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(NBC Chicago)   To be fair, who among us hasn't gotten shiatfaced on the train once or twice?   (nbcchicago.com) divider line 120
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2012-12-19 09:37:26 PM
Socko!
 
2012-12-19 09:38:37 PM
Can't afford to get shiatfaced at amtrak's prices

oh, you meant
 
2012-12-19 09:39:17 PM
On the train to Merced...yeah, guilty as charged.
 
2012-12-19 09:39:37 PM
myplace.frontier.com
 
2012-12-19 09:39:38 PM
Bet she was reading a book and wouldn't acknowledge him.
 
2012-12-19 09:40:30 PM
"He had a sock full of his poop on me,"
How does she know it was the suspects poop?
 
2012-12-19 09:40:35 PM

It's Me Bender: [myplace.frontier.com image 300x206]


rebloggingdonk.com
 
2012-12-19 09:42:11 PM
This is why guns always need to be legal. If this isnt justification for point blank shooting someone I don't know what is.
 
2012-12-19 09:42:34 PM
Let me tell you, it's not being drunk on the train that's the problem...it's being drunk and deciding to get OFF the train.

While it's moving.
 
2012-12-19 09:43:24 PM
To be fair he might be from a country that uses socks full of excrement to express admiration or attraction towards someone of the opposite sex (or maybe even the same sex, who are we to judge?).

What we do need to understand, most especially during this Christmas holiday season is that all of us, regardless of whether we give gifts of jewelery, light candles, or fling human shiat in another persons face, make up the mosaic of what makes us strong as a people.
 
2012-12-19 09:43:35 PM
I expect this on the Red Line. The Blue Line not so much. I did see someone taking a dump on the Belmont platform once, that was not cool.
 
2012-12-19 09:43:50 PM
Joe Buck has stepped up his game.
 
2012-12-19 09:44:57 PM
Shiat happens. In a sock, apparently.
 
2012-12-19 09:45:02 PM
The comments are full of the "hate crime" whiny crowd even when there is no mention of the victim's color
 
2012-12-19 09:47:18 PM
Keep your chin up, princess, and don't get deterred.
 
2012-12-19 09:47:28 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: The comments are full of the "hate crime" whiny crowd even when there is no mention of the victim's color


Hate crime can be different religions, sexual orientation, or even gender.

Victim was female, perp was male.
 
2012-12-19 09:47:56 PM
Get off a few stops later at Pulaski and you would not be surprised by this at all.
 
2012-12-19 09:48:30 PM
Wipe that smile off your face.

You know what kind of smile.
 
2012-12-19 09:49:32 PM
i.ebayimg.com
 
2012-12-19 09:50:06 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: The comments are full of the "hate crime" whiny crowd even when there is no mention of the victim's color


TFA says the victim is a 21-year-old college student
 
2012-12-19 09:50:52 PM
In his defense, that's marginally less offensive than sandals full of poop.

Or heaven forbid, socks WITH sandals full of poop.
 
2012-12-19 09:51:40 PM

p the boiler: I expect this on the Red Line.


This. Maybe the Green line
 
2012-12-19 09:53:04 PM

It's Me Bender: drjekel_mrhyde: The comments are full of the "hate crime" whiny crowd even when there is no mention of the victim's color

TFA says the victim is a 21-year-old college student


Soo...Asian?
 
2012-12-19 09:53:22 PM
comicbooked.comicbookedllc.netdna-cdn.com
"So someone threw a poop-sock at you... and you didn't kill everyone on the train?"
 
2012-12-19 09:53:59 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: p the boiler: I expect this on the Red Line.

This. Maybe the Green line


And not on the Brown Line, ironically.
 
2012-12-19 09:54:08 PM
homey dont play that?
 
2012-12-19 09:54:26 PM
media.nbcchicago.com
RIP Nate Dogg
 
2012-12-19 09:54:43 PM
He must be a king or something...
 
