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2012-12-20 10:00:25 AM  

AbbeySomeone: Apos: Coco LaFemme: Apos: The fact that a woman is spouting such misogynistic claptrap is mind-boggling.

I sadly know a few women who honestly believe men are better than women, and that they should be subject to their husbands.  What's funny is that none of them are particularly religious.


*Shakes head*   How sad indeed.

I've known a few of them and they will straight faced tell you that if women just learned to listen then things would run smoother,not saying assertive women are to blame for anything but..


And this is wrong because?
 
2012-12-20 10:02:27 AM  

A Terrible Human: That teacher who died protecting her class had more guts than the write of the article ever will.


No, she cowered in the corner of a closet, where the little kids beat her to the farthest point away from the shooter, and used her as a shield.
 
2012-12-20 10:03:25 AM  

monoski: Major Nadal gunned down 13 people on an Army base that was primarily occupied by men. I think the logic is faulty.


So is the stuff about God being allowed back in the classroom. I love pointing out that
Vatican City has 61 times the police per capita as the United States. If only they'd let God into Vatican City.
 
2012-12-20 10:03:40 AM  

apoptotic: SkunkWerks: Wooly Bully: - Insufficient penis-to-vagina ratio

More transformers in schools is the obvious solution.

Earlier in this thread the obvious solution was construction workers. Now I'm all confused.


We need them all! Let's throw in a cop, a cowboy, a GI, and an Indian chief, as well!

userserve-ak.last.fm

Surely, all those manly men will save us!
 
2012-12-20 10:04:05 AM  

WhippingBoy: I agree with your corrections. Thank you.


That went well. I was afraid you'd call me an Amerifat and tell me to fark off. :D
 
2012-12-20 10:04:17 AM  

Rambino: AbbeySomeone: Mentat: Everyone knows that bullets bounce off of   heterosexual men.

true

Heterosexual men who played high-school football.


Since there wasn't a heterosexual man, who played high school football, on the premises, you can't prove her wrong. Therefore, she's right.
 
2012-12-20 10:06:16 AM  

Rambino: What helpless passivity in a feminized setting may look like:

[www.nypost.com image 524x500]


She cowered in the corner of a closet, where a bunch of little crumbsnatchers used her as a shield. That's being a hero?
 
2012-12-20 10:06:39 AM  
Tumunga:

Hmmm... created in 2007, I didn't expect that. I was thinking more like this year. So what, has this been a sleeper account that you've had for years and have suddenly activated to fill the derp gap left by a presidential election being concluded?
 
2012-12-20 10:08:13 AM  

Sparky14439: His plan was to blow up a school bus using a 15 GALLON propane tank. He was going to block the bus lane with his car, drag the propane tank under the bus, and shoot the tank from a respectful distance until it exploded. And then effect a getaway. All the schools he scouted he had made notes on escape routes and traffic patterns. The gun was just to be used to intimidate the kids to stay in the bus, and to blow up the propane tank.


dailybiz.files.wordpress.com
Not what he had in mind.
 
2012-12-20 10:08:17 AM  
Tumunga: PAY ATTENTION TO ME!
 
There you go.
 
2012-12-20 10:08:44 AM  

sendtodave: Fark You I'm Drunk: Phil Moskowitz: I would pay real money to watch her evacuate her bowels when someone pointed a gun right between her eyes.

Yeah, but the point is a man wouldn't react like that.

Unless he's been feminized.


And the thread should be over at this point, but you know all about these bleeding heart, feminized FarkLibbies...
 
2012-12-20 10:08:46 AM  

Fark Rye For Many Whores: WhippingBoy: I agree with your corrections. Thank you.

That went well. I was afraid you'd call me an Amerifat and tell me to fark off. :D


No. I need to learn to refrain from making reactive posts when my sense of outrage and disgust is engendered.
 
2012-12-20 10:08:56 AM  

Bendal: /they want a return to the Wild West days
//everyone armed to the teeth, and the women stayed home and in the kitchen


janiebryant.com

How she'd respond to such a notion...
 
2012-12-20 10:10:12 AM  

Mercutio74: Tumunga:

Hmmm... created in 2007, I didn't expect that. I was thinking more like this year. So what, has this been a sleeper account that you've had for years and have suddenly activated to fill the derp gap left by a presidential election being concluded?


Is he trolling? I thought he was making jokes.
 
