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(Geeks Are Sexy)   Hairy hobbit socks. We wants them, we do   (geeksaresexy.net) divider line 23
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2012-12-19 04:51:48 PM  
oh sure but i don't hear anyone clamoring for Jar Jar Binks underwear.
 
2012-12-19 04:59:59 PM  
 We wants them, we do    
 
Nos, we don'ts.
 
2012-12-19 05:57:14 PM  
My feet are already way hairier than that. And where's the toe hair? They've got nothing on my toe hair.
 
2012-12-19 05:59:08 PM  

gopher321: We wants them, we do    
 
Nos, we don'ts.


theys filthy, they is
 
2012-12-19 06:03:37 PM  
This is an article?

Anyone else smelling blood in the water with the recent plea regarding adblock and the quality of these 'articles' lately?
 
2012-12-19 07:10:32 PM  

SearchN: This is an article?

Anyone else smelling blood in the water with the recent plea regarding adblock and the quality of these 'articles' lately?


Indeed.
 
No, we don't "want" these. They look poorly made and the "hair" looks more like what subtard dribbled on his jizzrag last night.
 
2012-12-19 09:48:10 PM  
This is the worst Fark link ever.
 
2012-12-19 09:50:29 PM  
No need, I already have hairy feet.

DON'T YOU FARKING JUDGE ME!
 
2012-12-19 09:56:13 PM  
Pfft, amateurs.

www.missmalini.com
 
2012-12-19 10:41:17 PM  
Jesus christ I just realized that all of those people wearing toe-shoes are probably not wearing socks unless they've found abominations similar to these. Allow me to be the first to say "eeewwwaaauuuggghhh".
 
2012-12-19 10:49:16 PM  
No, we don't want these.

And while on the subject of footwear take Uggs with you.
 
2012-12-19 11:23:06 PM  

SearchN: This is an article?

 
Anyone else smelling blood in the water with the recent plea regarding adblock and the quality of these 'articles' lately?
 
Yes I am, and it's pissing me off!
That's why one of my favorite boobies thread contributors now has TF, so you don't have to look at that annoying abomination.
Cheers!
 
2012-12-19 11:34:37 PM  

Dr. Manhattan: Jesus christ I just realized that all of those people wearing toe-shoes are probably not wearing socks unless they've found abominations similar to these. Allow me to be the first to say "eeewwwaaauuuggghhh".

 
Allow me to introduce you to quality. Try them with regular shoes, they are far more comfortable than the crap socks you're wearing now.
http://injinji.com/
 
2012-12-19 11:51:16 PM  

ArmednHammered: SearchN: This is an article?

Anyone else smelling blood in the water with the recent plea regarding adblock and the quality of these 'articles' lately?

Yes I am, and it's pissing me off!
That's why one of my favorite boobies thread contributors now has TF, so you don't have to look at that annoying abomination.
Cheers!


ArmednHammered: SearchN: This is an article?

Anyone else smelling blood in the water with the recent plea regarding adblock and the quality of these 'articles' lately?

Yes I am, and it's pissing me off!
That's why one of my favorite boobies thread contributors now has TF, so you don't have to look at that annoying abomination.
Cheers!


Thanks. Checking my list though I don't seem to have you on it. Should I add you to it?
 
2012-12-20 12:00:23 AM  

SearchN: Thanks. Checking my list though I don't seem to have you on it. Should I add you to it?


Yes please! My furnace is broken and a good boobie thread would help to warm my old bones.
 
2012-12-20 12:05:11 AM  

ArmednHammered: Dr. Manhattan: Jesus christ I just realized that all of those people wearing toe-shoes are probably not wearing socks unless they've found abominations similar to these. Allow me to be the first to say "eeewwwaaauuuggghhh".

Allow me to introduce you to quality. Try them with regular shoes, they are far more comfortable than the crap socks you're wearing now.
http://injinji.com/


If their store locator worked I might actually try those. I'm not buying a $16 pair of socks that I can't try on first. I'm also disappointed by the sizing. While it's a huge improvement on regular socks (where they someone who wears size 11.5 shoes to fit in the same socks as someone with size 6 shoes), I think fitting 3 shoe sizes (6 half sizes) to one sock size might be a stretch. I need my socks to fit exactly, with just enough stretch to stay on my foot without any bunching.
 
2012-12-20 12:05:35 AM  

ArmednHammered: SearchN: Thanks. Checking my list though I don't seem to have you on it. Should I add you to it?

Yes please! My furnace is broken and a good boobie thread would help to warm my old bones.


Sure thing. Sent you an email, should explain everything.
 
2012-12-20 12:15:41 AM  

Bisu: ArmednHammered: Dr. Manhattan: Jesus christ I just realized that all of those people wearing toe-shoes are probably not wearing socks unless they've found abominations similar to these. Allow me to be the first to say "eeewwwaaauuuggghhh".

Allow me to introduce you to quality. Try them with regular shoes, they are far more comfortable than the crap socks you're wearing now.
http://injinji.com/

If their store locator worked I might actually try those. I'm not buying a $16 pair of socks that I can't try on first. I'm also disappointed by the sizing. While it's a huge improvement on regular socks (where they someone who wears size 11.5 shoes to fit in the same socks as someone with size 6 shoes), I think fitting 3 shoe sizes (6 half sizes) to one sock size might be a stretch. I need my socks to fit exactly, with just enough stretch to stay on my foot without any bunching.


Learn to knit. Seriously. I have that issue as well and I just went and learned how to knit and knit myself a few dozen pairs of socks. Perfect to foot fit for my feet, and I get to use the pretty multi colored yarn or I have a stack of professional socks to wear at work.

The downside is that socks cost nearly $20 a pair. But they last quite a while (even my hiking socks), and having socks that fit perfectly really is worth it.

/go to your local knitting store, they will set you up
//there are tons of videos on YouTube if you ever need help as well
/yes, male knitters are most welcome
 
2012-12-20 12:16:29 AM  

Bisu: If their store locator worked I might actually try those.

 
Many shoe and sporting goods stores carry them. You can also look for the FILA brand. Not sure what's available in South Korea but I hope you can find some that fit. Try this site... http://www.fila.co.kr/2010/main/main.html
 
2012-12-20 06:39:33 AM  
Why on earth would I possibly want to remember or purchase merchandise based on 'The Unexpected shiatfest'?

/I saw it last night for the first time
//wish I hadn't
 
2012-12-20 06:53:47 AM  
The point of hairy hobbit feet is that they're supposed to be hairy on the bottom of the foot.

Nobody gives a fark about the top of 'em.
 
2012-12-20 08:51:48 AM  
 
2012-12-20 01:14:32 PM  

starsrift: The point of hairy hobbit feet is that they're supposed to be hairy on the bottom of the foot.

Nobody gives a fark about the top

 
wat
 
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