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(MLive.com)   Best graduation prank ever. (with video awesomeness)   (mlive.com) divider line 62
    More: Amusing, Grand Valley State University, associate dean, graduation  
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2012-12-19 09:36:06 PM  
I guess you had to be there.
 
2012-12-19 10:13:46 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I guess you had to be there.

 
 
Yeah.

 
2012-12-20 12:32:55 AM  

Apos: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I guess you had to be there.


Yeah.


There's video.
 
2012-12-20 12:33:46 AM  
The best graduation prank is getting the head administrator's wife pregnant.
 
2012-12-20 12:34:32 AM  
Frick-en-awesome!
 
2012-12-20 12:34:53 AM  

JohnAnnArbor: Apos: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I guess you had to be there.


Yeah.

There's video.


 
I know.
 
2012-12-20 12:40:05 AM  
Cute. That's about it.
 
2012-12-20 12:42:21 AM  

Apos: JohnAnnArbor: Apos: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I guess you had to be there.


Yeah.

There's video.

 
I know.


Is it really even a prank? Seems more like an inside joke for her friends and family. It's not like anyone else at graduation cares about the name of undergrad degree recipient #436.
 
2012-12-20 12:58:22 AM  
Pig #2 unavailable for comment
 
2012-12-20 12:58:47 AM  
whats frick-en-awsome is the debt pile associated with getting a useless B.A. in English.
 
2012-12-20 01:01:03 AM  
Hey, got to give it to the girl... Most girls are lame
 
2012-12-20 01:07:02 AM  
Best graduation prank ever at Grand Valley State University.
 
2012-12-20 01:09:46 AM  
It must suck having Frick as a last name. But it sure beats having Hanjob as a last name like my ex.
 
2012-12-20 01:13:09 AM  
The best prank at my school. 2 girls thought it would be hilarious to pour cooking oil all over the hallway in a fairly dim area of a hall. Word got back to the school officials that they did it shortly afterwards. The principal tore them to pieces about how someone could have been seriously harmed, he told them that they wouldn't be graduating are were going to be expelled after notifying the parents. The girls were then told to clean up the oil they spilled all over the hallway. They were balling their eyes out the whole time, once they completed the task the principal told them it was a joke.
 
2012-12-20 01:15:27 AM  

Tenatra: The best prank at my school. 2 girls thought it would be hilarious to pour cooking oil all over the hallway in a fairly dim area of a hall. Word got back to the school officials that they did it shortly afterwards. The principal tore them to pieces about how someone could have been seriously harmed, he told them that they wouldn't be graduating are were going to be expelled after notifying the parents. The girls were then told to clean up the oil they spilled all over the hallway. They were balling their eyes out the whole time, once they completed the task the principal told them it was a joke.


They kinda should have been expelled... A hard floor covered in cooking oil is a recipe for severe head trauma. That's not a prank, that's attempted murder.
 
2012-12-20 01:24:53 AM  

Tenatra: The best prank at my school. 2 girls thought it would be hilarious to pour cooking oil all over the hallway in a fairly dim area of a hall. Word got back to the school officials that they did it shortly afterwards. The principal tore them to pieces about how someone could have been seriously harmed, he told them that they wouldn't be graduating are were going to be expelled after notifying the parents. The girls were then told to clean up the oil they spilled all over the hallway. They were balling their eyes out the whole time, once they completed the task the principal told them it was a joke.


Surprised they weren't actually expelled for that, but I admire their ability to multitask.
 
2012-12-20 01:25:55 AM  
I think it was classy! I like how the announcer almost caught himself but decided to go with it anyway - after all, protocol says to just read it as written.
 
2012-12-20 01:26:11 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Tenatra: The best prank at my school. 2 girls thought it would be hilarious to pour cooking oil all over the hallway in a fairly dim area of a hall. Word got back to the school officials that they did it shortly afterwards. The principal tore them to pieces about how someone could have been seriously harmed, he told them that they wouldn't be graduating are were going to be expelled after notifying the parents. The girls were then told to clean up the oil they spilled all over the hallway. They were balling their eyes out the whole time, once they completed the task the principal told them it was a joke.

They kinda should have been expelled... A hard floor covered in cooking oil is a recipe for severe head trauma. That's not a prank, that's attempted murder.


Best way to counter that type of thing is to give cooking oil to everyone and train them how to use it.

/no idea
 
2012-12-20 01:27:26 AM  
Subby has apparently never heard of CalArts. Here's a prank which took 12 hours of hiding under the stage, opening a hole with a chainsaw just for starters... Link
 
2012-12-20 01:29:30 AM  
At my graduation, we handed in cards with both name and major. The loudest applause (from the graduating class, anyway) went to the guy who spent four years working diligently in the field of Recreational Pharmacology.
 
2012-12-20 01:34:54 AM  

common sense is an oxymoron: At my graduation, we handed in cards with both name and major. The loudest applause (from the graduating class, anyway) went to the guy who spent four years working diligently in the field of Recreational Pharmacology.


i45.tinypic.com
 
2012-12-20 01:42:20 AM  

Precision Boobery: Surprised they weren't actually expelled for that, but I admire their ability to multitask.


It would have probably been that way if they actually hurt someone. They did it during the middle of a class block so they got damn lucky that no one ended up stepping outside the class in that wing. Traffic had to be rerouted out the exit and around the building because they were there for a few hours.
 
2012-12-20 01:42:35 AM  
I'm Ron Burgundy?
 
2012-12-20 01:43:27 AM  
No.

The best prank ever would be filling up Fark's main page with NY Jets links.
 
