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2012-12-19 08:04:36 PM  
People smoke while swimming in Kentucky.  I've never seen that anywhere else.
 
2012-12-19 08:47:04 PM  
My general rule is: if you can smoke while you're doing it, it isn't a sport.
 
2012-12-19 10:39:53 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: My general rule is: if you can smoke while you're doing it, it isn't a sport.


What about when you smoke afterwards?

/quit smoking
 
2012-12-19 10:41:22 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: My general rule is: if you can smoke while you're doing it, it isn't a sport.


You wouldn't have appreciated my college intramural football and softball teams, is all I'm saying.
 
2012-12-19 10:43:15 PM  
I'm just saying, if you're trying to shed your state's image of being full of borderline retarded backwoods hill people, you should really consider not including Turtleman in your video.
 
2012-12-19 10:43:24 PM  
Kentucky actually has much to answer for.

crooksandliars.com

I mean, really.
 
2012-12-19 10:46:14 PM  
If you're going to smoke and swim (likely in a lake or river around here), you might as well have a beer in your other hand...
 
2012-12-19 10:46:59 PM  

CavalierEternal: I'm just saying, if you're trying to shed your state's image of being full of borderline retarded backwoods hill people, you should really consider not including Turtleman in your video.


LIVE ACTION!
 
2012-12-19 10:47:13 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: My general rule is: if you can smoke while you're doing it, it isn't a sport.



My rule of thumb was drinking, but to each their own.
 
/UK sucks
//Duke sucks too
 
2012-12-19 10:47:27 PM  
Fun times in Kentucky again,
Still Kentucky!

Don't stop in rural Kentucky if you start to hear dueling banjos!

Take a look at that front porch, it's Luke and Bo Duke in rockers.

That guy wasn't born blind, he just drunk some bad moonshine.

It could be worse, at least they're not Florida.

THEY'RE NOT FLORIDA!
 
2012-12-19 10:49:35 PM  

Lando Lincoln: People smoke while swimming in Kentucky.  I've never seen that anywhere else.


I shiat you not, I lived in KY until I was 14, then moved to FL. Picked up smoking when I was 18, and only recently quit.
I have no idea why, but any time I went swimming I wanted a smoke and a beer. I mastered the art of keeping a cig dry in a pool quickly.
It's just the Kentucky in me.
 
2012-12-19 10:50:07 PM  

colonel0sanders: If you're going to smoke and swim (likely in a lake or river around here), you might as well have a beer in your other hand...


I finished the last of the beers in the shower.
 
2012-12-19 10:52:14 PM  
cdn1.bigcommerce.com

DUKE ROCKS !
 
2012-12-19 10:55:02 PM  
i thought west virginians were the couch burner?

/go duke
 
2012-12-19 10:58:11 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: My general rule is: if you can smoke while you're doing it, it isn't a sport.


undergroundshack.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-19 11:00:18 PM  
I enjoy how they labeled Drew as inventor of the internet.
 
2012-12-19 11:01:57 PM  

invictus2: BarkingUnicorn: My general rule is: if you can smoke while you're doing it, it isn't a sport.

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cdn.bleacherreport.net
 
2012-12-19 11:03:29 PM  

diaphoresis: [cdn1.bigcommerce.com image 500x500]

 
DUKE ROCKS !
 
 
Duke sucks syphilitic monkey balls.
 
2012-12-19 11:03:30 PM  

diaphoresis: [cdn1.bigcommerce.com image 500x500]

DUKE ROCKS !


everything from durham is shiat
 
2012-12-19 11:08:15 PM  

diaphoresis: [cdn1.bigcommerce.com image 500x500]

DUKE ROCKS !


weknowmemes.com
 
2012-12-19 11:10:23 PM  

KangTheMad: I enjoy how they labeled Drew as inventor of the internet.


It explains why he's running the queue drunk tonight.
 
2012-12-19 11:12:54 PM  

Stile4aly: diaphoresis: [cdn1.bigcommerce.com image 500x500]

DUKE ROCKS !

[weknowmemes.com image 540x401]


I was ok with the responses... until I came upon this one... I deeply regret my insolance....
 
2012-12-19 11:13:20 PM  
 
2012-12-19 11:13:48 PM  

Stile4aly: DUKES


www.theautochannel.com

sorry the dukes car just ran threw your barn full of cats.
 
2012-12-19 11:17:03 PM  
 
2012-12-19 11:20:50 PM  

imontheinternet: The sun shines bright in the old Kentucky home


Sung by fmr. Gov. Happy Chandler at a UK basketball senior day.
 
