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(NBC Chicago)   To be fair, who among us hasn't gotten shiatfaced on the train once or twice?   (nbcchicago.com) divider line 121
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2012-12-19 09:37:26 PM  
Socko!
 
2012-12-19 09:38:37 PM  
Can't afford to get shiatfaced at amtrak's prices

oh, you meant
 
2012-12-19 09:39:17 PM  
On the train to Merced...yeah, guilty as charged.
 
2012-12-19 09:39:37 PM  
myplace.frontier.com
 
2012-12-19 09:39:38 PM  
Bet she was reading a book and wouldn't acknowledge him.
 
2012-12-19 09:40:30 PM  
"He had a sock full of his poop on me,"
How does she know it was the suspects poop?
 
2012-12-19 09:40:35 PM  

It's Me Bender: [myplace.frontier.com image 300x206]


rebloggingdonk.com
 
2012-12-19 09:42:11 PM  
This is why guns always need to be legal. If this isnt justification for point blank shooting someone I don't know what is.
 
2012-12-19 09:42:34 PM  
Let me tell you, it's not being drunk on the train that's the problem...it's being drunk and deciding to get OFF the train.

While it's moving.
 
2012-12-19 09:43:20 PM  
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2012-12-19 09:43:24 PM  
To be fair he might be from a country that uses socks full of excrement to express admiration or attraction towards someone of the opposite sex (or maybe even the same sex, who are we to judge?).

What we do need to understand, most especially during this Christmas holiday season is that all of us, regardless of whether we give gifts of jewelery, light candles, or fling human shiat in another persons face, make up the mosaic of what makes us strong as a people.
 
2012-12-19 09:43:35 PM  
I expect this on the Red Line. The Blue Line not so much. I did see someone taking a dump on the Belmont platform once, that was not cool.
 
2012-12-19 09:43:50 PM  
Joe Buck has stepped up his game.
 
2012-12-19 09:44:57 PM  
Shiat happens. In a sock, apparently.
 
2012-12-19 09:45:02 PM  
The comments are full of the "hate crime" whiny crowd even when there is no mention of the victim's color
 
2012-12-19 09:47:18 PM  
Keep your chin up, princess, and don't get deterred.
 
2012-12-19 09:47:28 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: The comments are full of the "hate crime" whiny crowd even when there is no mention of the victim's color


Hate crime can be different religions, sexual orientation, or even gender.

Victim was female, perp was male.
 
2012-12-19 09:47:56 PM  
Get off a few stops later at Pulaski and you would not be surprised by this at all.
 
2012-12-19 09:48:30 PM  
Wipe that smile off your face.

You know what kind of smile.
 
2012-12-19 09:49:32 PM  
i.ebayimg.com
 
2012-12-19 09:50:06 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: The comments are full of the "hate crime" whiny crowd even when there is no mention of the victim's color


TFA says the victim is a 21-year-old college student
 
2012-12-19 09:50:52 PM  
In his defense, that's marginally less offensive than sandals full of poop.

Or heaven forbid, socks WITH sandals full of poop.
 
2012-12-19 09:51:40 PM  

p the boiler: I expect this on the Red Line.


This. Maybe the Green line
 
2012-12-19 09:53:04 PM  

It's Me Bender: drjekel_mrhyde: The comments are full of the "hate crime" whiny crowd even when there is no mention of the victim's color

TFA says the victim is a 21-year-old college student


Soo...Asian?
 
2012-12-19 09:53:22 PM  
comicbooked.comicbookedllc.netdna-cdn.com
"So someone threw a poop-sock at you... and you didn't kill everyone on the train?"
 
2012-12-19 09:53:59 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: p the boiler: I expect this on the Red Line.

This. Maybe the Green line


And not on the Brown Line, ironically.
 
2012-12-19 09:54:08 PM  
homey dont play that?
 
2012-12-19 09:54:26 PM  
media.nbcchicago.com
RIP Nate Dogg
 
2012-12-19 09:54:43 PM  
He must be a king or something...
 