2012-12-20 10:12:41 AM  

Apos: [fc00.deviantart.net image 720x479]


YEP. I hate people sometimes.
 
2012-12-20 10:13:42 AM  

LouDobbsAwaaaay: Is he trolling? I thought he was making jokes.


Oh... If that's the case, I hope he starts being funny soon so that we can tell one way or the other.
 
2012-12-20 10:14:42 AM  

RobSeace: apoptotic: SkunkWerks: Wooly Bully: - Insufficient penis-to-vagina ratio

More transformers in schools is the obvious solution.

Earlier in this thread the obvious solution was construction workers. Now I'm all confused.

We need them all! Let's throw in a cop, a cowboy, a GI, and an Indian chief, as well!

[userserve-ak.last.fm image 380x380]

Surely, all those manly men will save us!


But I see no manly men in that pic...well, except the Indian. He's hawt.
 
2012-12-20 10:22:18 AM  

Mercutio74: LouDobbsAwaaaay: Is he trolling? I thought he was making jokes.

Oh... If that's the case, I hope he starts being funny soon so that we can tell one way or the other.


Don't hold your breath. I've had his posts marked in Safety Orange, which I save for hopeless cases, for quite a while.
 
2012-12-20 10:25:18 AM  

monoski: Major Nadal gunned down 13 people on an Army base that was primarily occupied by men. I think the logic is faulty.

 
upload.wikimedia.org
 
Everyone knows that Islamic fundamentalists are the most manly men there ever were. It would take over 5,000 Alexander the Greats to equal the machismo of Major Nidal. What can pussymen like American soliders do against such testosterony big pee-pee people?
 
2012-12-20 10:26:38 AM  

Mercutio74: Tumunga:

Hmmm... created in 2007, I didn't expect that. I was thinking more like this year. So what, has this been a sleeper account that you've had for years and have suddenly activated to fill the derp gap left by a presidential election being concluded?


Nope. One Fark account. Been posting with it, as you say, since 2007. Of course, I've been tempted to create an alt when I get banned numerous times from posting due to someone (and you farklibtards know who you are) whining about my posts, so I have to attempt to not be too vulgar anymore. I don't use one, because I feel the use of alts isn't playing by the rules.

You forgot to quote the rest of my profile, but I'm sure you saw it, begging to find something derpy, and left a little disapoint:

WARNING - WARNING - WARNING

There's nothing in here for you to quote in a politics thread, so don't bother.

 
2012-12-20 10:27:14 AM  

MisterLoki: Tumunga: PAY ATTENTION TO ME!

There you go.


It worked?
 
2012-12-20 10:29:02 AM  
I put the blame squarely on one woman in particular - his mother. She knew he was mentally unbalanced, so much so that she was going to have him commited. That she took him out shooting and gave him access to her guns is just.....eh.

We do need to do a better job keeping guns out of the hands of crazy people.
 
2012-12-20 10:30:07 AM  

apoptotic: Mercutio74: LouDobbsAwaaaay: Is he trolling? I thought he was making jokes.

Oh... If that's the case, I hope he starts being funny soon so that we can tell one way or the other.

Don't hold your breath. I've had his posts marked in Safety Orange, which I save for hopeless cases, for quite a while.


Woooooo-Hooooooo!!!

I do thank you for not just putting me on your iggy list. The people who ignore everyone they don't agree with, apparently have been raised in that feminized world this lady is talking about.
 
2012-12-20 10:34:50 AM  
I wish the author of this tripe could have experienced just one, non-lethal .223 round injury before posting this offensive piece.
One little boy experienced 11 such wounds, which because of U.S. gun laws can be released in as many seconds. I suspect he was a brave little boy.
 
2012-12-20 10:35:29 AM  

generallyso: How does the author remember to breath?


There should be an "e" at tne end of that last word. Learn it.
 
2012-12-20 10:37:10 AM  

Tumunga: But I see no manly men in that pic...


What are you talking about? They're clearly Macho Men!
 
2012-12-20 10:38:21 AM  

Tumunga: apoptotic: Mercutio74: LouDobbsAwaaaay: Is he trolling? I thought he was making jokes.

Oh... If that's the case, I hope he starts being funny soon so that we can tell one way or the other.

Don't hold your breath. I've had his posts marked in Safety Orange, which I save for hopeless cases, for quite a while.

Woooooo-Hooooooo!!!

I do thank you for not just putting me on your iggy list. The people who ignore everyone they don't agree with, apparently have been raised in that feminized world this lady is talking about.


