19 11:58:16 PM  
1 votes:
The Sock Poop Bandit strikes again. Unless it is a copycat crime, in which case you could say that it has turned into....*sunglasses*.....a movement.
2012-12-19 11:19:31 PM  
1 votes:
That looks like R. Kelly.
2012-12-19 10:39:52 PM  
1 votes:
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
2012-12-19 10:00:14 PM  
1 votes:
He carries socks full of poop and has PP on his jacket.
2012-12-19 09:47:28 PM  
1 votes:

drjekel_mrhyde: The comments are full of the "hate crime" whiny crowd even when there is no mention of the victim's color


Hate crime can be different religions, sexual orientation, or even gender.

Victim was female, perp was male.
2012-12-19 09:43:35 PM  
1 votes:
I expect this on the Red Line. The Blue Line not so much. I did see someone taking a dump on the Belmont platform once, that was not cool.
2012-12-19 09:39:38 PM  
1 votes:
Bet she was reading a book and wouldn't acknowledge him.
 
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