2012-12-19 09:56:12 PM
soooo NOT what I expected....

/Fail
 
2012-12-19 09:56:23 PM

Sock it to me?


www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com

 
2012-12-19 09:56:52 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: In his defense, that's marginally less offensive than sandals full of poop.

Or heaven forbid, socks WITH sandals full of poop.


Oh dear god(s) the HORROR!
 
2012-12-19 09:59:49 PM
It was on the ride home after Oktoberfest after all.
 
2012-12-19 10:00:14 PM
He carries socks full of poop and has PP on his jacket.
 
2012-12-19 10:01:05 PM

maltedmothball: Oh dear god(s) the HORROR!


I don't even want to discuss the possibility of...

*cringes*

... Uggs full of poop.
 
2012-12-19 10:02:17 PM
If we criminalize socks full of poop, only the criminals will...

Ah, forget it
 
2012-12-19 10:02:38 PM
I always thought this (smacking someone in the face with a feces-filled sock) was referred to as a "Hot Carl" but I find that Urban Dictionary disagrees with me. Perhaps it should be named a "Chicago Transit Authority"?
 
2012-12-19 10:03:36 PM
The paramedics gave her towels and water.

"They really aren't prepared for a situation like that," she said.
 
No shiat.
 
2012-12-19 10:04:13 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: maltedmothball: Oh dear god(s) the HORROR!

I don't even want to discuss the possibility of...

*cringes*

... Uggs full of poop.


GASP!

*faint*
 
2012-12-19 10:04:28 PM
I remember when airlines used to serve peanuts on flights. Shiat, now I have to ride the train.
 
2012-12-19 10:08:23 PM

skinink: Sock it to me?
[www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com image 640x358]


came here to post that. Also to tell subby that was a good headline.
 
2012-12-19 10:17:15 PM
What I find curious is that someone would take the time and trouble to man handle poo into socks. I suppose they could have been wearing gloves when they did it but did they get like a funnel, widen the bottom area, and then cram it in?

It seems like the sort of thing that only someone who had too much time(and other things) on their hands would pursue.
 
2012-12-19 10:18:18 PM
Can't drink on BART
Can't drink on MUNI
Can't drink on the bus.

You can legally drink until you pass out on CalTrain and nobody will care.

/or notice
 
2012-12-19 10:19:35 PM
A sock poopit?
 
2012-12-19 10:21:07 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: p the boiler: I expect this on the Red Line.

This. Maybe the Green line


I would have guessed the Red Line too.
 
2012-12-19 10:22:50 PM
And the moral of the story is be aware of your surroundings when riding the SCAT line.
 
2012-12-19 10:25:18 PM

geekbikerskum: I always thought this (smacking someone in the face with a feces-filled sock) was referred to as a "Hot Carl" but I find that Urban Dictionary disagrees with me. Perhaps it should be named a "Chicago Transit Authority"?


No, a "Chicago Transit Authority" is when you say "Don't worry, it's not loaded" before putting a gun up to your head and pulling the trigger.
 
2012-12-19 10:25:44 PM
ChiWhiteSox_56

I would have guessed the Red Line too.

No shiat. I take the Red Line every day to work in the Loop. Currently shopping for a car and a garage spot.
 
2012-12-19 10:26:55 PM

Danger Avoid Death: geekbikerskum: I always thought this (smacking someone in the face with a feces-filled sock) was referred to as a "Hot Carl" but I find that Urban Dictionary disagrees with me. Perhaps it should be named a "Chicago Transit Authority"?

No, a "Chicago Transit Authority" is when you say "Don't worry, it's not loaded" before putting a gun up to your head and pulling the trigger.


No what you just described is a Rusty Venture.
 
2012-12-19 10:28:08 PM
"It was like the biggest degradation I've ever [experienced]. I wish he had just hit me," she said, because she thinks that would have been less traumatic.

  OK, honey, stop whining. It was gross and disgusting, but I can pretty much guarantee that getting hit with a fist would have been way more traumatic.
 
