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2012-12-19 04:53:09 PM  
In before "I haven't seen it so Dusty in here since Dale Wolfe and Virgil Runnels ran a train on Sweet Sapphire!"
 
2012-12-19 05:17:19 PM  
Daniel Bryan rules.

That is all.
 
2012-12-19 05:41:20 PM  
that kid now has to tag with Kane to defend the championship against the Rhode Scholars are the Royal Rumble.
 
2012-12-19 05:47:57 PM  

ManateeGag: that kid now has to tag with Kane to defend the championship against the Rhode Scholars are the Royal Rumble.


By putting Daniel Bryan in the No Lock, the kid has automatically become the Tag Team Champions.
 
2012-12-19 07:13:15 PM  
No one tell Vince that Danielson's going after Cena's sick kid domain, he'll be jobbing to Hornswoggle in no time.
 
2012-12-19 07:19:07 PM  
You kidding, robsul82?

Vince is petty enough to make DBD job to the Gobbledygooker.
 
2012-12-19 07:24:30 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Daniel Bryan rules.

That is all.


This
 
2012-12-19 07:26:55 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

good form on the reverse-Benoit
 
2012-12-19 07:27:07 PM  

tbaughm: This


The only thing he could be terrible at is being terrible, and even then, he would find a way to make that awesome.
 
2012-12-19 07:28:46 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: You kidding, robsul82?

 
Vince is petty enough to make DBD job to the Gobbledygooker.
 
Don't be ridiculous, it's DECEMBER after all.
 
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-19 07:32:27 PM  

robsul82: Don't be ridiculous, it's DECEMBER after all.

1.bp.blogspot.com


Cripes, don't remind me.
 
2012-12-19 07:38:07 PM  

Curt Blizzah: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x282]

good form on the reverse-Benoit


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2012-12-19 07:39:05 PM  
WWE sucks for a lot of reasons but they do tons of good things for kids.

DB is an awesome guy. Best of luck to that kid.
 
2012-12-19 07:46:58 PM  
It's still real to me, dammit!
 
2012-12-19 07:53:45 PM  
You know I was going to come in here with some snark...


But, good for him. Not only does it make that kid feel good, it makes his family feel good as well and they will carry that memory with them for the rest of their lives.

/Wife's brother died of brain cancer at 13. Pudge Rodriguez visited him in the hospital. She still talks fondly of the visit.
 
2012-12-19 08:13:27 PM  
I saw this in the other thread and yeah, DB is really a good dude. I didnt care for his character much until he started the crazy NO thing. I really enjoy him as part of Hell No.

/He really sells that No Lock :)
//The kid made it this far, hope he will be around for many more years.
 
2012-12-19 08:25:07 PM  
BAH GAWD KING! THAT KID ISN'T JUST TRYING TO BEAT HIM! HE IS TRYING TO END HIS CAREER!
 
2012-12-19 08:30:38 PM  

machoprogrammer: BAH GAWD KING! THAT KID ISN'T JUST TRYING TO BEAT HIM! HE IS TRYING TO END HIS CAREER!


THAT'S STONE CRUSHER'S MUSIC, BAH GAWD!

HE JUST BROKE DANIEL BRYAN IN HALF!

STOP THE DAMN MATCH!
 
2012-12-19 08:37:01 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: machoprogrammer: BAH GAWD KING! THAT KID ISN'T JUST TRYING TO BEAT HIM! HE IS TRYING TO END HIS CAREER!

THAT'S STONE CRUSHER'S MUSIC, BAH GAWD!

HE JUST BROKE DANIEL BRYAN IN HALF!

STOP THE DAMN MATCH!


That kid has a bad ass nickname. I have always gone by The Beanpole but it doesn't have the same intimidating sound as Stone Crusher.
 
2012-12-19 08:43:07 PM  
Love that Vince just saw guys like him and CM Punk as roster fillers.
 
2012-12-19 08:52:21 PM  

Gunny Highway: That kid has a bad ass nickname.


Isn't it, though?


Gunny Highway: I have always gone by The Beanpole but it doesn't have the same intimidating sound as Stone Crusher.


The Thin Man.

Great movie title. Horrible wrestling name.


Decillion: Love that Vince just saw guys like him and CM Punk as roster fillers.


Vince is just... gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

I'm tired of talking about his mental infirmity.
 
2012-12-19 08:53:22 PM  

Decillion: Love that Vince just saw guys like him and CM Punk as roster fillers.


Hey now just you hold on a second you can't go and just accuse Vince. You're forgettnig The Gagne
 
2012-12-19 08:56:53 PM  

Flappyhead: Decillion: Love that Vince just saw guys like him and CM Punk as roster fillers.

Hey now just you hold on a second you can't go and just accuse Vince. You're forgettnig The Gagne


They are both champs right now. Vince and HHH get no credit for that?
 
2012-12-19 09:20:30 PM  

tbaughm: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Daniel Bryan rules.

That is all.

This


and this
 
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2012-12-19 10:12:22 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Daniel Bryan rules.

That is all.


www.kcconfidential.com
 
2012-12-19 10:13:43 PM  
He should have pinned the kid during the taping so the announcer could exclaim that Stone Crusher beat cancer.
 
