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2012-12-19 08:14:25 PM  
I was freaking hilarious in that comment section.
 
2012-12-19 08:48:39 PM  
I guess that Negros should remain slightly pudgy and magical, as opposed to cowboys...
 
I guess they maybe don't want to go see Mario Van Peebles in Posse or Baadasssss! then.
 
2012-12-19 08:58:48 PM  
...star Jamie Foxx's monologue on Saturday Night Live a little over a week ago, in which he joked about being excited "to kill all the white people in the movie." ... In a typical NewsBusters post, Noel Sheppard cluelessly wrote, "Imagine the uproar if a white actor joked about killing all the black people in a new film he was starring in."
 
 
It's funny when a black actor makes that joke. A white guy joking about killing all the black people, that's not funny.
 
I invite Clueless Noel Sheppard to ponder why that's the case.
 
2012-12-19 09:05:08 PM  

phaseolus: ...star Jamie Foxx's monologue on Saturday Night Live a little over a week ago, in which he joked about being excited "to kill all the white people in the movie." ... In a typical NewsBusters post, Noel Sheppard cluelessly wrote, "Imagine the uproar if a white actor joked about killing all the black people in a new film he was starring in."
 
 
It's funny when a black actor makes that joke. A white guy joking about killing all the black people, that's not funny.
 
I invite Clueless Noel Sheppard to ponder why that's the case.


I don't know what you're talking about, Tarantino's last movie was about some Jews killing a whole bunch of Germans, and people loved it. I'm sure people would love a movie just as much about a bunch of Germans killing a whole bunch of Jews, right?
 
Noel, you've got my back on this one, right?
 
2012-12-19 09:20:41 PM  
Dear White Conservatives,

I suppose NOW you want tougher gun laws; don't you?

-V
 
2012-12-19 09:21:21 PM  

nmrsnr: phaseolus: ...star Jamie Foxx's monologue on Saturday Night Live a little over a week ago, in which he joked about being excited "to kill all the white people in the movie." ... In a typical NewsBusters post, Noel Sheppard cluelessly wrote, "Imagine the uproar if a white actor joked about killing all the black people in a new film he was starring in."
 
 
It's funny when a black actor makes that joke. A white guy joking about killing all the black people, that's not funny.
 
I invite Clueless Noel Sheppard to ponder why that's the case.

I don't know what you're talking about, Tarantino's last movie was about some Jews killing a whole bunch of Germans, and people loved it. I'm sure people would love a movie just as much about a bunch of Germans killing a whole bunch of Jews, right?
 
Noel, you've got my back on this one, right?


Of course he does. He laughed all the way through Schindler's List.
 
2012-12-19 09:21:51 PM  
"I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whiteys I see,
I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whiteys I see.
When I kill all the whiteys I see, then whitey he won't bother me,
I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whiteys I see.
Then I'll get a white woman who's wearing a navy blue sweater.."
 
2012-12-19 09:28:58 PM  

hubiestubert: I guess they maybe don't want to go see Mario Van Peebles in Posse or Baadasssss! then.


I came here to make a Posse reference that may or may not have had to do with Psych.

Glad to see it taken care of.

*tips hat*
 
2012-12-19 09:36:23 PM  
Dark and lonely on the summer night.
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
Watchdog barking -   Do he bite?
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
Slip in his window,
Break his neck!
Then his house 
I start to wreck!
Got no reason --
What the heck!
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
C-I-L-L ...
My   land - lord ...
 
2012-12-19 09:37:08 PM  
The only thing that would make this better would be a cameo by Michelle Obama.
 
2012-12-19 09:49:55 PM  

trivial use of my dark powers: nmrsnr: phaseolus: ...star Jamie Foxx's monologue on Saturday Night Live a little over a week ago, in which he joked about being excited "to kill all the white people in the movie." ... In a typical NewsBusters post, Noel Sheppard cluelessly wrote, "Imagine the uproar if a white actor joked about killing all the black people in a new film he was starring in."
 
 
It's funny when a black actor makes that joke. A white guy joking about killing all the black people, that's not funny.
 
I invite Clueless Noel Sheppard to ponder why that's the case.

I don't know what you're talking about, Tarantino's last movie was about some Jews killing a whole bunch of Germans, and people loved it. I'm sure people would love a movie just as much about a bunch of Germans killing a whole bunch of Jews, right?
 
Noel, you've got my back on this one, right?

Of course he does. He laughed all the way through Schindler's List.



