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(Phenomenica)   Made for FARK Headline: "Scientists decode why humans are intelligent than chimps" (sic)   (phenomenica.com) divider line 85
    More: Ironic, chimps, white matter, macaques, great apes  
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2012-12-19 07:35:01 PM  
Bonobos are chimps. Republicans are humans.

Clearly chimps have the higher IQ.
 
2012-12-19 07:42:51 PM  
miscellaneous11.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-19 08:55:19 PM  

bongmiester: [miscellaneous11.files.wordpress.com image 435x326]


Meta-Nazi: should that be "Grammar Sith"
 
2012-12-19 08:56:51 PM  

doglover: Bonobos are chimps. Republicans are humans.

Clearly chimps have the higher IQ.


i.imgur.com

You're a few tabs over from where you need to be.
 
2012-12-19 08:59:13 PM  
Scientists decode why humans are intelligentER than chimps

Fixed.
 
2012-12-19 08:59:14 PM  
haha. Second then/than typo I seen today.
 
2012-12-19 09:00:49 PM  
... or not, either way.
 
2012-12-19 09:01:52 PM  
"What's really unique about us is that our brains experience rapid establishment of connectivity in the first two years of life,"
 
2012-12-19 09:02:03 PM  
Hmmmm... extended infantile and juvenile growth patterns? Can we say "neoteny"?
 
2012-12-19 09:02:11 PM  

Dear Jerk: haha. Second then/than typo I seen today.

 
 
...ummm... what?
 
2012-12-19 09:02:42 PM  

GeneralJim: ... or not, either way.

 
 
What's the Urantia Book say about it?
 
2012-12-19 09:02:51 PM  
Scientists decode why humans are intelligent than then chimps.
 
Humans first, chimps second.
 
2012-12-19 09:09:50 PM  

Dear Jerk: haha. Second then/than typo I seen today.



That's funny, because yours is the first I've seen today.
 
It's also the first "I seen" I've seen today.
 
Unless ... have I been trolled?
 
2012-12-19 09:13:04 PM  
UGH
THAN

images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-12-19 09:13:13 PM  

impaler: Scientists decode why humans are intelligent than then chimps.

Humans first, chimps second.


Almost there... a little more...
 
2012-12-19 09:13:16 PM  

MadAzza: Dear Jerk: haha. Second then/than typo I seen today.


That's funny, because yours is the first I've seen today.

It's also the first "I seen" I've seen today.

Unless ... have I been trolled?


Either way it's gold
 
2012-12-19 09:15:12 PM  
yeah, but can a chimp the whole thing?

thought so.
 
2012-12-19 09:16:51 PM  
FTFA: "...we undergo a massive explosion in white matter growth..."

So we masturbate more. *shrug* Case closed.
 
2012-12-19 09:16:58 PM  
Is it because of that 10% bee in our DNA?

/not obscure for social psychologists
 
2012-12-19 09:18:14 PM  
www.toplessrobot.com

www.united-academics.org
 
2012-12-19 09:18:27 PM  
Silly Phenomenica, monkeys are supposed to type, not proofread


/it was the best of times, it was the blurst of times
 
2012-12-19 09:26:08 PM  
SUBMITTER ACCIDENTALLY THE HEADLINE

/its the bluetooth
//but no, seriously, even USB keyboards sometimes fail to register characters
 
2012-12-19 09:28:08 PM  
The monkeys probably have something wrong with the hat that gives them their intelligence.
 
2012-12-19 09:28:26 PM  
sic is for spelling errors, not sentence structure gaffes

/pedant
 
2012-12-19 09:29:45 PM  
"It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times?!?"
 
2012-12-19 09:32:21 PM  
Your kidding me.
 
2012-12-19 09:33:04 PM  

HaywoodJablonski


sic is for spelling errors, not sentence structure gaffes

/pedant


Pedants, unlike you, tend to be correct.

'Sic' is used to indicate that any mistakes were present in the original text and were not the work of the quote-talking-guy. Its use is not limited to spelling errors.
 
2012-12-19 09:33:16 PM  

megarian: Your kidding me.



your funny
 
2012-12-19 09:33:23 PM  
This... This is a troll, right?
 
2012-12-19 09:35:05 PM  

MadAzza: Dear Jerk: haha. Second then/than typo I seen today.


That's funny, because yours is the first I've seen today.
 
It's also the first "I seen" I've seen today.
 
Unless ... have I been trolled?


Thststhejoke.jpg
 
2012-12-19 09:36:14 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: HaywoodJablonski

sic is for spelling errors, not sentence structure gaffes

/pedant


Pedants, unlike you, tend to be correct.

'Sic' is used to indicate that any mistakes were present in the original text and were not the work of the quote-talking-guy. Its use is not limited to spelling errors.


I think you mean "it's".