2012-12-19 10:15:49 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: machoprogrammer: BAH GAWD KING! THAT KID ISN'T JUST TRYING TO BEAT HIM! HE IS TRYING TO END HIS CAREER!

THAT'S STONE CRUSHER'S MUSIC, BAH GAWD!

HE JUST BROKE DANIEL BRYAN IN HALF!

STOP THE DAMN MATCH!


ENOUGH'S ENOUGH!

/just watched that match again
//how Foley didn't get permanently crippled from that is still a miracle
 
2012-12-19 10:18:05 PM  

germ78: He should have pinned the kid during the taping so the announcer could exclaim that Stone Crusher beat cancer.


Just like Kobashi.

/except he dropped cancer on it's fricken head
/BURNING HAMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
 
2012-12-19 10:28:58 PM  

Gunny Highway: Flappyhead: Decillion: Love that Vince just saw guys like him and CM Punk as roster fillers.

Hey now just you hold on a second you can't go and just accuse Vince. You're forgettnig The Gagne

They are both champs right now. Vince and HHH get no credit for that?


I'll always give credit to the man who can sell a piece of artwork for millions. I will not, however, give him credit for tripping over it in a dark alley.
 
2012-12-20 12:04:57 AM  

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2012-12-20 12:29:32 AM  

Gunny Highway: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: machoprogrammer: BAH GAWD KING! THAT KID ISN'T JUST TRYING TO BEAT HIM! HE IS TRYING TO END HIS CAREER!

THAT'S STONE CRUSHER'S MUSIC, BAH GAWD!

HE JUST BROKE DANIEL BRYAN IN HALF!

STOP THE DAMN MATCH!

That kid has a bad ass nickname. I have always gone by The Beanpole but it doesn't have the same intimidating sound as Stone Crusher.


I was "The Big Talbowski" and I used the "Bottle Cap" (jackknife power bomb) and "MMMMMMM Beefy" (sharpshooter) and my finishers.
 
2012-12-20 08:50:24 AM  

urban.derelict: [lh5.googleusercontent.com image 213x125]


Yes, your point/joke is THAT old. Congrats!

/you're favorite TV show? Fake too
 
2012-12-20 08:53:40 AM  

machoprogrammer: BAH GAWD KING! THAT KID ISN'T JUST TRYING TO BEAT HIM! HE IS TRYING TO END HIS CAREER!


BAH GAWD, KING, THAT CHILD HAS A FAMILY!!

Seriously awesome he did this. That was the best day of that kid's life.
 
2012-12-20 10:23:26 AM  
Now I am the Tag Team Champions!  You tapped, goatface!
 
2012-12-20 01:59:23 PM  
Daniel Bryan and the WWE rule. This was an awesome story and gesture.

WWE/F has a history of this as well (granting dying wishes), as John Cena (and Hulk Hogan before him) are the most requested athletes in the history of the Make-a-Wish program.

Not to mention they just finished raising as a collective organization 1 million dollars for Komen for the Cure, and still go over to war zones to entertain the troops every Christmas.

They do a lot of good in the WWE, which is a switch from what they used to do in the past.
 
2012-12-20 03:36:11 PM  

edgesrealm: Daniel Bryan and the WWE rule. This was an awesome story and gesture.

WWE/F has a history of this as well (granting dying wishes), as John Cena (and Hulk Hogan before him) are the most requested athletes in the history of the Make-a-Wish program.

Not to mention they just finished raising as a collective organization 1 million dollars for Komen for the Cure, and still go over to war zones to entertain the troops every Christmas.

They do a lot of good in the WWE, which is a switch from what they used to do in the past.


Komen was nothing more than getting Linda some good press for her senate campaign, and shows how far Komen has dropped since they went all stupid nutjob.
 
2012-12-20 08:05:14 PM  
Where Impact thread where?
 
2012-12-20 08:11:59 PM  
Where is the goddamn Impact Thread? I waited all day for this!
 
2012-12-20 08:49:51 PM  

lucasorvis: Where is the goddamn Impact Thread? I waited all day for this!


RepoManTSM: Where Impact thread where?


I had a feeling last night there was NO WAY anyone would be up for an impact thread.
 
2012-12-20 09:52:51 PM  

TheManofPA: lucasorvis: Where is the goddamn Impact Thread? I waited all day for this!

RepoManTSM: Where Impact thread where?

I had a feeling last night there was NO WAY anyone would be up for an impact thread.


DAMNIT. This was supposed to be the highlight of my day. Spent the day shoveling snow. shiat. Damnit.
 
2012-12-20 10:01:11 PM  
Bully Ray and Brooke tonsil box in front of her dad, and there's no thread.

I'm OK with this.
 
2012-12-20 10:04:22 PM  

Rwa2play: www.kcconfidential.com


*respekt knuckles*

Frogdamn right.


Rwa2play: ENOUGH'S ENOUGH!

/just watched that match again
//how Foley didn't get permanently crippled from that is still a miracle


He either had a guardian angel or a good way of landing.
 
