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(WTOP)   Parishioner: Bless me Father, for I have sinned. Priest: Your penis must repent, let me help you   ( divider line
    More: Sick, Fairfax County, sex crimes, parishioners  
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7748 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Dec 2012 at 2:43 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-20 02:55:40 AM  
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MaudlinMutantMollusk: I'm pretty sure that's not what they meant by "laying on of hands"

Perhaps he was just administering extreme unction...


2012-12-20 02:59:19 AM  
1 vote:
Wow, yet another priest sexual offender. Colour me shocked.

I am actually surprised that the Catholic Church didn't send him off to a Romanian Catholic boy's school, a daycare at the Vatican, or wherever they move their sexual offenders. Maybe he turned himself in faster than the Bishop could get to him.

I don't buy the celibacy excuse for one second with these criminals. It is well past due to declare the Catholic church an international criminal organization for protecting pedophiles. Get Interpol on their asses, bust the offenders, and tax the church internationally to pay for the prosecutions.
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