/pet peave
 
2012-12-19 09:41:23 PM  

bongmiester: megarian: Your kidding me.


your funny


*you're. Go back to school.
 
2012-12-19 09:42:16 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: I think you mean "it's".

 
/pet peave
 
This thread will be chock full of Rotsky. Its inevitable.
 
2012-12-19 09:43:54 PM  
img11.imageshack.us
The evidence...
 
2012-12-19 09:49:26 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: Englebert Slaptyback: HaywoodJablonski

sic is for spelling errors, not sentence structure gaffes

/pedant


Pedants, unlike you, tend to be correct.

'Sic' is used to indicate that any mistakes were present in the original text and were not the work of the quote-talking-guy. Its use is not limited to spelling errors.

I think you mean "it's".

/pet peave


This whole meme has run its course. How's 'bout we concentrate on something important, like her boobs...

i182.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-19 09:50:19 PM  

Gonad the Ballbarian: MadAzza: Dear Jerk: haha. Second then/than typo I seen today.


That's funny, because yours is the first I've seen today.

It's also the first "I seen" I've seen today.

Unless ... have I been trolled?

Either way it's gold



Agreed.
 
2012-12-19 09:56:38 PM  
I hate every chimp I see, from chimpan-a to chimpan-z.
 
2012-12-19 09:57:51 PM  
despite sharing 98 percent of the DNA with chimps

First off, we also share about 40% of DNA with wheat.

Second, this low quality writing is indicative of cheap labor. It's a click fodder site that's probably using writers in the Philippines who'll knock out a crap article like this for $2.
 
2012-12-19 10:02:48 PM  

unchellmatt: Dear Jerk: haha. Second then/than typo I seen today.


...ummm... what?


What a Rotsky.. Capt Do Do

Scientists decode why humans are intelligent inteligent than chimps.
 
2012-12-19 10:03:56 PM  

Stone Meadow: HaywoodJablonski: Englebert Slaptyback: HaywoodJablonski

sic is for spelling errors, not sentence structure gaffes

/pedant


Pedants, unlike you, tend to be correct.

'Sic' is used to indicate that any mistakes were present in the original text and were not the work of the quote-talking-guy. Its use is not limited to spelling errors.

I think you mean "it's".


No.. ITS. " It's " is a contraction for IT IS. 'IT IS USE' is grammatically incorrect.
 
2012-12-19 10:04:34 PM  

It's Me Bender: [img11.imageshack.us image 640x444]
The evidence...


OMG! That's Racist! Oh, wait...he is white and oh wait wait so is Obama...brain hurt.....how does that work??
 
2012-12-19 10:09:21 PM  

diaphoresis: Stone Meadow: HaywoodJablonski: Englebert Slaptyback: HaywoodJablonski

sic is for spelling errors, not sentence structure gaffes

/pedant


Pedants, unlike you, tend to be correct.

'Sic' is used to indicate that any mistakes were present in the original text and were not the work of the quote-talking-guy. Its use is not limited to spelling errors.

I think you mean "it's".

No.. ITS. " It's " is a contraction for IT IS. 'IT IS USE' is grammatically incorrect.



Not sure if [thatsthejoke.jpg] or [Iseewhatyoudidthere.jpg]
 
2012-12-19 10:23:02 PM  

KimNorth: It's Me Bender: [img11.imageshack.us image 640x444]
The evidence...

OMG! That's Racist! Oh, wait...he is white and oh wait wait so is Obama...brain hurt.....how does that work??


fc02.deviantart.net
 
2012-12-19 10:23:29 PM  
Ya'll are arguing like chimps.
 
2012-12-19 10:23:39 PM  

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: doglover: Bonobos are chimps. Republicans are humans.

Clearly chimps have the higher IQ.

[i.imgur.com image 850x513]

You're a few tabs over from where you need to be.


Yeah, but the last time I went into the Politics tab, someone threw poop at me.
 
2012-12-19 10:24:37 PM  
Scientists determine which Farkers really read the actual article and the actual headline.
 
2012-12-19 10:24:50 PM  

It's Me Bender: KimNorth: It's Me Bender: [img11.imageshack.us image 640x444]
The evidence...

OMG! That's Racist! Oh, wait...he is white and oh wait wait so is Obama...brain hurt.....how does that work??

[fc02.deviantart.net image 369x136]


I know, right? It's almost like there's a context that makes the second racist and the first one not racist.
 
2012-12-19 10:25:35 PM  
Monkeys don't like long words and sh*t.
 
2012-12-19 10:28:33 PM  
FTFA: Thy found that chimpanzees and humans both had much more brain development in early life than macaques.

Personally, macaque developed a brain of it's own during puberty.
 
2012-12-19 10:33:32 PM  
It's Me Bender:

In a historical and cultural vacuum, those images would be morally equivalent. However, we do not live in a historical or cultural vacuum. Here's some help:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Racism_in_the_United_States
 
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