Fun fact, Happy Chandler replaced my great-great-grandfather Ruby Laffoon as governer
 
2012-12-19 11:22:23 PM  
Kentucky Sucks
 
2012-12-19 11:25:23 PM  

colonel0sanders: imontheinternet: The sun shines bright in the old Kentucky home

 
Sung by fmr. Gov. Happy Chandler at a UK basketball senior day.
 
Fun fact, Happy Chandler replaced my great-great-grandfather Ruby Laffoon as governer

 
That's awesome.  I was born in Madisonville, same as Gov. Laffoon.
 
2012-12-19 11:27:56 PM  

moothemagiccow: diaphoresis: [cdn1.bigcommerce.com image 500x500]

 
DUKE ROCKS !
 
everything from durham is shiat
 
I had to do some last minute x-mas shopping in the area once, went to a mall in Durham. Seemed like a pretty nice mall.
 
2012-12-19 11:30:26 PM  

colonel0sanders: Fun fact, Happy Chandler replaced my great-great-grandfather Ruby Laffoon as governer


so you are like royalty there?

/really, that is kinda cool
 
2012-12-19 11:32:14 PM  
Well there's the Kentucky Fried Movie. That's something that says the word kentucky in it.
 
2012-12-19 11:35:06 PM  

What_Would_Jimi_Do: colonel0sanders: Fun fact, Happy Chandler replaced my great-great-grandfather Ruby Laffoon as governer

so you are like royalty there?

/really, that is kinda cool


I'm not even a Colonel, TBH (although I've always wanted to be)
 
My mom had a Kentucky Racing Commission ring that had been passed down, and my older brother once used it to get in to Millionaire's Row at the Derby for free.  He met Rick Pitino there IIRC, when Rick was the coach at Kentucky.
 
They later stopped accepting the ring, and it was sent somewhere else in the family.
 
2012-12-19 11:38:40 PM  
So what does Florida kick, exactly?
 
2012-12-19 11:41:01 PM  

colonel0sanders: What_Would_Jimi_Do: colonel0sanders: Fun fact, Happy Chandler replaced my great-great-grandfather Ruby Laffoon as governer

so you are like royalty there?

/really, that is kinda cool

I'm not even a Colonel, TBH (although I've always wanted to be)

My mom had a Kentucky Racing Commission ring that had been passed down, and my older brother once used it to get in to Millionaire's Row at the Derby for free.  He met Rick Pitino there IIRC, when Rick was the coach at Kentucky.

They later stopped accepting the ring, and it was sent somewhere else in the family.


www.wearysloth.com
man, i don't know what the FARK you just said little kid, but you special.
 
2012-12-19 11:47:48 PM  
Yay Kentucky.

I know my state is flawed (McConnel and Paul) but it has some really awesome parts to it as well. Red River Gorge, the lakes, Lexington and Louisville. Louisville has a food scene that exceeds that of DC and rivals that of NYC. The booze is super cheap and traffic is non-existent(you Louisvillians that biatch about it have no idea what you're talking about). The music scene can be embarassing when we can't sell out a Silversuns Pickup show, but our college sports scene is certainly rabid.
 
2012-12-19 11:51:34 PM  
CSB: The poster at Cricket Press (4:06) is a Neko Case tour poster. I have an autographed copy hanging on my wall, she signed it for me at a concert in Lansing, MI. The dog in it is her greyhound (rescued racer) Lloyd. Sadly, Lloyd has passed on.
 
2012-12-19 11:53:12 PM  

whidbey: Kentucky actually has much to answer for.



I mean, really.


Hmm, you really think he's worse than "Yurtle?"
 
2012-12-19 11:58:41 PM  
I didn't know we had a donut trail, but Spalding's and Magee's in Lexington are the truth. Add South Lime Coffee and Donuts to the list as well.
 
2012-12-19 11:58:51 PM  

Stile4aly: diaphoresis: [cdn1.bigcommerce.com image 500x500]

DUKE ROCKS !


You don't even know how hard that made me laugh. Hint: it was a lot.

/Duke still sucks
 
2012-12-20 12:02:23 AM  
I less than three my adopted home state. Kentucky kicks ass.

We (and after 10 years, I hope I get to say 'we') are a bizarre state. We are southern, and northern, and midwestern. While we don't have oceans, we have a river that has meant as much or more to US history. We are blue in the cities and red in the boonies, and nice all over.

After having 4 'home towns' in my life, I hope Louisville is the last one. I plan on staying here as long as I'm able to.

I have lived all over the USA, but I have never felt more at peace and at home than here in Kentucky.

I've never cared about sports until I learned how bad Kentucky basketball sucks. C-A-R-D-S.

