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(CBS Chicago)   Seven charged in Chuck E. Cheese brawl. whew...glad to hear that things are getting back to normal   (chicago.cbslocal.com) divider line 32
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2012-12-19 09:27:21 PM  
Where a kid can be a  kid mortified  witness to incredibly bad adult behavior.
 
2012-12-20 05:28:16 AM  
Bail is set at 5,000 tokens.
 
2012-12-20 05:31:15 AM  
Steel cage ball pen blowout.
 
2012-12-20 05:37:16 AM  
King of the cheese must have been off that day.
 
2012-12-20 05:43:55 AM  
And the man in the back said, "Everyone attack!" and it turned into a ballroom blitz!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzpWJx3I2DY
 
2012-12-20 06:03:01 AM  
Ever been maced in the ball pit... ON WEED?
 
2012-12-20 06:45:08 AM  
I think it's safer for a kid's birthday party to be held in the Starving Puma Pit at the Mogadishu Zoo than Chuck's
 
2012-12-20 06:57:56 AM  
God people are farking retarded.
 
2012-12-20 07:05:05 AM  
Oh, it WASN'T from the brawl at the Chuck E. Cheese's I was in 3 weeks ago for my stepson's 7th birthday. I am both surprised and not.
 
2012-12-20 07:23:23 AM  
I would love to see some of the internal memos at C-E-C HQ's.

I'll bet it would give the Central Command coalition forces plans a run for the money.
 
2012-12-20 07:26:01 AM  

sexorcisst: Bail is set at 5,000 tokens.


You can't even get a whistle for that.... but I LOL'd!
 
2012-12-20 07:59:30 AM  

johnryan51: King of the cheese must have been off that day.


Hey man, that was gonna be my line!

/line
 
2012-12-20 08:14:24 AM  

johnryan51: King of the cheese must have been off that day.


If you're going to summon him, summon him properly.
 
KingoftheCheese
 
2012-12-20 08:29:17 AM  
Someone probably butted in line at the ticket turn-in counter. I've found that to be the area where shizz is most likely to pop off.

/once saw an adult throw a full sized drink at a child for such shenanigans
//did not stick around to watch the ending
 
2012-12-20 08:30:08 AM  
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teach them a lesson, show them why
 
2012-12-20 08:36:43 AM  

Kyro: johnryan51: King of the cheese must have been off that day.

If you're going to summon him, summon him properly.
 
KingoftheCheese


I like to play a game when articles like this come to Fark. I read the names of the offenders and then try to guess if it happened in Chicago or Detroit.
 
2012-12-20 09:02:50 AM  
Wow, my intuition was off. Coulda placed money on this going down at the Ghetto Cheez at 95th & Pulaski, right next to N-Mart.
 
2012-12-20 09:15:31 AM  
The C e C here used to be a great place to take kids and let them have fun..

Then for some reason, black people decided they liked C e C as well.

Now it's not safe for white people to go or you get stared down, and people purposefully "bump" into you..

There are cop cars outside at least once a week. (I work across the parking lot)
 
2012-12-20 09:19:41 AM  

basemetal: teach them a lesson, show them why


*Howls of laughter*
 
2012-12-20 09:45:31 AM  

master_dman: The C e C here used to be a great place to take kids and let them have fun..

Then for some reason, black people decided they liked C e C as well.

Now it's not safe for white people to go or you get stared down, and people purposefully "bump" into you..

There are cop cars outside at least once a week. (I work across the parking lot)


I really wish this wasn't the case, because I feel it damages an already fragile racial situation around where I live, but you are exactly right about the feeble attempt at racial bullying and low-level intimidation that goes on at their restaurants.
 
2012-12-20 10:09:56 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I think it's safer and more sanitary for a kid's birthday party to be held in the Starving Puma Pit at the Mogadishu Zoo than Chuck's


amended for you
 
2012-12-20 10:12:32 AM  
The wife and I sighed in relief when we saw it was a Chicago C e C. It does suck disappointing our kids, by telling them 'I don't feel like going to jail for fighting while they listen to singing robots in a kiddie arcade. They settle for pizza ordered in and video games. They opted out my offer to karaoke for them.
 
2012-12-20 10:16:05 AM  

dr.zaeus: I really wish this wasn't the case, because I feel it damages an already fragile racial situation around where I live, but you are exactly right about the feeble attempt at racial bullying and low-level intimidation that goes on at their restaurants.


I've only been to a few CEC parties in this area, and while I'm honestly surprised that this story is out of Chicago and not Charleston I've not witnessed that type of intimidation. The one here has more of the drunk/high black teenagers acting about as appropriately as one would imagine that drunk/high teenagers with no sense or class would act in a children's play area.

I don't know where the drunk/high white trash teenagers hang out. Is Showbiz still around?
 
2012-12-20 10:25:57 AM  
I am going to forward the comments on the article to the next person who tells me how racist the south is. I mean it is, but jesus, that's as bad as as anything I've ever heard down here.
 
2012-12-20 10:30:42 AM  
CHICAGOLAND!
 
2012-12-20 10:51:17 AM  
They just need to have pepper spray come directly out of the robotic beasts mouth at hourly intervals.
 
2012-12-20 11:05:28 AM  
Par for the course in Matteson.
 
2012-12-20 11:26:56 AM  
They should install cameras in all Chuck E. Cheese's and put the fights on PPV. I would pay to see black people throwing chairs and poop at each other.
 
2012-12-20 12:00:13 PM  

Paul Baumer: I am going to forward the comments on the article to the next person who tells me how racist the south is. I mean it is, but jesus, that's as bad as as anything I've ever heard down here.


Going to CEC's always reminds me of that classic Onion article "Gay Pride Parade Sets Back Acceptance of Gays by 30 years." You honestly see the worst of whatever area that particular CEC is located, and it can really make you want to stop vouching for or caring about the poor in this country.
 
2012-12-20 12:30:46 PM  
Witness CeC Custody Exchange Hour on Sunday afternoons. It's a scene.
 
2012-12-20 12:53:21 PM  
Keep parents the f*ck out of Chuck E. Cheese.
 
2012-12-20 01:14:40 PM  
I knew a guy who had a job as the guy in the costume. Said when the kids were especially bad he would give them a good knock and have the waitress apologize to the parents by telling them he couldn't see very well in there and it was an accident.
 
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