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(CBS Detroit)   The Festerman family likes "Liquid Ass" in spray form. Their school district does not   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, Festerman, liquid ass, school districts, aerosol spray, hydrogen sulphide, CBS Detroit, middle schools  
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10486 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Dec 2012 at 12:33 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-20 12:56:15 AM  
3 votes:
Festerman said his whole family enjoys carrying out "Liquid Ass " pranks wherever they go,

You see, here is where the eugenics argument comes into play.
2012-12-20 12:45:59 AM  
3 votes:
You know you are moving up in the journalism world when you get the scoop on the big liquid ass story.
2012-12-20 05:15:42 AM  
1 vote:
2012-12-20 02:19:26 AM  
1 vote:
FTFA: Festerman claims he was innocently checking the item in the school, when it discharged - and the police were called. ... In a TV interview, Festerman said his whole family enjoys carrying out "Liquid Ass " pranks wherever they go....
2012-12-20 01:28:10 AM  
1 vote:
jail time for what is basically a stink bomb???

I think the tag should be 'asinine' and not 'dumbass'. Though after reading the article, I am glad that I don't have children. Because school administrators were dicks when I graduated from high school and it's only gotten worse. Today I am happy to know that I don't have to deal with them and their ability to almost do what they please lacking any form of checks and balances. I mean, the school accused this man of attack them with a stink bomb in retaliation for his son's suspension and he's in jail. Not even a trial, no cops saying to the school "It's your theory against this man's explanation." Hell, my sister's husband is banninated from the school his daughters, my nieces go to because when the oldest was in kindergarten he went to pick them up and didn't like their system of each class being escorted to the cafeteria one at a time where the parents line up and the teacher one at a time goes to the parent, asks who the child is, walks to the class, takes said child and walks the kid to their parent. He said it was retarded and instead of waiting he called for her to leave the class and walk up to him, which she did as school was out and they were being dismissed. He was trespassed from school property, the school was put into lockdown for a week because of his actions and he can only be allowed back on to school grounds at the authority of the school board. The daughter, who was in kindergarten when this happened is now in the fifth grade. The school board refuses to hear the case. School officials are reaching a point where they have too much authority, or in this case, already passed it.
2012-12-19 11:55:26 PM  
1 vote:
She farted, y'all.
2012-12-19 10:03:47 PM  
1 vote:
Just what one would expect from an unrepentant asswipe.....
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