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(WTOP)   Parishioner: Bless me Father, for I have sinned. Priest: Your penis must repent, let me help you   ( divider line
    More: Sick, Fairfax County, sex crimes, parishioners  
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2012-12-20 02:55:40 AM  
2 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I'm pretty sure that's not what they meant by "laying on of hands"

Perhaps he was just administering extreme unction...


2012-12-19 10:34:26 PM  
2 votes:
This is actually an improvement.
2012-12-20 12:21:29 AM  
1 vote:
I'm pretty sure that's not what they meant by "laying on of hands"
2012-12-19 09:35:25 PM  
1 vote:
"Allegedly sexually assaulting an adult male"?

I don't believe it.
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