People aren't ignoring you because they don't agree with you. They're ignoring you because you're kind of a douche.
 
2012-12-20 10:38:49 AM  
So how would my penis have made a difference in stopping the shooting?

Is there a defensive weapons capability I have not discovered yet?

I'll keep playing with it until I figure this out.
 
2012-12-20 10:42:26 AM  

urbangirl: Tumunga: apoptotic: Mercutio74: LouDobbsAwaaaay: Is he trolling? I thought he was making jokes.

Oh... If that's the case, I hope he starts being funny soon so that we can tell one way or the other.

Don't hold your breath. I've had his posts marked in Safety Orange, which I save for hopeless cases, for quite a while.

Woooooo-Hooooooo!!!

I do thank you for not just putting me on your iggy list. The people who ignore everyone they don't agree with, apparently have been raised in that feminized world this lady is talking about.

People aren't ignoring you because they don't agree with you. They're ignoring you because you're kind of a douche.


Only kind of? I was looking for the full monte, so I recon I'm a fail.
 
2012-12-20 10:45:02 AM  
As usual, Think Progress is BS'ing, and people are flying off in to "This isn't what your point was but I'm going to pretend that it was so I can be all pissed off"

The overall point was that people have got to learn to fight back and not just cower in a corner. After some previous school shootings some areas began to try teaching people that. They even had drills where somebody with a "gun" would come in to the class room wearing protecting gear and the kids began throwing everything they could reach at them.

Grab a any small metal object or a pen and attempt to rip the would be killer apart with it.

Of course we had the usual suspects running forward going "Nooo! You can't DO that!"

But going on the premise that TP isn't spewing BS and what they say is actually true for a change?

Once again I will say: Exploiting a tragedy for personal or political reasons is repugnant unless they're your personal or political reasons... Right?
 
2012-12-20 10:45:08 AM  

2xcited: Can't fark with biology, men are hunter gatherers women do the nuturing. It was sad, some of the teachers were hugging the students as bullets ripped through both of their bodies. Of course we do have girly men too, ever see a white male, Obama voter.

So you would have to have the "right," kind of man in the school if that was going to be your plan of action.

Popping some popcorn, and putting a clip in my AR-15 to see where this thread goes.


Says the guy from Rolesville, NC. Yes, it's actually called Roles-ville.
 
2012-12-20 10:46:10 AM  

Don't Troll Me Bro!: monoski: Major Nadal gunned down 13 people on an Army base that was primarily occupied by men. I think the logic is faulty.

So is the stuff about God being allowed back in the classroom. I love pointing out that
Vatican City has 61 times the police per capita as the United States. If only they'd let God into Vatican City.


To be fair, it also has the highest per-capita crime rate.
 
2012-12-20 10:48:42 AM  
Damn. That woman is really sexually repressed. Poor old gal needs to get laid!
 
2012-12-20 10:51:42 AM  
Now That's What I Call a Taco!


Damn. That woman is really sexually repressed. Poor old gal needs to get laid!


Yeah, but she needs a real man
 
2012-12-20 10:57:24 AM  

urban.derelict: hamfast gamgee: Good answer. That bullshiat article isn't even worth debating.

if it was indeed hosted by 'buzzfeedandrew' and that is a real, actual link to it on buzzfeed, and buzzfeed has a reputation to uphold, if it were not true, would they let him publish it on their site?

/don't you hate it when you have to verify info yourself?
//people are f*cking stupid and nothing is ever obvious -- this kid had one hell of a motive for doing what he did -- if it was even him who did it -- i want to see testimony of everyone who was there that survived, "kids say the damnedest things" no kids speak the f*ckin truth until they're scolded for revealing something they shouldn't have said but they want to be proud of contributing something


You are relentlessly retarded/slipping from reality (or both).
 
2012-12-20 11:00:16 AM  
I don't see the point in arguing with the GOPish anymore.

Their ability to be so wrong so often is finally losing them support...which is a good thing.

Flawed, insulting opinions like this will only weaken them further. Sure the base will eat this up and yell it from the rooftops, but it's a shrinking base and their cult-like adherence to so many backwards ideas will only harm them further.

/IOW please proceed...
 
2012-12-20 11:03:54 AM  

HailRobonia: Don't Troll Me Bro!: monoski: Major Nadal gunned down 13 people on an Army base that was primarily occupied by men. I think the logic is faulty.