2012-12-20 11:38:08 PM  

lucasorvis: TheManofPA: lucasorvis: Where is the goddamn Impact Thread? I waited all day for this!

RepoManTSM: Where Impact thread where?

I had a feeling last night there was NO WAY anyone would be up for an impact thread.

DAMNIT. This was supposed to be the highlight of my day. Spent the day shoveling snow. shiat. Damnit.


Jump over to the new thread end of the world thread; it is in the same vein
 
2012-12-21 01:42:56 AM  

lucasorvis: Where is the goddamn Impact Thread? I waited all day for this!


I put one up, but then I took an arrow to the knee the mods redded it.
 
2012-12-21 04:08:53 PM  

clintster: lucasorvis: Where is the goddamn Impact Thread? I waited all day for this!

I put one up, but then I took an arrow to the knee the mods redded it.


Ok fine, my rundown.

2 and a half episodes left of Voyager.

Can't lie. Got misty eyed when Neelix left the crew.

And off we go...........

*I can't even type THIS sentence without getting misty eyed about the school shooting. I simply cannot process it yet. I can be a real weenie sometimes

*"The Professor" Mike Tenay? Have I missed this knickname for years or something? I am not really mocking it... I just have no idea what context that nickname would have come from for him.

*I hope that if Angle ever does a final run through the WWE that he does so while he's still solid in the ring like he is now.

*SUCK H(o)(o)GAN'S CLIT, GET A TITLE SHOT.

*Actually, I would buy the shiat out of THAT PPV.

*Wait, your man is hurt so you don;t get a title shot? Isn't HOGAN supposed to be a face?

*Matt Morgan will crush King and RVD for a while, they;ll comeback and King will leave RVD hanging.

*WIZA....CAPTAIN OBVIOUS more like

*HOGAN

*Yes random third announcer from TNA, it is "unbelieveable" that a biker gang which has kidnapped and tortued a man on national television would interupta HOGAN promo.

*D-Von is kinda awful on the mic if he's on it for more then a minute. "2013 will be the year for Aces and 8s, it will also be the year that Aces and 8s be revealed and goals be accomplished, but the only thing with that Hogan is that in 2013 you won;t be around to see any of it unfold." GRAMMAR.

*Bully Ray chases off 4-5 men with a chain. Either Bully eventually switches sides or fark YOU HOGAN.

*The Furture World Tag Champions Of The World. Why aren't they in the title mix again? They are frickin hilarious AND good wrestlers.

*SANTA!

*"Have you been a good boy this holiday season"? ... *shiat eating grin mode ACTIVATE8

*You know, I liked Storm coming out and nailing Santa Claus back when Stone Cold did it MUCH better

*Sucks when a face comes out and ruins a good bit

*Wait. The "VP" of a BIKER GANG has a GAVEL??

*My guess is Matt Morgan is hired by Aces and 8's for at least tonight

*Abyss learns to wrestle and eventually hulk up montage = awesome

*Nice match for Aries and Hardy. 15+ minutes, if the crowd had been better I would have said PPV quality.
 
2012-12-22 02:05:03 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: clintster: lucasorvis: Where is the goddamn Impact Thread? I waited all day for this!

I put one up, but then I took an arrow to the knee the mods redded it.

Ok fine, my rundown.

2 and a half episodes left of Voyager.

Can't lie. Got misty eyed when Neelix left the crew.

And off we go...........

*I can't even type THIS sentence without getting misty eyed about the school shooting. I simply cannot process it yet. I can be a real weenie sometimes

*"The Professor" Mike Tenay? Have I missed this knickname for years or something? I am not really mocking it... I just have no idea what context that nickname would have come from for him.

*I hope that if Angle ever does a final run through the WWE that he does so while he's still solid in the ring like he is now.

*SUCK H(o)(o)GAN'S CLIT, GET A TITLE SHOT.

*Actually, I would buy the shiat out of THAT PPV.

*Wait, your man is hurt so you don;t get a title shot? Isn't HOGAN supposed to be a face?

*Matt Morgan will crush King and RVD for a while, they;ll comeback and King will leave RVD hanging.

*WIZA....CAPTAIN OBVIOUS more like

*HOGAN

*Yes random third announcer from TNA, it is "unbelieveable" that a biker gang which has kidnapped and tortued a man on national television would interupta HOGAN promo.

*D-Von is kinda awful on the mic if he's on it for more then a minute. "2013 will be the year for Aces and 8s, it will also be the year that Aces and 8s be revealed and goals be accomplished, but the only thing with that Hogan is that in 2013 you won;t be around to see any of it unfold." GRAMMAR.

*Bully Ray chases off 4-5 men with a chain. Either Bully eventually switches sides or fark YOU HOGAN.

*The Furture World Tag Champions Of The World. Why aren't they in the title mix again? They are frickin hilarious AND good wrestlers.

*SANTA!

*"Have you been a good boy this holiday season"? ... *shiat eating grin mode ACTIVATE8

*You know, I liked Storm coming out and nailing Santa Claus back when Stone Cold did it MUCH b ...


I do enjoy your updates, now we just need you there at showtime

/lms
 
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