2012-12-19 10:29:05 PM
 
2012-12-19 10:29:13 PM

studebaker hoch: Can't drink on BART
Can't drink on MUNI
Can't drink on the bus.

You can legally drink until you pass out on CalTrain and nobody will care.

/or notice



Ah, a fellow Caltrain drinker.

*farkied*
 
2012-12-19 10:31:00 PM

skinink: Danger Avoid Death: geekbikerskum: I always thought this (smacking someone in the face with a feces-filled sock) was referred to as a "Hot Carl" but I find that Urban Dictionary disagrees with me. Perhaps it should be named a "Chicago Transit Authority"?

No, a "Chicago Transit Authority" is when you say "Don't worry, it's not loaded" before putting a gun up to your head and pulling the trigger.

No what you just described is a Rusty Venture.


I thought it was a Terry Kath?
 
2012-12-19 10:33:41 PM
I have never, but I'd like to. Not much train travel in Atlanta. MARTA's biggest problem is that it really doesn't go anywhere but the ariport.
 
2012-12-19 10:34:26 PM
p the boiler: I expect this on the Red Line.

Yeah, but this is the south end of the Blue Line from Forest Park so all bets are off. Down there, most people are just trying not to get robbed.
 
2012-12-19 10:34:48 PM

skinink: Sock it to me?
[www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com image 640x358]


+1

FTFA:

"It was like the biggest degradation I've ever [experienced]. I wish he had just hit me," she said, because she thinks that would have been less traumatic.

(sighs) Yes, we get it. Fine, it gets

www.bloodygoodhorror.com
 
2012-12-19 10:36:46 PM
Where have I been?

Out of my brain on the 5:15
 
2012-12-19 10:36:57 PM

SuperTramp: ChiWhiteSox_56

I would have guessed the Red Line too.

No shiat. I take the Red Line every day to work in the Loop. Currently shopping for a car and a garage spot.


Did you see the guys who escaped from the high-rise prison with bed sheets? What's the follow-up there, do you know??
 
2012-12-19 10:37:26 PM

Gergesa: What I find curious is that someone would take the time and trouble to man handle poo into socks. I suppose they could have been wearing gloves when they did it but did they get like a funnel, widen the bottom area, and then cram it in?

It seems like the sort of thing that only someone who had too much time(and other things) on their hands would pursue.


Your mistake is in assuming that some one who gets off on sock monkeying a total stranger would be offended or grossed out by getting poop on his fingers. Probably not the case.
Also I think we should call the act of pooping in a sock and smacking strangers with it a sock monkey or sock monkeying.
 
2012-12-19 10:38:30 PM
only one defense will do:
www.uprightcitizens.org
 
2012-12-19 10:39:52 PM
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2012-12-19 10:41:50 PM
Huck And Molly Ziegler

Did you see the guys who escaped from the high-rise prison with bed sheets? What's the follow-up there, do you know??

Last I heard, they headed to Tinley Park on the south side and are still at large..
 
2012-12-19 10:42:11 PM
What did she do-do to get "last week attacked" this is the question!
 
2012-12-19 10:45:52 PM
This is the train that I take every day. These guys always target women- there are also groups of teens regularly searching for someone to rob constantly. They wait for the Cicero, Pulaski or Austin stop. Once the doors are about to close, they steal someones necklace, phone, purse- whatever seems like it might be worth $10 or more. Keep your eyes open & don't sit next to the doors.
 
2012-12-19 10:47:43 PM

Huck And Molly Ziegler: SuperTramp: ChiWhiteSox_56

I would have guessed the Red Line too.

No shiat. I take the Red Line every day to work in the Loop. Currently shopping for a car and a garage spot.

Did you see the guys who escaped from the high-rise prison with bed sheets? What's the follow-up there, do you know??


I've been following this story very closely because I went to junior high with one of them! (Ken) As far as I know they're still on the lam.
 