I've only loved one city before Louisville, and she was pale and tiny in comparison. (not that I don't still love Missoula, MT. Missoulians would love Louisville, if any are reading. Both are loving, living, cities. Come visit! If I could name a sister city in the US, Missoula and Louisville would be such devoted sisters...)

I've been to some of the USA's most amazing natural wonders, and I still get shivers about KY's Red River Gorge. Come visit.

Kentucky kicks ass.
 
2012-12-20 12:04:49 AM  
I live here and I'd just call Kentucky "okay."

/Duke sucks though
 
2012-12-20 12:27:45 AM  

rooftop235: I shiat you not, I lived in KY until I was 14, then moved to FL. Picked up smoking when I was 18, and only recently quit.
I have no idea why, but any time I went swimming I wanted a smoke and a beer. I mastered the art of keeping a cig dry in a pool quickly.
It's just the Kentucky in me.



Ahahahahah I've lived in Ky my entire life and I remember my grandma smoking in my aunts pool and I've smoked in a pool too so yes we're terrible hicks.

Girion47: I know my state is flawed (McConnel and Paul) but it has some really awesome parts to it as well. Red River Gorge, the lakes, Lexington and Louisville. Louisville has a food scene that exceeds that of DC and rivals that of NYC. The booze is super cheap and traffic is non-existent(you Louisvillians that biatch about it have no idea what you're talking about). The music scene can be embarassing when we can't sell out a Silversuns Pickup show, but our college sports scene is certainly rabid.


Mmmm I love Laurel Lake,Woods Creek Lake and the Cumberland Falls. Just beautiful scenery. Most of the time nice people,everybody can be grouchy sometimes. Lol I couldn't go christmas shopping at the flea market cause it's been shutdown due to counterfeit merchandise.
 
2012-12-20 12:35:59 AM  

Lando Lincoln: People smoke while swimming in Kentucky.  I've never seen that anywhere else.


Wat
farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2012-12-20 12:49:11 AM  
Kentucky. Come for the turtles, stay for the incest.

spydersden.files.wordpress.com
www.andmagazine.com
3.bp.blogspot.com


Touché?
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-20 12:57:00 AM  
christmas eve 12/24/12. no kentucky no UNC in the top 25. yeah the world will end before that happens. right?
 
2012-12-20 01:11:37 AM  
nice video. i practically know everyone in that video. even the Houlihans labeled "Kentucky Family". I played poker with the red-headed dad for 2 years. and Griffin Van Meter is the commish in one of my fantasy football leagues. I do not know the guy from Reddit or the girl that works at KFC.

I love Lexington and this is my 20th year living here. It's like one big family ... or maybe it actually is. There arent that many branches on this family tree.
 
2012-12-20 01:12:57 AM  

moothemagiccow: everything from durham is shiat


there are only 2 good things to ever come from Kentucky, 1) Darrell Waltrip. 2) Maker's Mark. a close 3rd) Rare Breed, Wild Turkey.
 
2012-12-20 01:16:02 AM  
zippythepinhead.com
 
2012-12-20 01:31:16 AM  

colonel0sanders: What_Would_Jimi_Do: colonel0sanders: Fun fact, Happy Chandler replaced my great-great-grandfather Ruby Laffoon as governer

so you are like royalty there?

/really, that is kinda cool

I'm not even a Colonel, TBH (although I've always wanted to be)

My mom had a Kentucky Racing Commission ring that had been passed down, and my older brother once used it to get in to Millionaire's Row at the Derby for free.  He met Rick Pitino there IIRC, when Rick was the coach at Kentucky.

They later stopped accepting the ring, and it was sent somewhere else in the family.


The Flexecutioner: nice video. i practically know everyone in that video. even the Houlihans labeled "Kentucky Family". I played poker with the red-headed dad for 2 years. and Griffin Van Meter is the commish in one of my fantasy football leagues. I do not know the guy from Reddit or the girl that works at KFC.

I love Lexington and this is my 20th year living here. It's like one big family ... or maybe it actually is. There arent that many branches on this family tree.


combine these two we might actually have us an honest to god kentucky prince.
 
2012-12-20 03:53:25 AM  

tallguywithglasseson: moothemagiccow: diaphoresis: [cdn1.bigcommerce.com image 500x500]

DUKE ROCKS !

everything from durham is shiat

I had to do some last minute x-mas shopping in the area once, went to a mall in Durham. Seemed like a pretty nice mall.


If generic suburban chain shopping is your threshold for quality, please move to North Carolina and rave about how awesome it is like everyone else there.

//trees! beer! basketball!
/-but everywhere else has...
//trees! beer! basketball! NC is the best! wow!
 
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