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(Phenomenica)   Made for FARK Headline: "Scientists decode why humans are intelligent than chimps" (sic)   (phenomenica.com) divider line 85
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2012-12-19 10:34:17 PM  

Pray 4 Mojo: Ya'll are arguing like chimps.


Not enough poo-flinging.
 
2012-12-19 10:34:23 PM  

Snapper Carr:
I know, right? It's almost like there's a context double standard that makes the second racist and the first one not racist.


FTFY.

It's kinda like the double standard where a white-on-black gang rape would be considered racist if one ever happened, but actual black-on-white gang rapes aren't considered racist.
 
2012-12-19 10:35:52 PM  

Wulfman: diaphoresis: Stone Meadow: HaywoodJablonski: Englebert Slaptyback: HaywoodJablonski

sic is for spelling errors, not sentence structure gaffes

/pedant


Pedants, unlike you, tend to be correct.

'Sic' is used to indicate that any mistakes were present in the original text and were not the work of the quote-talking-guy. Its use is not limited to spelling errors.

I think you mean "it's".

No.. ITS. " It's " is a contraction for IT IS. 'IT IS USE' is grammatically incorrect.


Not sure if [thatsthejoke.jpg] or [Iseewhatyoudidthere.jpg]


Shhhh.... trolling.... you'll scare the fish away
 
2012-12-19 10:39:53 PM  

megarian: bongmiester: megarian: Your kidding me.


your funny

*you're. Go back to school.



your not getting the joke
 
2012-12-19 10:42:29 PM  

It's Me Bender: Snapper Carr:
I know, right? It's almost like there's a context double standard that makes the second racist and the first one not racist.

FTFY.

It's kinda like the double standard where a white-on-black gang rape would be considered racist if one ever happened, but actual black-on-white gang rapes aren't considered racist.



Both can be racist, neither is intrinsically racist.

/like I said, context.
 
2012-12-19 10:44:55 PM  

doglover: Bonobos are chimps. Republicans are humans.

Clearly chimps have the higher IQ.


Bonobos are not chimps. Different species altogether. They were referred to as "pygmy chimps" but are as distinct from chimps as chimps are from humans.

It's like saying that coyotes are wolves and that Republicans are jackals. That is incorrect because coyotes and wolves are cousins rather than one being a subset of the other.
 
2012-12-19 10:52:19 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Pray 4 Mojo: Ya'll are arguing like chimps.

Not enough poo-flinging.


go to the politics tab, it been full of feces projectiles since at least 2004
 
2012-12-19 11:29:50 PM  

megarian: bongmiester: megarian: Your kidding me.


your funny

*you're. Go back to school.


www.lolbrary.com

/your welcome
 
2012-12-19 11:36:34 PM  
Made for FARK Headline: "Scientists decode why humans are more powerful rockets microscope intelligent than chimps" (sick)

ftfy
 
2012-12-19 11:55:35 PM  

Stone Meadow: This whole meme has run its course. How's 'bout we concentrate on something important, like her boobs...


Ibid, your honor

/ibid means 'likewise, see above reference/same source as aforementioned'
 
2012-12-20 12:02:44 AM  
img254.imageshack.us
 
2012-12-20 12:05:56 AM  
I accidentally a primate,
 
2012-12-20 12:12:45 AM  
what should I do... is this dangerous?
 
2012-12-20 12:16:02 AM  
What's really annoying me is the space at the beginning of the first paragraph. I took a look around and the rest of the articles on this site do that too. Ugh
 
2012-12-20 12:32:15 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: I hate every chimp I see, from chimpan-a to chimpan-z.


That joke killed more brain cells than the bourbon I'm drinking.
 
2012-12-20 12:43:49 AM  

bongmiester: megarian: bongmiester: megarian: Your kidding me.


your funny

*you're. Go back to school.


your not getting the joke


You keep spelling it wrong! If you can't spell it wright than go back on Facebook.
 
2012-12-20 12:44:37 AM  

WordsnCollision: megarian: bongmiester: megarian: Your kidding me.


your funny

*you're. Go back to school.



/your welcome


....that was the joke... But thanks!
 
2012-12-20 12:45:54 AM  

megarian: WordsnCollision: megarian: bongmiester: megarian: Your kidding me.


your funny

*you're. Go back to school.



/your welcome

....that was the joke... But thanks!


Wow. Image fail. Mobile device detected.

I need too go two bed.
 
2012-12-20 01:29:05 AM  

Sgt Oddball: Scientists decode why humans are intelligentherd than chimps?!

Fixed.



/sigh......
 
2012-12-20 01:33:23 AM  

Englebert Slaptyback: HaywoodJablonski

sic is for spelling errors, not sentence structure gaffes

/pedant


Pedants, unlike you, tend to be correct.

'Sic' is used to indicate that any mistakes were present in the original text and were not the work of the quote-talking-guy. Its It's'es use is are not limited to spelling errors.



/very sic farker.......
 
2012-12-20 01:39:28 AM  

Pray 4 Mojo: Ya'll are arguing like chimps.



Who peeled *your* banana backwards???
 
2012-12-20 02:00:46 AM  

Snapper Carr: It's Me Bender: Snapper Carr:
I know, right? It's almost like there's a context double standard that makes the second racist and the first one not racist.