2012-12-19 10:51:05 PM

pleaseleavemebe: These guys always target women- there are also groups of teens regularly searching for someone to rob constantly.


I'd hate to be robbed constantly.
 
2012-12-19 10:51:40 PM
pleaseleavemebe

This is the train that I take every day. These guys always target women- there are also groups of teens regularly searching for someone to rob constantly. They wait for the Cicero, Pulaski or Austin stop. Once the doors are about to close, they steal someones necklace, phone, purse- whatever seems like it might be worth $10 or more. Keep your eyes open & don't sit next to the doors.

I don't set foot on the blue line, always happy to pay the $50 to get to O'Hare and the $50 to get back to the Lake.
 
2012-12-19 10:53:17 PM

khitsicker: homey dont play that?


Well, half way there. This guy is like Homey and Anton Jackson (also Damon) combined.
 
2012-12-19 10:59:42 PM
Sounds like the last train up the Hudson line on any given Saturday night.
 
2012-12-19 11:01:05 PM
Sounds like a wild and crazy guy.
 
2012-12-19 11:05:53 PM
Wow, someone who defines "having all their shiat in one sock"

/Southern expression for someone who has things all together and right.
 
2012-12-19 11:11:36 PM
"All train compartments smell vaguely of shiat. It gets so you don't mind it. That's the worst thing that I can confess. You know how long it took me to get there? A long time "
 
2012-12-19 11:12:33 PM

PunGent: Let me tell you, it's not being drunk on the train that's the problem...it's being drunk and deciding to get OFF the train.

While it's moving.


Nothing like checking to see if the train you hopped has slowed enough to get off, slipping and discovering yes it had.

We only rode about 40 miles. We left my car 20 miles downtrack ahead of time, but it was going too fast to jump and we had to walk 10 miles to get a cab back to my car.

Some diety looks out for stupid 18 year olds.

/csb
 
2012-12-19 11:18:04 PM

mc_madness: Monkeys like to throw feces at people.


so I see your clothes smell of feces, and not just monkey feces
 
2012-12-19 11:18:22 PM
Its my understanding that  monkeys only fling their waste in captivity, and only if they are frustrated.
 
Shame we can't say the same about certain humans.
 
2012-12-19 11:19:31 PM
That looks like R. Kelly.
 
2012-12-19 11:19:31 PM

MeanJean: Its my understanding that  monkeys only fling their waste in captivity, and only if they are frustrated.

Shame we can't say the same about certain humans.


Cameroncrazy1984?
LouDobbsAway?

/Just throwing out suggestions
 
2012-12-19 11:24:12 PM

Wittenberg Dropout: On the train to Merced...yeah, guilty as charged.


I'd have to get shirt-faced to get off the train in Merced. That station is a shiathole.
 
2012-12-19 11:30:52 PM
and in other news the New York trains still smell like urine even after hurricane season
 
2012-12-19 11:32:12 PM
Is that Method Man?
 
2012-12-19 11:38:09 PM

xxdonjulioxx: "He had a sock full of his poop on me,"
How does she know it was the suspects poop?


You can't really...dust for poop.
 
2012-12-19 11:41:57 PM
That's an interesting take on the old madball. We just used to use pool balls.
 
2012-12-19 11:49:14 PM

Gyrfalcon: "It was like the biggest degradation I've ever [experienced]. I wish he had just hit me," she said, because she thinks that would have been less traumatic.

  OK, honey, stop whining. It was gross and disgusting, but I can pretty much guarantee that getting hit with a fist would have been way more traumatic.


I dunno man. This seems pretty traumatic and degrading. I agree with her.
 
2012-12-19 11:51:02 PM

SuperTramp: pleaseleavemebe

This is the train that I take every day. These guys always target women- there are also groups of teens regularly searching for someone to rob constantly. They wait for the Cicero, Pulaski or Austin stop. Once the doors are about to close, they steal someones necklace, phone, purse- whatever seems like it might be worth $10 or more. Keep your eyes open & don't sit next to the doors.

