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(WTOP)   Parishioner: Bless me Father, for I have sinned. Priest: Your penis must repent, let me help you   (wtop.com) divider line 34
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2012-12-19 09:35:25 PM  
"Allegedly sexually assaulting an adult male"?

I don't believe it.
 
2012-12-19 10:06:30 PM  
Revelations here.
 
2012-12-19 10:34:26 PM  
This is actually an improvement.
 
2012-12-19 10:35:05 PM  
They really need to let those guys date and marry. It's just unnatural and unhealthy. Bunch of ticking time bombs. Creepy as fark.
 
2012-12-19 10:40:05 PM  
Cruising Clergyman Syndrome is back.
 
2012-12-19 11:15:04 PM  
FTFA: A Catholic priest has turned himself police ...

....where Henao was a visiting priest from the Diocese of Málaga-Soatá in Colombia.


This isn't some sort of crazy get-to-stay-in-America-a-bit-longer scheme is it? Something going on back in the home parish he doesn't want to face?

/probably not, he'll probably be deported anyway I would guess
//this is an improvement, maybe? The victim is an adult and the prep turned himself in!
///next thing you know they'll develop the ability to resist those urges altogether! Those dirty sexy urges
 
2012-12-20 12:21:29 AM  
I'm pretty sure that's not what they meant by "laying on of hands"
 
2012-12-20 02:04:55 AM  
j.static-locatetv.com
 
2012-12-20 02:46:21 AM  
Did subby mean "Forgive me father..."
Because you don't usually ask the priest for a holy-high five after being a naught parishioner 
 
\I'm getting really sick of not being able to correct words in this new box
 
2012-12-20 02:48:01 AM  
"A Catholic priest has turned himself in to police after allegedly sexually assaulting an adult male at his parish. "

Well, it's a little bit of progress. You're still doing it wrong but it's an encouraging step at least.
 
2012-12-20 02:55:21 AM  

Makh: This is actually an improvement.


Hah!
It's funny cus it's true...
 
2012-12-20 02:55:40 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I'm pretty sure that's not what they meant by "laying on of hands"


Perhaps he was just administering extreme unction...

Link

Also...

img8.joyreactor.com
 
2012-12-20 02:59:19 AM  
Wow, yet another priest sexual offender. Colour me shocked.

I am actually surprised that the Catholic Church didn't send him off to a Romanian Catholic boy's school, a daycare at the Vatican, or wherever they move their sexual offenders. Maybe he turned himself in faster than the Bishop could get to him.

I don't buy the celibacy excuse for one second with these criminals. It is well past due to declare the Catholic church an international criminal organization for protecting pedophiles. Get Interpol on their asses, bust the offenders, and tax the church internationally to pay for the prosecutions.
 
2012-12-20 03:17:31 AM  
Hah! A penis that can feel shame! Riiiiiiiight...
 
2012-12-20 03:20:46 AM  
FTA: "Henao turned himself in Wednesday and was immediately removed from his ministry, says the Diocese of Arlington. He has been at St. Bernadette since 2010."

media.tapirpirates.net
 
2012-12-20 04:12:11 AM  
He was immediately removed from his ministry? Well, of course even Catholics have a problem with this, as it doesn't involve eight year old boys.
 
2012-12-20 05:02:37 AM  
i.ytimg.com

Obscure?
 
2012-12-20 06:24:31 AM  
I wonder if there are any parishioners that just troll the Priests for blowjobs. "I sinned AGAIN, Father!"
 
2012-12-20 07:11:46 AM  
swfgh

Uchiha_Cycliste: Did subby mean "Forgive me father..."
Because you don't usually ask the priest for a holy-high five after being a naught parishioner

\I'm getting really sick of not being able to correct words in this new box


*A CURE*
where it says "Use HTML Buttons", click to get the old style box
/just discovered that, not sure it was even there yesterday.
 
2012-12-20 07:45:51 AM  

sno man: swfgh Uchiha_Cycliste: Did subby mean "Forgive me father..."

Because you don't usually ask the priest for a holy-high five after being a naught parishioner

\I'm getting really sick of not being able to correct words in this new box

*A CURE*

where it says "Use HTML Buttons", click to get the old style box

/just discovered that, not sure it was even there yesterday.


testing  



well I'll be damned. The formatting all goes to hell but it works!
thanks!
 
2012-12-20 07:47:51 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: sno man: swfgh Uchiha_Cycliste: Did subby mean "Forgive me father..."

Because you don't usually ask the priest for a holy-high five after being a naught parishioner

\I'm getting really sick of not being able to correct words in this new box

*A CURE*

where it says "Use HTML Buttons", click to get the old style box

/just discovered that, not sure it was even there yesterday.

testing
well I'll be damned. The formatting all goes to hell but it works!
thanks!


