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(CBS Detroit)   The Festerman family likes "Liquid Ass" in spray form. Their school district does not   (detroit.cbslocal.com) divider line 11
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2012-12-20 12:52:55 AM
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From the article linked-to by subby's article:

"We've gone to Kmart. We've had our kids with it and were spraying," Jason Festerman said. "We've done it at like Dollar General. Everyone laughed."

Why am I'm not surprised that a family that gets its kicks from the smell of liquid ass would frequent such high brow establishments as Kmart and Dollar General?

/Seriously? Everyone laughed?
2012-12-20 12:41:53 AM
2 votes:
"Liquid Ass." Isn't that just another name for AXE body spray?
2012-12-19 09:20:48 PM
2 votes:
Jason Festerman was called to school after his son was suspended for spraying prank item Liquid Ass in his classroom. Ads claim Liquid Ass is a "power-packed, super-concentrated liquid (that) begins to evaporate filling the air with a genuine, foul butt-crack smell with hints of dead animal and fresh poo."

This is the same kind of braintrust that would buy a trucker hat with fake dog crap on the brim and call it the height of hilarity.
2012-12-20 08:52:01 AM
1 votes:

Great Janitor: jail time for what is basically a stink bomb???

I think the tag should be 'asinine' and not 'dumbass'. Though after reading the article, I am glad that I don't have children. Because school administrators were dicks when I graduated from high school and it's only gotten worse. Today I am happy to know that I don't have to deal with them and their ability to almost do what they please lacking any form of checks and balances. I mean, the school accused this man of attack them with a stink bomb in retaliation for his son's suspension and he's in jail. Not even a trial, no cops saying to the school "It's your theory against this man's explanation." Hell, my sister's husband is banninated from the school his daughters, my nieces go to because when the oldest was in kindergarten he went to pick them up and didn't like their system of each class being escorted to the cafeteria one at a time where the parents line up and the teacher one at a time goes to the parent, asks who the child is, walks to the class, takes said child and walks the kid to their parent. He said it was retarded and instead of waiting he called for her to leave the class and walk up to him, which she did as school was out and they were being dismissed. He was trespassed from school property, the school was put into lockdown for a week because of his actions and he can only be allowed back on to school grounds at the authority of the school board. The daughter, who was in kindergarten when this happened is now in the fifth grade. The school board refuses to hear the case. School officials are reaching a point where they have too much authority, or in this case, already passed it.


Sorry. Walking in off the street and informing the school staff that you are a parent does not mean you're in charge. You wouldn't tolerate a teacher coming to your place of work and disrupting the day to day routine.

/unless she was hot.
2012-12-20 01:19:03 AM
1 votes:
I had an eleven year old, 250+ lbs. downs students come today to school to day, remove his sweater, and underneath he was wearing a t-shirt that read "Bada-Bing Bada-Boom" and had the famous naked lady trucker mudflap pose below it.
 
This kid cannot bend his legs on the swing and can barely walk. He did not dress himself....
 
Do I believe this man committed this stench-based crime on purpose? Yes, yes I do.
2012-12-20 01:01:36 AM
1 votes:
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Could have been worse. They could have used this stuff. The stench is unbelievable and lasts for days.
2012-12-20 12:57:52 AM
1 votes:
90 days? Methinks he'll know the problems of liquid ass by then.
2012-12-20 12:57:16 AM
1 votes:
That shiat happened all the time in my high school between classes. farking Spencer's Gifts.
2012-12-20 12:54:45 AM
1 votes:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Jason Festerman was called to school after his son was suspended for spraying prank item Liquid Ass in his classroom. Ads claim Liquid Ass is a "power-packed, super-concentrated liquid (that) begins to evaporate filling the air with a genuine, foul butt-crack smell with hints of dead animal and fresh poo."

This is the same kind of braintrust that would buy a trucker hat with fake dog crap on the brim and call it the height of hilarity.


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2012-12-20 12:39:02 AM
1 votes:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Jason Festerman was called to school after his son was suspended for spraying prank item Liquid Ass in his classroom. Ads claim Liquid Ass is a "power-packed, super-concentrated liquid (that) begins to evaporate filling the air with a genuine, foul butt-crack smell with hints of dead animal and fresh poo."

This is the same kind of braintrust that would buy a trucker hat with fake dog crap on the brim and call it the height of hilarity.


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2012-12-19 11:55:26 PM
1 votes:
cbsdetroit.files.wordpress.com
 
She farted, y'all.
 
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