I don't set foot on the blue line, always happy to pay the $50 to get to O'Hare and the $50 to get back to the Lake.


Really? What's wrong with Chicago? New york isn't nearly as bad as you guys are making Chicago out to be.
 
2012-12-19 11:53:33 PM

Eddie Adams from Torrance: You can't really...dust for poop.

 
Actually, it was someone else's poop.
 
2012-12-19 11:55:39 PM
I think these big cities always get it first in the apocalyptic movies. Now I know why.
 
2012-12-19 11:56:41 PM
Is this about Japan?

dnrtfa
 
2012-12-19 11:57:53 PM

SuperTramp: pleaseleavemebe

This is the train that I take every day. These guys always target women- there are also groups of teens regularly searching for someone to rob constantly. They wait for the Cicero, Pulaski or Austin stop. Once the doors are about to close, they steal someones necklace, phone, purse- whatever seems like it might be worth $10 or more. Keep your eyes open & don't sit next to the doors.

I don't set foot on the blue line, always happy to pay the $50 to get to O'Hare and the $50 to get back to the Lake.


Where are you taking the Blue Line? I've been riding it for over 10 years and the only problem I've ever had was crowded trains and the occasional smelly crazy person, but then again, I take it from the northwest side into the LOOP. That being said, I've been riding the CTA for over 20 years, and I've never had any major problems, just minor ones.
 
2012-12-19 11:58:16 PM
The Sock Poop Bandit strikes again. Unless it is a copycat crime, in which case you could say that it has turned into....*sunglasses*.....a movement.
 
2012-12-20 12:06:31 AM

Gyrfalcon: "It was like the biggest degradation I've ever [experienced]. I wish he had just hit me," she said, because she thinks that would have been less traumatic.

  OK, honey, stop whining. It was gross and disgusting, but I can pretty much guarantee that getting hit with a fist would have been way more traumatic.


Last time I checked, it was harder to get hepatitis from a fist than from feces. I'd take a punch and possible surgery over disease.
 
2012-12-20 12:12:36 AM

Debeo Summa Credo: Gyrfalcon: "It was like the biggest degradation I've ever [experienced]. I wish he had just hit me," she said, because she thinks that would have been less traumatic.

  OK, honey, stop whining. It was gross and disgusting, but I can pretty much guarantee that getting hit with a fist would have been way more traumatic.

I dunno man. This seems pretty traumatic and degrading. I agree with her.


I've been hit with a lot.
steel toes, 4 D cell mag lights, really sweet right crosses.
I'd take the punch and the kick over the poop sock, but not the mag light.
 
2012-12-20 12:19:00 AM

xxdonjulioxx: "He had a sock full of his poop on me,"
How does she know it was the suspects poop?


Yeah. Aren't the security folks trained to say "sock full of the poop" not "sock full of his poop"?
 
2012-12-20 12:20:53 AM

Eddie Adams from Torrance: xxdonjulioxx: "He had a sock full of his poop on me,"
How does she know it was the suspects poop?

You can't really...dust for poop.


And if you poop dust you're very old and need to hydrate more.
 
2012-12-20 12:24:32 AM
The thing is, if you wear socks, you're always just a breakfast burrito away from being able to have a sock full of poop.
 
2012-12-20 12:36:53 AM

Gergesa: What I find curious is that someone would take the time and trouble to man handle poo into socks. I suppose they could have been wearing gloves when they did it but did they get like a funnel, widen the bottom area, and then cram it in?

It seems like the sort of thing that only someone who had too much time(and other things) on their hands would pursue.


We need a ban on tube socks of longer than a few inches. Easily accessible extra long socks allow people like this to fling far more poop than any rational person would ever need to fling.
 
2012-12-20 12:43:16 AM

xxdonjulioxx: "He had a sock full of his poop on me,"
How does she know it was the suspects poop?


www.oocities.org
What the hell man.
 