It appears that the formatting only goes to hell if you click "Use HTML buttons"/"Use Formatting Buttons" while you are in the middle of writing a post.
If you click the button before you quite someone and compose a post it's all good.
Awesome!
 
2012-12-20 07:49:27 AM  

Makh: This is actually an improvement.


Only because the altar boys are getting wise

/still waiting for a pain assault to reciprocate the sexual assault
//a salt with a deadly weapon?
 
2012-12-20 07:50:55 AM  
Adds an extra BR between the quote and the comment now too, but at least spell check works (!)
 
2012-12-20 08:19:03 AM  
Of all the perversions, celibacy is the strangest.
 
2012-12-20 09:01:30 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Of all the perversions, celibacy is the strangest.


You must be new to the internet.
 
2012-12-20 09:22:12 AM  
The incident took place on Feb. 2 at St. Bernadette Parish in Fairfax County, Va. where Henao was a visiting priest from the Diocese of Málaga-Soatá in Colombia.

Authorities say the victim approached Henao while seeking "support and guidance" from the priest, but was instead touched inappropriately. He didn't report it to police until Nov. 30.

But that is how they give "Support and Guidance" in Columbian churches.

Does any one else find it rather odd that it took almost 10 months for this MAN to report this?
 
2012-12-20 10:00:46 AM  

bearcat1hunter: The incident took place on Feb. 2 at St. Bernadette Parish in Fairfax County, Va. where Henao was a visiting priest from the Diocese of Málaga-Soatá in Colombia.

Authorities say the victim approached Henao while seeking "support and guidance" from the priest, but was instead touched inappropriately. He didn't report it to police until Nov. 30.

But that is how they give "Support and Guidance" in Columbian churches.

Does any one else find it rather odd that it took almost 10 months for this MAN to report this?


Men are not used to sexual contact that they don't want to brag about. Besides, it is harder to be believed when you are a man and was only touched. This story would not have been reported if the priest didn't confess to the crime.
 
2012-12-20 10:32:32 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: Uchiha_Cycliste: sno man: swfgh Uchiha_Cycliste: Did subby mean "Forgive me father..."

Because you don't usually ask the priest for a holy-high five after being a naught parishioner

\I'm getting really sick of not being able to correct words in this new box

*A CURE*

where it says "Use HTML Buttons", click to get the old style box

/just discovered that, not sure it was even there yesterday.

testing
well I'll be damned. The formatting all goes to hell but it works!
thanks!

It appears that the formatting only goes to hell if you click "Use HTML buttons"/"Use Formatting Buttons" while you are in the middle of writing a post.
If you click the button before you quite someone and compose a post it's all good.
Awesome!


But, sadly (at least as of yesterday), it only remained the old style for that one thread, and sent you back to the crappy new style the next thread you entered... However, you can permanently disable the new crappy style and forever have the old style: myFark -> Preferences -> Comment Preferences -> uncheck "Enable modern rich text (WYSIWYG) editor for posting comments"...
 
2012-12-20 10:36:57 AM  
Catholicks
 
2012-12-20 10:39:06 AM  

RobSeace: Uchiha_Cycliste: Uchiha_Cycliste: sno man: swfgh Uchiha_Cycliste: Did subby mean "Forgive me father..."

Because you don't usually ask the priest for a holy-high five after being a naught parishioner

\I'm getting really sick of not being able to correct words in this new box

*A CURE*

where it says "Use HTML Buttons", click to get the old style box

/just discovered that, not sure it was even there yesterday.

testing
well I'll be damned. The formatting all goes to hell but it works!
thanks!

It appears that the formatting only goes to hell if you click "Use HTML buttons"/"Use Formatting Buttons" while you are in the middle of writing a post.
If you click the button before you quite someone and compose a post it's all good.
Awesome!

But, sadly (at least as of yesterday), it only remained the old style for that one thread, and sent you back to the crappy new style the next thread you entered... However, you can permanently disable the new crappy style and forever have the old style: myFark -> Preferences -> Comment Preferences -> uncheck "Enable modern rich text (WYSIWYG) editor for posting comments"...


I also noticed that the style change didn't persist over new threads =(; still, it's a hell of a lot better than not having the option.
 
2012-12-20 10:47:30 AM  
Penis my ass...oh, wait...
 
2012-12-20 11:03:22 AM  
Article with pic, if anyone still cares
 
2012-12-20 11:35:14 AM  
Father Henao: Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
 
2012-12-20 01:31:48 PM  

offmymeds: Father Henao: Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?


lol
 
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