So is the stuff about God being allowed back in the classroom. I love pointing out that
Vatican City has 61 times the police per capita as the United States. If only they'd let God into Vatican City.

To be fair, it also has the highest per-capita crime rate.


Good thing they've god Jaysus watching their backs. Just think how bad their crime rates would be, if they didn't worship the shiat out of God. They'd look like Norway, that place where churches get burned and all that Satanic music comes from. Oh wait, they have one of the lowest murder rates in the world. I'm confused. It's almost like this diety shiat makes no sense and is nothing more than a way to control stupid people.
 
2012-12-20 11:04:35 AM  

Don't Troll Me Bro!: HailRobonia: Don't Troll Me Bro!:

damn stray comma

 
2012-12-20 11:07:36 AM  

randomjsa: As usual, Think Progress is BS'ing, and people are flying off in to "This isn't what your point was but I'm going to pretend that it was so I can be all pissed off"

The overall point was that people have got to learn to fight back and not just cower in a corner. After some previous school shootings some areas began to try teaching people that. They even had drills where somebody with a "gun" would come in to the class room wearing protecting gear and the kids began throwing everything they could reach at them.

Grab a any small metal object or a pen and attempt to rip the would be killer apart with it.

Of course we had the usual suspects running forward going "Nooo! You can't DO that!"

But going on the premise that TP isn't spewing BS and what they say is actually true for a change?

Once again I will say: Exploiting a tragedy for personal or political reasons is repugnant unless they're your personal or political reasons... Right?


I liked you better before Robocop.

affotd.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-20 11:11:10 AM  

randomjsa: As usual, Think Progress is BS'ing, and people are flying off in to "This isn't what your point was but I'm going to pretend that it was so I can be all pissed off"

The overall point was that people have got to learn to fight back and not just cower in a corner. After some previous school shootings some areas began to try teaching people that. They even had drills where somebody with a "gun" would come in to the class room wearing protecting gear and the kids began throwing everything they could reach at them.

Grab a any small metal object or a pen and attempt to rip the would be killer apart with it.

Of course we had the usual suspects running forward going "Nooo! You can't DO that!"

But going on the premise that TP isn't spewing BS and what they say is actually true for a change?

Once again I will say: Exploiting a tragedy for personal or political reasons is repugnant unless they're your personal or political reasons... Right?


So you think it's a good idea for a small child (or anyone else for that matter) who's under threat from a person pointing a gun to run at them with a small metal object?
Or am I misunderstanding your point?
Because I wouldn't want to misunderstand your point.
 
2012-12-20 11:11:40 AM  

aselene: giftedmadness: Wow, yet another misleading and trollish headline on fark. The person who submitted this headline makes the leap from "more males on campus might have prevented the tragedy" to "the women on campus are responsible for the tragedy". What a leap of logic! What a worthless troll. Of course men are more likely to stop someone than women. Protip: Men are stronger and more likely to stop someone via their strength than women are. Is that such a shocker? That does not mean that the women on site should be held responsible for the gunmen's actions. Nobody is saying that. Trollish, straw manish, dumbfarks.

Except that the women are to blame for failing to stop it. They ARE responsible for it.


When trolls collide...
 
2012-12-20 11:21:25 AM  
".....a feminized setting is a setting in which helpless passivity is the norm."

This woman probably doesn't say much at NARAL meetings.

BTW, I'm a man willing to work at spree-shooty schools and perhaps throw buckets at psychos; only $400K per year, with checks cut weekly.

/does the teachers' lounge lock from the inside?
 
2012-12-20 11:24:16 AM  
She seems to be slightly obsessed with husky 12-year-old boys.
 
2012-12-20 11:26:10 AM  

Befuddled: Maybe I'm giving the average dolt too much credit, but I'm beginning to believe that the right's insistence to remain insane after this horrible wake-up call will be one of the final nails in the coffin of the insane right. I just don't see how any semi-rational person can take the right seriously anymore when all they offer up is mind-bogglingly stupid and nearly as disconnected from reality as the shooter apparently was.


Yeah, it is the right that is insane. Everybody knows that the time to make drastic policy changes is when the stats have been improving for two decades (like it has been with violent crime). Maybe we should freak out and change a bunch of shiat whenever we hear about a company going out of business even when the economy is doing well too?

You guys want to swat flies with nukes. YOU are the crazies here. We're going to end up with the PATRIOT act II: Electric Boogaloo thanks to you tards.
 