2012-12-20 12:49:02 AM

pleaseleavemebe: This is the train that I take every day. These guys always target women- there are also groups of teens regularly searching for someone to rob constantly. They wait for the Cicero, Pulaski or Austin stop. Once the doors are about to close, they steal someones necklace, phone, purse- whatever seems like it might be worth $10 or more. Keep your eyes open & don't sit next to the doors.


Happened to me in the early 90's. Swiped my necklace and left a huge scratch down my chest in the process. I was standing near the door waiting to get out at the stop.
 
2012-12-20 01:12:08 AM

Ikam: SuperTramp: pleaseleavemebe

This is the train that I take every day. These guys always target women- there are also groups of teens regularly searching for someone to rob constantly. They wait for the Cicero, Pulaski or Austin stop. Once the doors are about to close, they steal someones necklace, phone, purse- whatever seems like it might be worth $10 or more. Keep your eyes open & don't sit next to the doors.

I don't set foot on the blue line, always happy to pay the $50 to get to O'Hare and the $50 to get back to the Lake.

Where are you taking the Blue Line? I've been riding it for over 10 years and the only problem I've ever had was crowded trains and the occasional smelly crazy person, but then again, I take it from the northwest side into the LOOP. That being said, I've been riding the CTA for over 20 years, and I've never had any major problems, just minor ones.


The stretch of the Blue Line between the Medical Center and Forest Park is pretty crappy. Otherwise it's not bad at all.

/ Orange Line rider
 
2012-12-20 01:34:00 AM

relcec: Debeo Summa Credo: Gyrfalcon: "It was like the biggest degradation I've ever [experienced]. I wish he had just hit me," she said, because she thinks that would have been less traumatic.

  OK, honey, stop whining. It was gross and disgusting, but I can pretty much guarantee that getting hit with a fist would have been way more traumatic.

I dunno man. This seems pretty traumatic and degrading. I agree with her.

I've been hit with a lot.
steel toes, 4 D cell mag lights, really sweet right crosses.
I'd take the punch and the kick over the poop sock, but not the mag light.


You need to stop fighting with the cops so much.
 
2012-12-20 01:44:29 AM
What a piece of shiat.
 
2012-12-20 01:44:35 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-20 02:53:38 AM
There's a whole lotta derp goin' on in the article's comment section.
 
2012-12-20 03:19:45 AM
This sounds like the kinda thing that would happen in sf. Tho, running away might be harder cause it's so hilly.

On an unrelated note, one of the few things I liked about germany was their acceptance, nay, encouragement of drinking in public, especially on the train.
 
2012-12-20 06:44:58 AM
How come nobody is giving subby his well-deserved +1's?
 
2012-12-20 07:04:00 AM

KidneyStone: Wow, someone who defines "having all their shiat in one sock"

/Southern expression for someone who has things all together and right.


I've been a Southerner all of my adult life, and until now have never heard that. So I looked it up. Jesus, you're right. 
 
/anxiously awaits opportunity to use it
//the phrase, that is
 
2012-12-20 07:58:21 AM
This is what happens when you take guns away from the zoo keepers.
 
2012-12-20 08:07:55 AM
Train? Settle down grandpa
 
2012-12-20 10:43:17 AM

ChiWhiteSox_56: / Orange Line rider


you guys really exist?

/brown line
 
2012-12-20 11:04:03 AM
Is this where we tell our twisted stories of life on public transportation?

I saw a guy whip out his wiener on the bus once. I didn't stick around to see what happened next.

And one time this old man shoved his way to the back of the packed bus and sat near me and cried while staring at my legs. Awkward. I was wearing my catholic school girl uniform skirt.

It wasn't uncommon to get sketchy men in dirty trucks trying to pick me up like I was a crack ho. Dude, I have enough money to go to private school, why would I jump in your van for 20 bucks and the chance to be murdered?

Never saw any poo flinging. Too bad.
 
