cameroncrazy1984: Yeah, everyone knows. Steal the beer and Hot Pockets first
"So much for my career as Tom Berenger's stunt double...."
cretinbob: [cache.blippitt.com image 370x265]
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I could accept that headline until the mention of coffee cakes.Now, I'm not so sure.:-/
shanrick: [i.imgur.com image 192x256]
SlothB77: cameroncrazy1984: Yeah, everyone knows. Steal the beer and Hot Pockets firstEat the coffee cake while waiting for the hot pocket to cook cool.
Langdon Alger: I would leave the car, run to a nearby farm house, have a Dr. Pepper, then call the police.
doczoidberg: Langdon Alger: I would leave the car, run to a nearby farm house, have a Dr. Pepper, then call the police.That's what you're supposed to be in the event of a plane crash, dummy!
Loaf's Tray: I wonder if they were...DRAKE'S coffee cakes...
Gyrfalcon: No, it was the cat. Everyone knows cats don't play.
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Loaf's Tray: I wonder if they were...DRAKE'S coffee cakes...I'm telling you, man, it changes the whole landscape!Gyrfalcon: No, it was the cat. Everyone knows cats don't play.It's not so much "playing" as it is "shining the laser pointer on the ground and laughing hysterically."
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