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(Mirror.co.uk)   If living in a tree for nine months doesn't convince your wife to apologize for cheating on you, perhaps your best move would be just to leaf   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 53
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2012-12-19 07:23:08 PM
What a sap.
 
2012-12-19 09:21:49 PM
i1079.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-19 09:36:47 PM
Or you could just branch out.
 
2012-12-19 10:48:09 PM
I'd tap that.
 
2012-12-19 11:42:33 PM

PhiloeBedoe: [i1079.photobucket.com image 341x294]


You beat me. So why don't you make like a woman driver and get lost.
 
2012-12-19 11:47:57 PM
Maybe I've been drinking too much, but I'm not seeing where he's going with this.

Am I just not getting it? How is it supposed to work?
 
2012-12-19 11:50:25 PM
I don't he's at the root of the problem, yet.
 
2012-12-19 11:50:25 PM
She cheats on him, and HE lives in the tree?

This guy is all bark, no bite.
 
2012-12-19 11:51:42 PM
Things will change come Fall.
 
2012-12-19 11:52:55 PM
Police say he hasn't done anything wrong, yet he relieves himself from the tree. Surely that can't be legal. Or sanitary.
 
2012-12-19 11:56:06 PM
Dude needs to go bust a nut on some saplings.
 
2012-12-19 11:56:22 PM
Someone says they're going to live in a tree because of some birch, yew wood think he's all bark. Nope, he's up there pining for her right now. Didn't even spruce up his surroundings. Oaky dokey, but he's acting like an ash if you axe me. Still, I'm stumped as to how to get him down; plum out of ideas. He should talk to one of his elders. Maybe he ginko meet someone else, now that he's poplar.

Also, this.
 
2012-12-19 11:56:29 PM
He's coconuts.
 
2012-12-19 11:56:49 PM
So she left him in the larch.
 
2012-12-19 11:58:33 PM
Some honky messin' with his ol' lady...must cold runnin' upside down his head, you know?
 
2012-12-19 11:59:05 PM

JohnAnnArbor: Police say he hasn't done anything wrong, yet he relieves himself from the tree. Surely that can't be legal. Or sanitary.


my sentiments exactly. except i used poop and arrested.
 
2012-12-19 11:59:54 PM
cdn.ebaumsworld.com

Recent picture of his wife.
 
2012-12-20 12:00:16 AM
I'm going out on a limb here, I think, but I don't this marriage is going to last.
 
2012-12-20 12:00:42 AM
Subby... that headline was treemanduhs.
 
2012-12-20 12:00:43 AM
Maybe he should show her the back of his palm.
 
2012-12-20 12:01:13 AM
"The man, known only as Sanjay, walked in on his partner and a next-door neighbour in their Mumbai home."
 
 
Mumbaisexual problems.
 
2012-12-20 12:03:13 AM
I woodn't apologize, either.
 
2012-12-20 12:08:08 AM
Leaf that farkin birch.
 
2012-12-20 12:08:32 AM
MAN (walking in on wife and neighbor): "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!? SAY YOU'RE SORRY"
WIFE: "No."
MAN: "I MUST NOW FIND A TREE."
 
2012-12-20 12:08:57 AM

Precision Boobery: Someone says they're going to live in a tree because of some birch, yew wood think he's all bark. Nope, he's up there pining for her right now. Didn't even spruce up his surroundings. Oaky dokey, but he's acting like an ash if you axe me. Still, I'm stumped as to how to get him down; plum out of ideas. He should talk to one of his elders. Maybe he ginko meet someone else, now that he's poplar.

Also, this.


I don't know if I should groan or give you a high five.
 
2012-12-20 12:14:51 AM

Ringo48: Maybe I've been drinking too much, but I'm not seeing where he's going with this.

Am I just not getting it? How is it supposed to work?



Severely depressed people can do some odd shiat sometimes.
 
2012-12-20 12:15:20 AM

Precision Boobery: Someone says they're going to live in a tree because of some birch, yew wood think he's all bark. Nope, he's up there pining for her right now. Didn't even spruce up his surroundings. Oaky dokey, but he's acting like an ash if you axe me. Still, I'm stumped as to how to get him down; plum out of ideas. He should talk to one of his elders. Maybe he ginko meet someone else, now that he's poplar.

