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(NBC Chicago)   To be fair, who among us hasn't gotten shiatfaced on the train once or twice?   (nbcchicago.com) divider line 120
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2012-12-19 10:29:13 PM  

studebaker hoch: Can't drink on BART
Can't drink on MUNI
Can't drink on the bus.

You can legally drink until you pass out on CalTrain and nobody will care.

/or notice



Ah, a fellow Caltrain drinker.

*farkied*
 
2012-12-19 10:31:00 PM  

skinink: Danger Avoid Death: geekbikerskum: I always thought this (smacking someone in the face with a feces-filled sock) was referred to as a "Hot Carl" but I find that Urban Dictionary disagrees with me. Perhaps it should be named a "Chicago Transit Authority"?

No, a "Chicago Transit Authority" is when you say "Don't worry, it's not loaded" before putting a gun up to your head and pulling the trigger.

No what you just described is a Rusty Venture.


I thought it was a Terry Kath?
 
2012-12-19 10:33:41 PM  
I have never, but I'd like to. Not much train travel in Atlanta. MARTA's biggest problem is that it really doesn't go anywhere but the ariport.
 
2012-12-19 10:34:26 PM  
p the boiler: I expect this on the Red Line.

Yeah, but this is the south end of the Blue Line from Forest Park so all bets are off. Down there, most people are just trying not to get robbed.
 
2012-12-19 10:34:48 PM  

skinink: Sock it to me?
[www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com image 640x358]


+1

FTFA:

"It was like the biggest degradation I've ever [experienced]. I wish he had just hit me," she said, because she thinks that would have been less traumatic.

(sighs) Yes, we get it. Fine, it gets

www.bloodygoodhorror.com
 
2012-12-19 10:36:46 PM  
Where have I been?

Out of my brain on the 5:15
 
2012-12-19 10:36:57 PM  

SuperTramp: ChiWhiteSox_56

I would have guessed the Red Line too.

No shiat. I take the Red Line every day to work in the Loop. Currently shopping for a car and a garage spot.


Did you see the guys who escaped from the high-rise prison with bed sheets? What's the follow-up there, do you know??
 
2012-12-19 10:37:26 PM  

Gergesa: What I find curious is that someone would take the time and trouble to man handle poo into socks. I suppose they could have been wearing gloves when they did it but did they get like a funnel, widen the bottom area, and then cram it in?

It seems like the sort of thing that only someone who had too much time(and other things) on their hands would pursue.


Your mistake is in assuming that some one who gets off on sock monkeying a total stranger would be offended or grossed out by getting poop on his fingers. Probably not the case.
Also I think we should call the act of pooping in a sock and smacking strangers with it a sock monkey or sock monkeying.
 
2012-12-19 10:38:30 PM  
only one defense will do:
www.uprightcitizens.org
 
2012-12-19 10:39:52 PM  
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2012-12-19 10:41:50 PM  
Huck And Molly Ziegler

Did you see the guys who escaped from the high-rise prison with bed sheets? What's the follow-up there, do you know??

Last I heard, they headed to Tinley Park on the south side and are still at large..
 
2012-12-19 10:42:11 PM  
What did she do-do to get "last week attacked" this is the question!
 
2012-12-19 10:45:52 PM  
This is the train that I take every day. These guys always target women- there are also groups of teens regularly searching for someone to rob constantly. They wait for the Cicero, Pulaski or Austin stop. Once the doors are about to close, they steal someones necklace, phone, purse- whatever seems like it might be worth $10 or more. Keep your eyes open & don't sit next to the doors.
 
2012-12-19 10:47:43 PM  

Huck And Molly Ziegler: SuperTramp: ChiWhiteSox_56

I would have guessed the Red Line too.

No shiat. I take the Red Line every day to work in the Loop. Currently shopping for a car and a garage spot.

Did you see the guys who escaped from the high-rise prison with bed sheets? What's the follow-up there, do you know??


I've been following this story very closely because I went to junior high with one of them! (Ken) As far as I know they're still on the lam.
 
2012-12-19 10:51:05 PM  

pleaseleavemebe: These guys always target women- there are also groups of teens regularly searching for someone to rob constantly.


I'd hate to be robbed constantly.
 
2012-12-19 10:51:40 PM  
pleaseleavemebe

This is the train that I take every day. These guys always target women- there are also groups of teens regularly searching for someone to rob constantly. They wait for the Cicero, Pulaski or Austin stop. Once the doors are about to close, they steal someones necklace, phone, purse- whatever seems like it might be worth $10 or more. Keep your eyes open & don't sit next to the doors.

I don't set foot on the blue line, always happy to pay the $50 to get to O'Hare and the $50 to get back to the Lake.
 