Shalom and such.
 

what_now: The only thing that would make this better would be a cameo by Michelle Obama.



She does have a strong fashion sense.
 
2012-12-19 10:49:44 PM  
Man, just imagine the freak out if they made I Spit On Your Grave today.
 
2012-12-19 10:58:05 PM  
In other words, white European civilization is the root of evil and imperial subjugation around the world.  
 
wow.  I must be some kind of badass motherf*cker.
 
2012-12-19 11:12:13 PM  
For decades, Hollywood, U.S. textbooks and higher education have stressed that America was founded upon slavery, sexism and genocide. 
 
OK.  So?  You'd rather they lied?
 
2012-12-19 11:13:57 PM  
 
2012-12-19 11:17:59 PM  

Weaver95: In other words, white European civilization is the root of evil and imperial subjugation around the world.  
 
wow.  I must be some kind of badass motherf*cker.

 
 
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I can't imagine where they would get such ideas.
 
2012-12-19 11:19:40 PM  

Mentat: Weaver95: In other words, white European civilization is the root of evil and imperial subjugation around the world.  
 
wow.  I must be some kind of badass motherf*cker.
 
 
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I can't imagine where they would get such ideas.


hey, i'm PROUD of my whiteness and evil world conquering genetic heritage.  if you tell me i'm evil, I consider that a compliment.
 
2012-12-19 11:25:28 PM  

Weaver95: Mentat: Weaver95: In other words, white European civilization is the root of evil and imperial subjugation around the world.  
 
wow.  I must be some kind of badass motherf*cker.
 
 
[i1282.photobucket.com image 500x520]
 
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I can't imagine where they would get such ideas.

hey, i'm PROUD of my whiteness and evil world conquering genetic heritage.  if you tell me i'm evil, I consider that a compliment.


I am Irish-German and Japanese. In the end, I am the genetic Perfect Storm for a rowdy drunk...
 
2012-12-19 11:31:46 PM  

hubiestubert: Weaver95: Mentat: Weaver95: In other words, white European civilization is the root of evil and imperial subjugation around the world.  
 
wow.  I must be some kind of badass motherf*cker.
 
 
[i1282.photobucket.com image 500x520]
 
[i1282.photobucket.com image 782x600]
I can't imagine where they would get such ideas.

 
hey, i'm PROUD of my whiteness and evil world conquering genetic heritage.  if you tell me i'm evil, I consider that a compliment.
 
I am Irish-German and Japanese. In the end, I am the genetic Perfect Storm for a rowdy drunk...
 
Yeah?  Wanna fight about it?
 
Scotch-Irish/German here
 
2012-12-19 11:42:27 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: hubiestubert: Weaver95: Mentat: Weaver95: In other words, white European civilization is the root of evil and imperial subjugation around the world.  
 
wow.  I must be some kind of badass motherf*cker.
 
 
[i1282.photobucket.com image 500x520]
 
[i1282.photobucket.com image 782x600]
I can't imagine where they would get such ideas.
 
hey, i'm PROUD of my whiteness and evil world conquering genetic heritage.  if you tell me i'm evil, I consider that a compliment.
 
I am Irish-German and Japanese. In the end, I am the genetic Perfect Storm for a rowdy drunk...
 
Yeah?  Wanna fight about it?
 
Scotch-Irish/German here

 
Scots-Irish, German and CHEROKEE.  Bring it motherfarkers.
 
2012-12-19 11:57:27 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: Scotch-Irish/German here


Well then my kraut-mic friend, tell Mr. Corleone that I ain't no band leader.
 
also 

Lionel Mandrake: For decades, Hollywood, U.S. textbooks and higher education have stressed that America was founded upon slavery, sexism and genocide. 
 
OK.  So?  You'd rather they lied?


Seriously, how was it not founded on slavery, sexism, and genocide? 
 
/also, the new formatting stuff it really glitchy.
 
2012-12-20 12:00:39 AM  
Death to whitey, poor white trash
kick his ass, smoke his hash
ball his woman, ball his son
death to whitey, right on!
-- Flo & Eddie
 
2012-12-20 12:01:38 AM  
You can't treat black people the same as everyone else. It's like a paraplegic, you can't make jokes about the disability unless you have it.
 
2012-12-20 12:02:22 AM  
Kill more white people than they already do, you mean?
 
2012-12-20 12:02:40 AM  
♫ ♪♪ What the world need now
Is Hate, Sweet Hate.
Get some now or your gonna be late. ♫ ♪♪
 
2012-12-20 12:05:01 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Kill more white people than they already do, you mean?