Also, this.


Ye Gods.
You're either due for a good smiting or an Arboreal Oscar, I'll let the Ent decide.
 
2012-12-20 12:17:04 AM
I'm NOT SORRY!
 
2012-12-20 12:17:32 AM
I think she is just being prudent. If there is fruit up there, she could be tempted and who knows what could happen.
 
2012-12-20 12:19:24 AM
At least he's not in the tree because he refused to eat his dinner.

/obscure?
 
2012-12-20 12:27:35 AM

JohnAnnArbor: Police say he hasn't done anything wrong, yet he relieves himself from the tree. Surely that can't be legal. Or sanitary.


Remember this is India we're talking about. The sanitation standards there are a bit below what folks in the west might expect.
I am guessing the tree is on his own property, in which case he can eat and piss in it all he wants.
 
2012-12-20 12:31:09 AM
Man, this guy's some kind of a TREE or somethin'! Who's with me?!

/leaves room while dusting off shoulder
 
2012-12-20 12:32:45 AM
To be fair, not saying sorry is a bit of shiatty thing to do.
 
2012-12-20 12:36:30 AM

Sobekneferu: JohnAnnArbor: Police say he hasn't done anything wrong, yet he relieves himself from the tree. Surely that can't be legal. Or sanitary.

Remember this is India we're talking about. The sanitation standards there are a bit below what folks in the west might expect.
I am guessing the tree is on his own property,
in which case he can eat and piss in it all he wants.

 
2012-12-20 12:49:28 AM

bingethinker: So she left him in the larch.


Say no more...know what I mean?
 
2012-12-20 12:58:16 AM
well in all fairness I heard heather Locklear could be a coont.

Also the father is he stayed did come of as lame before he planted his seed from his branch into her petals
Link
 
2012-12-20 01:01:45 AM
blogging.typepad.com

static.flickr.com
 
2012-12-20 01:03:25 AM

picturescrazy: Precision Boobery: Someone says they're going to live in a tree because of some birch, yew wood think he's all bark. Nope, he's up there pining for her right now. Didn't even spruce up his surroundings. Oaky dokey, but he's acting like an ash if you axe me. Still, I'm stumped as to how to get him down; plum out of ideas. He should talk to one of his elders. Maybe he ginko meet someone else, now that he's poplar.

Also, this.

I don't know if I should groan or give you a high five.


Palm to palm, if you will.
 
2012-12-20 01:09:20 AM

Even With A Chainsaw: At least he's not in the tree because he refused to eat his dinner.

/obscure?


lawrenceofacademia.files.wordpress.com


Came in here to mention it myself, and to call the guy in TFA a slacker.
 
2012-12-20 01:14:04 AM

Ringo48: Maybe I've been drinking too much, but I'm not seeing where he's going with this.

Am I just not getting it? How is it supposed to work?


Nieghbors feed him. Likely at first out of sympathy. Now he is a local celeb/gossip point/kook/landmark and its tradition/entertainment.
 
2012-12-20 01:47:00 AM
Lets just hope nobody takes the staircar.
 
2012-12-20 02:25:05 AM
If he'd spent nine months on some foreplay, maybe this wouldn't have happened.

/Colonel Angus
 
2012-12-20 03:21:38 AM
Idiot.  Toss her shiat out the front door and change the locks.  The c00nt doesn't deserve to live in your home.
 
2012-12-20 03:50:10 AM
I guess he aint no tree top lover, then.
 
2012-12-20 06:20:41 AM

Precision Boobery: Nope, he's up there pining for her right now.


Winner.
 
2012-12-20 06:21:48 AM

JohnAnnArbor: Police say he hasn't done anything wrong, yet he relieves himself from the tree. Surely that can't be legal. Or sanitary.


India.
 
2012-12-20 07:52:00 AM
I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair;
but by turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing.
I converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the morning!
 
2012-12-20 08:27:59 AM

Cheeses H Rice: I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair;
but by turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing.
I converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the morning!


Damn it...I should have thought of that.
 
2012-12-20 09:28:04 AM
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-20 11:07:02 AM

Gunny Walker: [img.photobucket.com image 720x405]


That's why you never get out of the tree.
 
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