FTFY.

It's kinda like the double standard where a white-on-black gang rape would be considered racist if one ever happened, but actual black-on-white gang rapes aren't considered racist.


Both can be racist, neither is intrinsically racist.

/like I said, context.


Both ARE gang rape though, so there's that


/9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape
 
2012-12-20 02:54:18 AM  

Brainsick: Snapper Carr: It's Me Bender: Snapper Carr:
I know, right? It's almost like there's a context double standard that makes the second racist and the first one not racist.

FTFY.

It's kinda like the double standard where a white-on-black gang rape would be considered racist if one ever happened, but actual black-on-white gang rapes aren't considered racist.


Both can be racist, neither is intrinsically racist.

/like I said, context.

Both ARE gang rape though, so there's that


/9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape


The other one has a very small penis.
 
2012-12-20 03:25:27 AM  

BolloxReader: doglover: Bonobos are chimps. Republicans are humans.

Clearly chimps have the higher IQ.

Bonobos are not chimps.


The bonobo (/bəˈnoʊboʊ/ or /ˈbɒnəboʊ/), Pan paniscus, previously called the pygmy chimpanzee and less often, the dwarf or gracile chimpanzee,[3] is a great ape and one of the two species making up the genus Pan; the other is Pan troglodytes, or the common chimpanzee. Although the name "chimpanzee" is sometimes used to refer to both species together

They were called chimpanzees for a long time and are one of the only two species in the chimpanzee family, and there are those of us who still call them as such from time to time, like say when making a joke online.

Anyway, humans are the only animal dumb enough to invent the work day, the alarm clock, and pants. Pretty much the whole animal kingdom has us beat for lifestyle.
 
2012-12-20 03:41:47 AM  

It's Me Bender: Snapper Carr:
I know, right? It's almost like there's a context double standard that makes the second racist and the first one not racist.

FTFY.


So, you're admitting that one is racist and the other is not.

It's kinda like the double standard where a white-on-black gang rape would be considered racist if one ever happened, but actual black-on-white gang rapes aren't considered racist.

If someone is busy getting gang raped, the least of their worries is whether the act was racially motivated.
 
2012-12-20 03:51:41 AM  

urban.derelict: SUBMITTER ACCIDENTALLY THE HEADLINE

/its the bluetooth
//but no, seriously, even USB keyboards sometimes fail to register characters


www.ptsdforum.org
 
2012-12-20 04:10:30 AM  

Englebert Slaptyback: "It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times?!?"


God damn it, I can't believe you beat me to it.
 
2012-12-20 06:50:18 AM  

diaphoresis: Stone Meadow: HaywoodJablonski: Englebert Slaptyback: HaywoodJablonski

sic is for spelling errors, not sentence structure gaffes

/pedant


Pedants, unlike you, tend to be correct.

'Sic' is used to indicate that any mistakes were present in the original text and were not the work of the quote-talking-guy. Its use is not limited to spelling errors.

I think you mean "it's".

No.. ITS. " It's " is a contraction for IT IS. 'IT IS USE' is grammatically incorrect.


Why do so many people forget about the possessive use of apostrophes? "It's use" uses the possessive apostrophe.
 
2012-12-20 08:21:41 AM  
This thread delights and amuses me more then a barrel full of monkeys.
 
2012-12-20 08:26:45 AM  

Sgt Oddball: Scientists decode why humans are intelligent

ERATED than chimps

Fixed.


Wrong tense. FTFY
 
2012-12-20 10:26:51 AM  
"This thread has everything: Monkeys, apes, veiled racism, Simpson's references, grammar nazis, trolls, USD cables....."
"What are USD cables?"
"It's when 3 dwarves put on Tron outfits and play double dutch in front of a broken fire hydrant."
media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-20 12:48:14 PM  

KimNorth: It's Me Bender: [img11.imageshack.us image 640x444]
The evidence...

OMG! That's Racist! Oh, wait...he is white and oh wait wait so is Obama...brain hurt.....how does that work??


Well you see it has to do with african people being compared to chimps and gorillas for a very long time that makes comparing a black person racist. Ape Comparisons are not necessarily in of themselves a racist thing.

Much the way tying a nose to an old tree is not in and of itself an old thing. but the second you start pointing at it and gesturing to black folk who are walking by it becomes a racist thing.


Should not of typed this with out any coffee in my system. Far to many grammar siths and pseudo grammar siths about.
 
2012-12-20 03:11:36 PM  
Libs rapidly fill their brains with the stupid economic theories and historical lies promulgated by other libs.

Then they say, because some libs agree with them, they must be right, and more intelligent.

Libs really have malformed intellect. If they did not, they could get by without needing to interfere with other peoples' lives.
 
2012-12-20 08:20:22 PM  

ronin7: Much the way tying a nose to an old tree is not in and of itself an old thing. but the second you start pointing at it and gesturing to black folk who are walking by it becomes a racist thing.


si0.twimg.com

LOL wut? Tying a nose to a tree?
 
2012-12-21 08:49:14 AM  
Phenomenica has since fixed the error in question. And ruined everyone's fun.
 
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