Hispanics kill lots too. Typical whitey overlooking the hard work they put in.
 
2012-12-20 12:11:39 AM  
Silly white people, blacks aren't going to kill because of a film. Now your car...

/I keed I keed
//lots of derp here
 
2012-12-20 12:14:44 AM  
Quick!  Everybody buy a gun!
 
2012-12-20 12:21:42 AM  

Lionel Mandrake: Yeah?  Wanna fight about it?

 
THEM'S FIGHTIN' WORDS!
 
*breaks chair over  Lionel Mandrake's head*

 
2012-12-20 12:22:03 AM  
I want to make a movie about over-sensitive conservatives freaking out about stuff so they can then freak out about my movie. It'll be like dividing by zero.
 
2012-12-20 12:26:29 AM  

Mentat: Lionel Mandrake: hubiestubert: Weaver95: Mentat: Weaver95: In other words, white European civilization is the root of evil and imperial subjugation around the world.

wow.  I must be some kind of badass motherf*cker.


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[i1282.photobucket.com image 782x600]
I can't imagine where they would get such ideas.

hey, i'm PROUD of my whiteness and evil world conquering genetic heritage.  if you tell me i'm evil, I consider that a compliment.

I am Irish-German and Japanese. In the end, I am the genetic Perfect Storm for a rowdy drunk...

Yeah?  Wanna fight about it?

Scotch-Irish/German here

Scots-Irish, German and CHEROKEE.  Bring it motherfarkers.


Puerto Rican/Sicilian

//As my Uncle said "that makes me to lazy to kill you"
 
2012-12-20 12:26:35 AM  

Dr.Zom: I want to make a movie about over-sensitive conservatives freaking out about stuff so they can then freak out about my movie. It'll be like dividing by zero.


You're too late, they already made Atlas Shrugged and it bombed.
 
2012-12-20 12:26:52 AM  
Well, he's just shooting slave owning scumbags.. oh wait, isn't that what Republicans aspire to be?

Perhaps they should change goals then.
 
2012-12-20 12:27:33 AM  
Well, this will quickly devolve into a Stormfront thread.
 
*pops smoke*
 
2012-12-20 12:31:25 AM  

Alphax: Well, he's just shooting slave owning scumbags.. oh wait, isn't that what Republicans aspire to be?

 
Perhaps they should change goals then.
 
I think you mean "job creators".
 
2012-12-20 12:34:08 AM  
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2012-12-20 12:35:47 AM  

Mentat: Alphax: Well, he's just shooting slave owning scumbags.. oh wait, isn't that what Republicans aspire to be?

Perhaps they should change goals then.

I think you mean "job creators".


I may understand Republican special words, but I try not to use them.
 
2012-12-20 12:41:47 AM  
wow,same reaction that newsotainment was mentioning before with the machete release a couple of years ago wasn't it?
 
2012-12-20 12:53:50 AM  
"I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see,
I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see.
When I kill all the whities I see, then whitey he won't bother me,
I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see.
Then I'll get a white woman who's wearing a navy blue sweater.."
 
2012-12-20 01:04:47 AM  

nmrsnr: phaseolus: ...star Jamie Foxx's monologue on Saturday Night Live a little over a week ago, in which he joked about being excited "to kill all the white people in the movie." ... In a typical NewsBusters post, Noel Sheppard cluelessly wrote, "Imagine the uproar if a white actor joked about killing all the black people in a new film he was starring in."
 
 
It's funny when a black actor makes that joke. A white guy joking about killing all the black people, that's not funny.
 
I invite Clueless Noel Sheppard to ponder why that's the case.

 
I don't know what you're talking about, Tarantino's last movie was about some Jews killing a whole bunch of Germans, and people loved it. I'm sure people would love a movie just as much about a bunch of Germans killing a whole bunch of Jews, right?
 
Noel, you've got my back on this one, right?

 
Inglourious Basterds: Nominated for Best Picture Oscar
Schindler's List: Won Best Picture Oscar
 
Looks like people did like it more.
 
2012-12-20 01:06:39 AM  

Shostie: Man, just imagine the freak out if they made I Spit On Your Grave today.


Funny you should mention that.
 
2012-12-20 01:15:10 AM  

robohobo: [d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net image 460x235]


I think the difference is that black people spent centuries being told they shouldn't like being black and that it made them lesser. Kind of like gay pride versus straight pride, or women's pride, etc.
 
