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(KNUE Tyler)   So, how do you make your living? Oh, just illegally selling deer semen   ( divider line
    More: Followup, Eastern District of Texas, doctoral programs, East Texas, Dr. Raymond Favero  
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2012-12-20 03:33:34 AM  
6 votes:

Baron Harkonnen: AbbeySomeone: "Straw" is a legit unit of measure = to what? TBSP, pixie stick, lid? Please, fill me in here.
I had no idea there was an illegal deer sperm market. I learn so much here.

Yeah, no kidding. I had no idea animal semen was measured in straws. Where the hell did that idea come from?

Well duh. You can't drink it from a glass, you'll get it in your mustache.
2012-12-19 09:01:37 PM  
5 votes:
Deer semen,
How are you? I am fine.
Hope you have a nice Christmas.
2012-12-20 03:17:52 AM  
4 votes:
Wild deer semen?

How did he manage to pull that off?
2012-12-19 09:19:59 PM  
4 votes:
Real go-getter, that guy.  Lotta spunk.
2012-12-20 05:40:57 AM  
3 votes:
Some people will do anything to make a buck.
2012-12-19 07:37:36 PM  
2 votes:
When deer semen is outlawed, only outlaws will have deer semen.
Really, really freaky outlaws.
2012-12-20 08:45:59 AM  
1 vote:

fjnorton: What the.. do you just tie em to a tree and...

Wait I dont want to know

You just wander around the woods looking for old gym socks.
2012-12-20 05:44:38 AM  
1 vote:

sexorcisst: Rudolf with your nose so bright, won't you jizz in this tube tonight.

Then the collector rubbed him, as he shouted out with glee, "Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, I'd go down on you for free!"

//you started it
2012-12-20 05:33:07 AM  
1 vote:
I think "straw" is a buck "roper"

Get off my fawn!
Oh wait....
2012-12-20 05:10:21 AM  
1 vote:
Rudolf with your nose so bright, won't you jizz in this tube tonight.
2012-12-20 04:11:59 AM  
1 vote:
Stag party.
2012-12-20 03:13:24 AM  
1 vote:
The difference between Beer NutsTM and Deer Nuts is that Deer Nuts is always under a buck...
/Try the veal!
2012-12-20 03:06:12 AM  
1 vote:

It's important to have a job that makes a difference.
2012-12-19 09:37:55 PM  
1 vote:
Somewhere in the recesses of CraigsList there must be a category for this sort of thing...
chicago craigslist > jobs > skilled trades/artisan jobs > animals > semen extraction
Experienced deer semen collector.  Fast, discreet service, no questions asked.  500 bucks per buck.  I'm used to dealing with sticky situations and guarantee a satisfactory outcome. Ask about my flexible rates for other species and I'm also available for private parties upon request.
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