2012-12-19 09:56:12 PM  
soooo NOT what I expected....

/Fail
 
2012-12-19 09:56:23 PM  

Sock it to me?


www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com

 
2012-12-19 09:56:52 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: In his defense, that's marginally less offensive than sandals full of poop.

Or heaven forbid, socks WITH sandals full of poop.


Oh dear god(s) the HORROR!
 
2012-12-19 09:59:49 PM  
It was on the ride home after Oktoberfest after all.
 
2012-12-19 10:00:14 PM  
He carries socks full of poop and has PP on his jacket.
 
2012-12-19 10:01:05 PM  

maltedmothball: Oh dear god(s) the HORROR!


I don't even want to discuss the possibility of...

*cringes*

... Uggs full of poop.
 
2012-12-19 10:02:17 PM  
If we criminalize socks full of poop, only the criminals will...

Ah, forget it
 
2012-12-19 10:02:38 PM  
I always thought this (smacking someone in the face with a feces-filled sock) was referred to as a "Hot Carl" but I find that Urban Dictionary disagrees with me. Perhaps it should be named a "Chicago Transit Authority"?
 
2012-12-19 10:03:36 PM  
The paramedics gave her towels and water.

"They really aren't prepared for a situation like that," she said.
 
No shiat.
 
2012-12-19 10:04:13 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: maltedmothball: Oh dear god(s) the HORROR!

I don't even want to discuss the possibility of...

*cringes*

... Uggs full of poop.


GASP!

*faint*
 
2012-12-19 10:04:28 PM  
I remember when airlines used to serve peanuts on flights. Shiat, now I have to ride the train.
 
2012-12-19 10:08:23 PM  

skinink: Sock it to me?
[www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com image 640x358]


came here to post that. Also to tell subby that was a good headline.
 
2012-12-19 10:17:15 PM  
What I find curious is that someone would take the time and trouble to man handle poo into socks. I suppose they could have been wearing gloves when they did it but did they get like a funnel, widen the bottom area, and then cram it in?

It seems like the sort of thing that only someone who had too much time(and other things) on their hands would pursue.
 
2012-12-19 10:18:18 PM  
Can't drink on BART
Can't drink on MUNI
Can't drink on the bus.

You can legally drink until you pass out on CalTrain and nobody will care.

/or notice
 
2012-12-19 10:19:35 PM  
A sock poopit?
 
2012-12-19 10:21:07 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: p the boiler: I expect this on the Red Line.

This. Maybe the Green line


I would have guessed the Red Line too.
 
2012-12-19 10:22:50 PM  
And the moral of the story is be aware of your surroundings when riding the SCAT line.
 
2012-12-19 10:25:18 PM  

geekbikerskum: I always thought this (smacking someone in the face with a feces-filled sock) was referred to as a "Hot Carl" but I find that Urban Dictionary disagrees with me. Perhaps it should be named a "Chicago Transit Authority"?


No, a "Chicago Transit Authority" is when you say "Don't worry, it's not loaded" before putting a gun up to your head and pulling the trigger.
 
2012-12-19 10:25:44 PM  
ChiWhiteSox_56

I would have guessed the Red Line too.

No shiat. I take the Red Line every day to work in the Loop. Currently shopping for a car and a garage spot.
 
2012-12-19 10:26:55 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: geekbikerskum: I always thought this (smacking someone in the face with a feces-filled sock) was referred to as a "Hot Carl" but I find that Urban Dictionary disagrees with me. Perhaps it should be named a "Chicago Transit Authority"?

No, a "Chicago Transit Authority" is when you say "Don't worry, it's not loaded" before putting a gun up to your head and pulling the trigger.


No what you just described is a Rusty Venture.
 
2012-12-19 10:28:08 PM  
"It was like the biggest degradation I've ever [experienced]. I wish he had just hit me," she said, because she thinks that would have been less traumatic.

  OK, honey, stop whining. It was gross and disgusting, but I can pretty much guarantee that getting hit with a fist would have been way more traumatic.
 
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