2012-12-20 01:45:31 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Tenatra: The best prank at my school. 2 girls thought it would be hilarious to pour cooking oil all over the hallway in a fairly dim area of a hall. Word got back to the school officials that they did it shortly afterwards. The principal tore them to pieces about how someone could have been seriously harmed, he told them that they wouldn't be graduating are were going to be expelled after notifying the parents. The girls were then told to clean up the oil they spilled all over the hallway. They were balling their eyes out the whole time, once they completed the task the principal told them it was a joke.

They kinda should have been expelled... A hard floor covered in cooking oil is a recipe for severe head trauma. That's not a prank, that's attempted murder.


In college, some folks had a food fight. I walked in after it was over and skidded 10 feet on a hard floor covered in oil. The bruise was the size of a cantaloupe. Thanks asshats.
 
2012-12-20 01:52:01 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: They kinda should have been expelled... A hard floor covered in cooking oil is a recipe for severe head trauma. That's not a prank, that's attempted murder.


Yea I wasn't saying the girls had the best prank, I was directing that portion to the principal. Needless to say the girls didn't think it was funny. The rest of the school, however, found it to be quite amusing.
 
2012-12-20 02:12:15 AM  
High school girls. Oil. Balling.


/will have a seat over there
 
2012-12-20 02:36:25 AM  
Ms Frick looks reasonably hot. Why do we not have her spring break facebook bikini pics?
 
Wake up Farkers.
 
2012-12-20 02:47:20 AM  

RDixon: No.

The best prank ever would be filling up Fark's main page with NY Jets links.


You are confusing 'prank' with 'cruel and unusual punishment'. Unless... oh, are you Aston Kutcher?
 
2012-12-20 02:48:29 AM  
Yes to be fair, this is probably the most exciting thing to happen to GVSU after their thrilling DII football victories a few years ago...
 
2012-12-20 03:09:34 AM  
I tried something similar at my graduation. The teacher knew me and didn't fall for it. It was worth a shot!
 
2012-12-20 03:46:14 AM  
potatoe
 
2012-12-20 04:05:45 AM  

Infobahn: Cute. That's about it.


Cute is all a prank should be if it has a broader reach than just you and a couple friends. Anything more is douchebaggery.
 
2012-12-20 04:15:33 AM  
I couldn't hear a word of my graduation ceremony. biatches around me were all on their cell phones yelling "I'm over here!" And waving at the stands. The. whole. time. Made me wanna tell the kids to get off my lawn. I'm a cranky old man in a young female body.
 
2012-12-20 04:17:46 AM  

o'really: I'm a cranky old man in a young female body.


You sicko!
 
2012-12-20 04:27:41 AM  
Old guys gonna old guy.

Seriously, if you're not amused, just let it go and move on with your life. 6.5/10, in my opinion but let's not pretend we all did better. I just showed up to graduation hungover.
 
2012-12-20 04:29:50 AM  
FTFA: "Go out with a bang, I say."
 
I'd go out with and bang her.
 
GBB
2012-12-20 05:44:20 AM  

deanayer: whats frick-en-awsome is the debt pile associated with getting a useless B.A. in English.


She's going to be a teacher, so hopefully it's not useless.

You ever hear that phrase, "Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach."? It's backwards for English majors. "Those who can, teach. Those who can't, work as 'journalists'."
 
2012-12-20 06:08:13 AM  
How did they get John Tesh to call out the names?
 
2012-12-20 06:12:25 AM  
that sucked
 
2012-12-20 07:14:16 AM  
Subby should be ashamed for being so dishonest.
 
2012-12-20 07:28:00 AM  
That was great!
 
2012-12-20 07:39:52 AM  
I think Sunday Christen Storm Matustic was the better prank.
 
2012-12-20 08:30:17 AM  
My graduation prank was pretty funny.
 
See, when the families of all the graduates had assembled in the gym for our ceremony, a handful of us seniors locked to doors to the school from the outside and set the place on fire.
 
Oh, you should have heard the screams.
 
 It was HILARIOUS!
 
2012-12-20 08:38:52 AM  

jmr61: Ms Frick looks reasonably hot. Why do we not have her spring break facebook bikini pics?
 
Wake up Farkers.


Seconded
 
2012-12-20 08:40:43 AM  

GBB: deanayer: whats frick-en-awsome is the debt pile associated with getting a useless B.A. in English.

She's going to be a teacher, so hopefully it's not useless.

You ever hear that phrase, "Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach."? It's backwards for English majors. "Those who can, teach. Those who can't, work as 'journalists'."


Mostly the same with equivalent incomes to try to pay off their massive school debts.
 
2012-12-20 08:54:27 AM  
Gee subby, thanks for that "greatest ever" addition, I am sure somewhere, on some level that "prank" was slightly better then the meh inducing bore that I just wasted my time watching.
 
2012-12-20 09:00:10 AM  

o'really: I couldn't hear a word of my graduation ceremony. biatches around me were all on their cell phones yelling "I'm over here!" And waving at the stands. The. whole. time. Made me wanna tell the kids to get off my lawn. I'm a cranky old man in a young female body.


Wut? You want a cranky old man, in your young female body?

How *YOU* doin'?

/ OK, so 29 ain't that old, but I make up for it with cranky!
 
2012-12-20 09:02:27 AM  
That's straight out of Reader's Digest Laughter the Best Medicine.
 
2012-12-20 09:10:00 AM  
When I graduated from college in 1981, my parents had given me my graduation present before the ceremony:   A Sony Walkman (they had just hit the market around then).    I wore the headphones under my cap when I got my diploma.   The president of the university chuckled.   I didn't think anybody else noticed until a few years later when I was working at a job and my boss's boss whose son also went to the university made some comment about my headphones.   I guess it wasn't totally unnoticed (there were only about 50 electrical engineers in my graduating class).
 
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