If your entire race is denigrated in your own country and you finally have the guts to say, "No. I'm not ashamed. I'm happy with me.", that isn't racist. It's not inherently racist to proclaim that you like being white either, but it's certainly odd and has no similar context.
 
2012-12-20 01:15:48 AM  

NewportBarGuy: Well, this will quickly devolve into a Stormfront thread.
 
*pops smoke*


What, you got something against the Dresden Files?
 
2012-12-20 01:30:31 AM  

hubiestubert: Weaver95: Mentat: Weaver95: In other words, white European civilization is the root of evil and imperial subjugation around the world.  
 
wow.  I must be some kind of badass motherf*cker.
 
 
[i1282.photobucket.com image 500x520]
 
[i1282.photobucket.com image 782x600]
I can't imagine where they would get such ideas.

hey, i'm PROUD of my whiteness and evil world conquering genetic heritage.  if you tell me i'm evil, I consider that a compliment.

I am Irish-German and Japanese. In the end, I am the genetic Perfect Storm for a rowdy drunk...


Scotch-Irish, English, Swedish (mom's side); Hungarian, Austrian and Italian (dad's side). BUT, that's deceptive, because my maternal grandmother's people were FFVs: slaveholding Virginia bluebloods till the ridgerunners had enough back in 1863 and broke away with West By God Virginia; and everyone else were a bunch of steerage-crossing immigrants. Variously lumberjacks, coal miners and itinerant entertainers.
 
Genetically that makes me American. No other way to describe it.
 
2012-12-20 01:33:05 AM  

Mentat: Lionel Mandrake: hubiestubert: Weaver95: Mentat: Weaver95: In other words, white European civilization is the root of evil and imperial subjugation around the world.  
 
wow.  I must be some kind of badass motherf*cker.
 
 
[i1282.photobucket.com image 500x520]
 
[i1282.photobucket.com image 782x600]
I can't imagine where they would get such ideas.
 
hey, i'm PROUD of my whiteness and evil world conquering genetic heritage.  if you tell me i'm evil, I consider that a compliment.
 
I am Irish-German and Japanese. In the end, I am the genetic Perfect Storm for a rowdy drunk...
 
Yeah?  Wanna fight about it?
 
Scotch-Irish/German here
 
Scots-Irish, German and CHEROKEE.  Bring it motherfarkers.


Irish, German, Swedish, and French! Bring it on - oh wait. No. My French genes just made me wave the white flag.
 
2012-12-20 01:34:09 AM  

Wayne 985: robohobo: [d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net image 460x235]

I think the difference is that black people spent centuries being told they shouldn't like being black and that it made them lesser. Kind of like gay pride versus straight pride, or women's pride, etc.

If your entire race is denigrated in your own country and you finally have the guts to say, "No. I'm not ashamed. I'm happy with me.", that isn't racist. It's not inherently racist to proclaim that you like being white either, but it's certainly odd and has no similar context.


Racist.

Other than that, I strongly agree.
 
2012-12-20 01:41:28 AM  

shanrick: "I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whiteys I see,
I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whiteys I see.
When I kill all the whiteys I see, then whitey he won't bother me,
I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whiteys I see.
Then I'll get a white woman who's wearing a navy blue sweater.."


NewportBarGuy: They should be more afraid of Pluto Nash...


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I live in a shanty in the shantytown.
We have no money so we had to sleep on the ground.
I played the music. My father he dig a ditch.
My mother she do laundry life sure was a biatch.

But 'till we killed the white people. Ooh we gun make them hurt.
Kill the white people yea. But buy my record first.
Ooh yea. Why don't you buy my record?

We sing of freedom and ooh equality.
But we really don't care we just want money money money.
We want to drive in a big black limosine.
Get so high off ganja we cant even see.
and then we kill the white people. Ooh we gunna make them hurt.
Kill the white people. Yea. Ooh but buy my record first ooh.

When u go in the record store. We gunna wait outside.
We gunna hit them in the head with a bat and make them cry.
but 'till we kill the white people.
Yea but buy my record first.



Black people...massacring whiteys since 1975.
 
2012-12-20 01:45:50 AM  
Awful lot of whiny honkeys in this thread.
 
2012-12-20 01:53:03 AM  
Since this is the white-peoples confessional thread, I am dutch-swede-german-italian-scotch a Northern European mutt with a healthy dose of something almond-eyed and hairless. (Not sure from where, exactly) So really, American sums me up.
 
2012-12-20 02:02:59 AM  
Local morning radio show made a good point. Don't go see this at a Magic Johnson Theater.
 
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