2012-12-19 10:53:17 PM  

khitsicker: homey dont play that?


Well, half way there. This guy is like Homey and Anton Jackson (also Damon) combined.
 
2012-12-19 10:59:42 PM  
Sounds like the last train up the Hudson line on any given Saturday night.
 
2012-12-19 11:01:05 PM  
Sounds like a wild and crazy guy.
 
2012-12-19 11:05:53 PM  
Wow, someone who defines "having all their shiat in one sock"

/Southern expression for someone who has things all together and right.
 
2012-12-19 11:11:36 PM  
"All train compartments smell vaguely of shiat. It gets so you don't mind it. That's the worst thing that I can confess. You know how long it took me to get there? A long time "
 
2012-12-19 11:12:33 PM  

PunGent: Let me tell you, it's not being drunk on the train that's the problem...it's being drunk and deciding to get OFF the train.

While it's moving.


Nothing like checking to see if the train you hopped has slowed enough to get off, slipping and discovering yes it had.

We only rode about 40 miles. We left my car 20 miles downtrack ahead of time, but it was going too fast to jump and we had to walk 10 miles to get a cab back to my car.

Some diety looks out for stupid 18 year olds.

/csb
 
2012-12-19 11:18:04 PM  

mc_madness: Monkeys like to throw feces at people.


so I see your clothes smell of feces, and not just monkey feces
 
2012-12-19 11:18:22 PM  
Its my understanding that  monkeys only fling their waste in captivity, and only if they are frustrated.
 
Shame we can't say the same about certain humans.
 
2012-12-19 11:19:31 PM  
That looks like R. Kelly.
 
2012-12-19 11:19:31 PM  

MeanJean: Its my understanding that  monkeys only fling their waste in captivity, and only if they are frustrated.

Shame we can't say the same about certain humans.


Cameroncrazy1984?
LouDobbsAway?

/Just throwing out suggestions
 
2012-12-19 11:24:12 PM  

Wittenberg Dropout: On the train to Merced...yeah, guilty as charged.


I'd have to get shirt-faced to get off the train in Merced. That station is a shiathole.
 
2012-12-19 11:30:52 PM  
and in other news the New York trains still smell like urine even after hurricane season
 
2012-12-19 11:32:12 PM  
Is that Method Man?
 
2012-12-19 11:38:09 PM  

xxdonjulioxx: "He had a sock full of his poop on me,"
How does she know it was the suspects poop?


You can't really...dust for poop.
 
2012-12-19 11:41:57 PM  
That's an interesting take on the old madball. We just used to use pool balls.
 
2012-12-19 11:49:14 PM  

Gyrfalcon: "It was like the biggest degradation I've ever [experienced]. I wish he had just hit me," she said, because she thinks that would have been less traumatic.

  OK, honey, stop whining. It was gross and disgusting, but I can pretty much guarantee that getting hit with a fist would have been way more traumatic.


I dunno man. This seems pretty traumatic and degrading. I agree with her.
 
2012-12-19 11:51:02 PM  

SuperTramp: pleaseleavemebe

This is the train that I take every day. These guys always target women- there are also groups of teens regularly searching for someone to rob constantly. They wait for the Cicero, Pulaski or Austin stop. Once the doors are about to close, they steal someones necklace, phone, purse- whatever seems like it might be worth $10 or more. Keep your eyes open & don't sit next to the doors.

I don't set foot on the blue line, always happy to pay the $50 to get to O'Hare and the $50 to get back to the Lake.


Really? What's wrong with Chicago? New york isn't nearly as bad as you guys are making Chicago out to be.
 
2012-12-19 11:53:33 PM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: You can't really...dust for poop.

 
Actually, it was someone else's poop.
 
2012-12-19 11:55:39 PM  
I think these big cities always get it first in the apocalyptic movies. Now I know why.
 
2012-12-19 11:56:41 PM  
Is this about Japan?

dnrtfa
 
2012-12-19 11:57:53 PM  

SuperTramp: pleaseleavemebe

This is the train that I take every day. These guys always target women- there are also groups of teens regularly searching for someone to rob constantly. They wait for the Cicero, Pulaski or Austin stop. Once the doors are about to close, they steal someones necklace, phone, purse- whatever seems like it might be worth $10 or more. Keep your eyes open & don't sit next to the doors.

I don't set foot on the blue line, always happy to pay the $50 to get to O'Hare and the $50 to get back to the Lake.


Where are you taking the Blue Line? I've been riding it for over 10 years and the only problem I've ever had was crowded trains and the occasional smelly crazy person, but then again, I take it from the northwest side into the LOOP. That being said, I've been riding the CTA for over 20 years, and I've never had any major problems, just minor ones.
 
