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(Film News (UK))   Leonardo DiCaprio hooked on colonics   (film-news.co.uk) divider line 31
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2012-12-19 04:53:50 PM  
I'm ass-umming the tag is for buttplug? Amirite Subby?
 
2012-12-19 05:50:13 PM  
Pina colonics? And getting caught in the rain?
 
2012-12-19 06:29:31 PM  
Number of people surprised that DiCaprio likes some rectal stimulation = 3
 
2012-12-19 07:22:48 PM  
I actually thought he'd be more intelligent than the idiots who believe in nonsense like this.  Oh wait, the source of the story is The Sun, never mind.
 
2012-12-19 08:20:15 PM  
i0.kym-cdn.com
 
They put a spring in your step!
 
2012-12-19 10:23:51 PM  

ShawnDoc: Number of people surprised that DiCaprio likes some rectal stimulation = 3


 
You sound quite jealous.
 
2012-12-19 10:32:53 PM  
www.dvdtimes.co.uk

Pina colonics?
 
2012-12-19 10:37:15 PM  
Not exactly a stretch, for that asshole.
 
2012-12-19 10:38:44 PM  
If you like having colonics, and jerkin off in the rain
 
2012-12-19 10:43:05 PM  
I bet he's having an enema time.
 
2012-12-19 10:59:31 PM  
At least he isn't selling himself shart.

/Bean town
 
2012-12-19 11:14:27 PM  
It's the way of the future. It's the way of the future. Way of the future. Way of the future. It's the way of the future the future way of the future. It's the way of the future.
 
2012-12-19 11:15:46 PM  
That guy gets more IRL supermodel ass  than you wankers will ever have in your spank banks.
 
If he wants to get a colonic I guess that's is own business.
 
2012-12-19 11:24:56 PM  

hamsack: [www.dvdtimes.co.uk image 337x253]

Pina colonics?


better than an ass-smoothie
 
2012-12-19 11:25:19 PM  
You couldn't pay me all the money in the world to call me 'leonardo'
 
2012-12-19 11:26:52 PM  

retarded: That guy gets more IRL supermodel ass  than you wankers will ever have in your spank banks.
 
If he wants to get a colonic I guess that's is own business.


Colonics=super model ass?
 
2012-12-19 11:26:53 PM  
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2012-12-19 11:28:26 PM  

invictus2: hamsack: [www.dvdtimes.co.uk image 337x253]

Pina colonics?

better than an ass-smoothie


WTF???
 
2012-12-19 11:37:46 PM  

urban.derelict: You couldn't pay me all the money in the world to call me 'leonardo'

 
 
You could brand that name across my farking forehead if it landed me just one of the models he's dated.
 
Case in point:
 
img10.imageshack.us
 
2012-12-19 11:42:56 PM  
Well that's something I never needed to know. Thanks internet.
 
2012-12-19 11:55:07 PM  

invictus2: hamsack: [www.dvdtimes.co.uk image 337x253]

Pina colonics?

better than an ass-smoothie


thisiswhyitsucks.com
/agrees
 
2012-12-20 01:47:41 AM  
is a "colonic" sort of a coffee enema type of thing or a situation where one lays beneath a glass coffee table or with just saran wrap on ones face as another's bowels are evacuated?
 
2012-12-20 01:56:07 AM  
Colonic device goes where?
 
2012-12-20 03:28:07 AM  
It's a good thing for him that he's attractive to women because he couldn't act his way out of a wet paper bag.
 
2012-12-20 03:48:22 AM  

RoyHobbs22: is a "colonic" sort of a coffee enema type of thing or a situation where one lays beneath a glass coffee table or with just saran wrap on ones face as another's bowels are evacuated?


It's a normal enema. Maybe they dip crystals in the water, or crush gingko biloba in it or something. Nothing sophisticated. It's a pretty good scam.
 
2012-12-20 04:43:01 AM  
I wonder when the tell-all story from The Sun will be posted on Fark: I cleaned Leonardo's bum!
 
2012-12-20 05:15:24 AM  

shower_in_my_socks: You could brand that name across my farking forehead if it landed me just one of the models he's dated.

Case in point:


i don't care -- you know what kinds of diseases those superhot models are carrying? They are ugly compared to [redacted]
 
2012-12-20 05:16:47 AM  

retarded: That guy gets more IRL supermodel ass than you wankers will ever have in your spank banks.


you haven't seen my college record -- all 11 on a scale of 1 to 10 -- except the dancer -- not to be confused with the stripper
 
2012-12-20 07:47:38 AM  
Video related

Skip to 10:37 for the good part.
 
2012-12-20 08:42:09 AM  
Well, you know what they say...
"No matter how hot a woman is, some man somewhere is tired of his shiat"

Waitaminute...
 
2012-12-21 02:06:10 PM  
Wow, shiatty news.
 
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