2012-12-20 11:29:43 AM  

umad: Befuddled: Maybe I'm giving the average dolt too much credit, but I'm beginning to believe that the right's insistence to remain insane after this horrible wake-up call will be one of the final nails in the coffin of the insane right. I just don't see how any semi-rational person can take the right seriously anymore when all they offer up is mind-bogglingly stupid and nearly as disconnected from reality as the shooter apparently was.

Yeah, it is the right that is insane. Everybody knows that the time to make drastic policy changes is when the stats have been improving for two decades (like it has been with violent crime). Maybe we should freak out and change a bunch of shiat whenever we hear about a company going out of business even when the economy is doing well too?

You guys want to swat flies with nukes. YOU are the crazies here. We're going to end up with the PATRIOT act II: Electric Boogaloo thanks to you tards.


You just proved his point. Congratulations I guess.
 
2012-12-20 11:33:37 AM  

born_yesterday: No offense, but did you seriously mean that? So, any areas where "large numbers of people gather" should now include armed guards? Shopping malls, restaurants, churches, schools, office buildings, food courts, every building and every single street in the country should have armed guards posted or armed civilians (or we'll never be safe)?

If this is the case, I think we can safely say that your patellar reflex is doing just fine.



I did seriously mean that, just not in the way you seemed to infer that I did.

I am referring to places that are guaranteed to be full of people who cannot defend themselves because the law-abiding citizens who frequent these places are stripped by law of any reasonable means to defend themselves, not that every place where large numbers of people gather should have armed guards.

However, if you want to go there, yes, it is absolutely unconscionable to remove people's means of defending themselves from attack, should they choose to lawfully carry such means, and then not assume responsibility for guaranteeing their safety.

All I advocate is not removing the ability of those who, in accordance with the law, carry firearms for self defense to do so.

Bendal: /they want a return to the Wild West days
//everyone armed to the teeth, and the women stayed home and in the kitchen


Those 'Wild West' days you're referring to have only ever existed in Hollywood productions.
 
2012-12-20 11:34:26 AM  
Good to know bullets bounce harmlessly off of anything with a penis.

/probably a repeat in this thread but too ragey to review right now
 
2012-12-20 11:35:21 AM  

giftedmadness: Wow, yet another misleading and trollish headline on fark.  The person who submitted this headline makes the leap from "more males on campus might have prevented the tragedy" to "the women on campus are responsible for the tragedy".  What a leap of logic!  What a worthless troll.  Of course men are more likely to stop someone than women.  Protip:  Men are stronger and more likely to stop someone via their strength than women are.  Is that such a shocker?  That does not mean that the women on site should be held responsible for the gunmen's actions.  Nobody is saying that.  Trollish, straw manish, dumbfarks.


Takes a bow.

/headline was dead on
 
2012-12-20 11:35:31 AM  
Things that cause gun violence:
 
Not enough God in schools.
Not enough guns in schools.
Not enough manly men in schools.
Too many womenfolk in schools.
Not enough children with guns.
Not enough children trained to carry out human wave attacks.
Satan.
Autism.
Asperger's Syndrome.
Mental illness.
Video games.
Quentin Tarantino.
Jon Stewart.
Abortion pills.
Gay marriage.
Atheists.
LIBOR.
The theory of evolution. 
 
Things that don't cause violence:
 
Unfettered access to guns by crazy people
 
2012-12-20 11:39:10 AM  

Fart_Machine: umad: Befuddled: Maybe I'm giving the average dolt too much credit, but I'm beginning to believe that the right's insistence to remain insane after this horrible wake-up call will be one of the final nails in the coffin of the insane right. I just don't see how any semi-rational person can take the right seriously anymore when all they offer up is mind-bogglingly stupid and nearly as disconnected from reality as the shooter apparently was.

Yeah, it is the right that is insane. Everybody knows that the time to make drastic policy changes is when the stats have been improving for two decades (like it has been with violent crime). Maybe we should freak out and change a bunch of shiat whenever we hear about a company going out of business even when the economy is doing well too?

You guys want to swat flies with nukes. YOU are the crazies here. We're going to end up with the PATRIOT act II: Electric Boogaloo thanks to you tards.

You just proved his point. Congratulations I guess.


Yeah, we should just shut up and go along with whatever kneejerk legislation our betters can push through while we are still emotional. That has always worked out well in the past. Fark you.
 
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