2012-12-19 11:58:16 PM  
The Sock Poop Bandit strikes again. Unless it is a copycat crime, in which case you could say that it has turned into....*sunglasses*.....a movement.
 
2012-12-20 12:06:31 AM  

Gyrfalcon: "It was like the biggest degradation I've ever [experienced]. I wish he had just hit me," she said, because she thinks that would have been less traumatic.

  OK, honey, stop whining. It was gross and disgusting, but I can pretty much guarantee that getting hit with a fist would have been way more traumatic.


Last time I checked, it was harder to get hepatitis from a fist than from feces. I'd take a punch and possible surgery over disease.
 
2012-12-20 12:12:36 AM  

Debeo Summa Credo: Gyrfalcon: "It was like the biggest degradation I've ever [experienced]. I wish he had just hit me," she said, because she thinks that would have been less traumatic.

  OK, honey, stop whining. It was gross and disgusting, but I can pretty much guarantee that getting hit with a fist would have been way more traumatic.

I dunno man. This seems pretty traumatic and degrading. I agree with her.


I've been hit with a lot.
steel toes, 4 D cell mag lights, really sweet right crosses.
I'd take the punch and the kick over the poop sock, but not the mag light.
 
2012-12-20 12:19:00 AM  

xxdonjulioxx: "He had a sock full of his poop on me,"
How does she know it was the suspects poop?


Yeah. Aren't the security folks trained to say "sock full of the poop" not "sock full of his poop"?
 
2012-12-20 12:20:53 AM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: xxdonjulioxx: "He had a sock full of his poop on me,"
How does she know it was the suspects poop?

You can't really...dust for poop.


And if you poop dust you're very old and need to hydrate more.
 
2012-12-20 12:24:32 AM  
The thing is, if you wear socks, you're always just a breakfast burrito away from being able to have a sock full of poop.
 
2012-12-20 12:36:53 AM  

Gergesa: What I find curious is that someone would take the time and trouble to man handle poo into socks. I suppose they could have been wearing gloves when they did it but did they get like a funnel, widen the bottom area, and then cram it in?

It seems like the sort of thing that only someone who had too much time(and other things) on their hands would pursue.


We need a ban on tube socks of longer than a few inches. Easily accessible extra long socks allow people like this to fling far more poop than any rational person would ever need to fling.
 
2012-12-20 12:43:16 AM  

xxdonjulioxx: "He had a sock full of his poop on me,"
How does she know it was the suspects poop?


www.oocities.org
What the hell man.
 
2012-12-20 12:49:02 AM  

pleaseleavemebe: This is the train that I take every day. These guys always target women- there are also groups of teens regularly searching for someone to rob constantly. They wait for the Cicero, Pulaski or Austin stop. Once the doors are about to close, they steal someones necklace, phone, purse- whatever seems like it might be worth $10 or more. Keep your eyes open & don't sit next to the doors.


Happened to me in the early 90's. Swiped my necklace and left a huge scratch down my chest in the process. I was standing near the door waiting to get out at the stop.
 
2012-12-20 01:12:08 AM  

Ikam: SuperTramp: pleaseleavemebe

This is the train that I take every day. These guys always target women- there are also groups of teens regularly searching for someone to rob constantly. They wait for the Cicero, Pulaski or Austin stop. Once the doors are about to close, they steal someones necklace, phone, purse- whatever seems like it might be worth $10 or more. Keep your eyes open & don't sit next to the doors.

I don't set foot on the blue line, always happy to pay the $50 to get to O'Hare and the $50 to get back to the Lake.

Where are you taking the Blue Line? I've been riding it for over 10 years and the only problem I've ever had was crowded trains and the occasional smelly crazy person, but then again, I take it from the northwest side into the LOOP. That being said, I've been riding the CTA for over 20 years, and I've never had any major problems, just minor ones.


The stretch of the Blue Line between the Medical Center and Forest Park is pretty crappy. Otherwise it's not bad at all.

/ Orange Line rider
 
2012-12-20 01:34:00 AM  

relcec: Debeo Summa Credo: Gyrfalcon: "It was like the biggest degradation I've ever [experienced]. I wish he had just hit me," she said, because she thinks that would have been less traumatic.

  OK, honey, stop whining. It was gross and disgusting, but I can pretty much guarantee that getting hit with a fist would have been way more traumatic.

I dunno man. This seems pretty traumatic and degrading. I agree with her.

I've been hit with a lot.
steel toes, 4 D cell mag lights, really sweet right crosses.
I'd take the punch and the kick over the poop sock, but not the mag light.


You need to stop fighting with the cops so much.
 
2012-12-20 01:44:29 AM  
What a piece of shiat.
 
2012-12-20 01:44:35 AM  
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