2012-12-20 11:41:48 AM
Was it an old, dirty, smelly athletic sock? Because that be be just gross!
 
2012-12-20 02:46:31 PM

p the boiler: ChiWhiteSox_56: / Orange Line rider

you guys really exist?

/brown line


Yep! You Brown Liners would know that if you were willing to come visit me once in a while instead of always making me come up north. :P
 
2012-12-20 02:49:36 PM

BigNumber12: studebaker hoch: Can't drink on BART
Can't drink on MUNI
Can't drink on the bus.

You can legally drink until you pass out on CalTrain and nobody will care.

/or notice


Ah, a fellow Caltrain drinker.

*farkied*


encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
Caltrain is a great way to start the holiday parties but the little shop that sells booze is closed on Christmas, New Years, Thanksgiving, 4th of July, etc

Closest liquor is at the Safeway across the street.

//BYOB
 
2012-12-20 08:22:33 PM

o'really: And one time this old man shoved his way to the back of the packed bus and sat near me and cried while staring at my legs. Awkward. I was wearing my catholic school girl uniform skirt.



Okay I've got to ask. Teared, wept, or sobbed? And how old were you?
 
2012-12-20 09:24:47 PM
Wept, I guess? Mostly quiet but kinda shaking his shoulders. And shaking his head, like he regretted something.

16.
 
2012-12-20 09:27:47 PM
Wept, I guess? Mostly quiet but kinda shaking his shoulders. And shaking his head, like he regretted something.

He'd tried to talk to me at the bus stop but was kinda creepy. The bus was packed, I went to the back to avoid him. Then I looked up n saw him shoving his way past the standing passengers to find the very last sitting spot about 12 inches from me. He cried the whole time but didn't talk to me.

16. And this was at night.
 
2012-12-20 10:59:22 PM
Well wtf. I am so glad I'm a guy, our odds of having that kind of shiat happen to us is so much lower.
 
2012-12-20 11:33:27 PM
I have a car now. Life is much more boring.
 
2012-12-20 11:45:47 PM

o'really: Wept, I guess? Mostly quiet but kinda shaking his shoulders. And shaking his head, like he regretted something.

He'd tried to talk to me at the bus stop but was kinda creepy. The bus was packed, I went to the back to avoid him. Then I looked up n saw him shoving his way past the standing passengers to find the very last sitting spot about 12 inches from me. He cried the whole time but didn't talk to me.

16. And this was at night.



With any luck the old guy is a farker and will post and explain what was going on in his head to do that. What was he trying to talk to you about at the stop? Did he think you were his long lost daughter or girlfriend or lost youth? Any other old farkers on who could explain this?
 
2012-12-21 12:15:36 AM
He was taking the bus, I doubt he has internet access. Plus that was 15 years ago.

I think he just asked my name or something. He did say "you are beautiful". Which I probably wasn't. I was wearing ripped tights with safety pins in them. And wrinkly clothes.

Much much weirder stuff happens on public transport.
 
2012-12-21 07:15:41 PM

Gyrfalcon: relcec: Debeo Summa Credo: Gyrfalcon: "It was like the biggest degradation I've ever [experienced]. I wish he had just hit me," she said, because she thinks that would have been less traumatic.

  OK, honey, stop whining. It was gross and disgusting, but I can pretty much guarantee that getting hit with a fist would have been way more traumatic.

I dunno man. This seems pretty traumatic and degrading. I agree with her.

I've been hit with a lot.
steel toes, 4 D cell mag lights, really sweet right crosses.
I'd take the punch and the kick over the poop sock, but not the mag light.

You need to stop fighting with the cops so much.


cops love me.
the d cell was from a bouncer in a literal bar room brawl on sixth street back in the day.
 
2012-12-22 12:20:27 PM

p the boiler: ChiWhiteSox_56: / Orange Line rider

you guys really exist?

/brown line


I know plenty of Orange Line riders, but Yellow Line riders? They're like unicorns.
 
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