violentsalvation: I can't even pronounce artis anal.
phaseolus: DontMakeMeShushYou: I want to find the person who coined the term "tween" "yambags" and kick them in the yambags hooshgaflurbins. That is all.
GAT_00: I've never even heard those four words before.
durbnpoisn: TLDR. I made it as far as the Bs, and I almost fell asleep.Tips for the author. Be quick and short with lists that are this long. Be funnier, Make shorter lists.
bill4935: Even worse than all of those: "swagest".
zedster: [www.ibiblio.org image 530x281]Wonders what's wrong with ping
omgbears: I love a good portmanbro
theflatline: I remember when I was in Philly at a Drexel graduation party in 2002 and this kid says to me "We are going to flame some oat and listen to the D".
moothemagiccow: zedster: [www.ibiblio.org image 530x281]Wonders what's wrong with pingPing is fine in its intended use, but I knew this moron coworker who said he'd ping people when he finished an assignment, as a vague substitute for email or IM, and maybe even sms or a phone call.
JayCab: The Documentation provided within the presented article is a quality demonstration of the synergistic benefits of leveraging a diverse vocabulary to follow best-practices and establish a fully win-win paradigm within the larger culture of the enterprise./hates that none of those words flagged spell-check.
Sybarite: What exactly am I supposed to call quinoa?
ProfessorOhki: Also, ping has a slightly different meaning than "contact." Contact implies initiating a new thread of conversation. While ping can sometimes be used in that context, it's usually more along the lines of, "We sent Bob an e-mail and it's been a month; someone make sure he's still alive."
Mikey1969: God, I hate these farking "Words I don't like because I don't know their meaning" articles that come out EVERY YEAR at this time. A lot of these have perfectly legitimate uses, although I would have to say that if I ever met someone who called himself, or or someone he knew, a "bro-grammer", I'd probably strangle him.
JerkyMeat: There is absolutely nothing wrong with vagina and the same goes for moist vagina.
treesloth: ProfessorOhki: Also, ping has a slightly different meaning than "contact." Contact implies initiating a new thread of conversation. While ping can sometimes be used in that context, it's usually more along the lines of, "We sent Bob an e-mail and it's been a month; someone make sure he's still alive."Yeah, that's how I see it, too. They can take "ping" off the list and replace it with "action item". We had a project manager that loves that term. The first time he asked me "can you take that as an action item?", I truly had no idea what he meant. I asked. I don't remember what he said, but it was pretty convoluted. I think I finally got it, though. I asked, "when you say, 'take as an action item', do you just mean, 'do'?" He looked kind of pissed, and thought about it, and finally said, "Yes, I guess so." He was fired shortly after that. It was for unrelated reasons, but I like to pretend it was because he used that stupid term.
scottymac: See also: "craft beer". Should be right up there with "artisanal".
omgbears: I love a good portmanbrobromanbreau
Fooshards: Oh god, I've used brogrammer alot this year. It's only in jest though, so I'm still a good person, right?/to colleague I am pair programming with://LETS BRO DOWN AND CRUSH SOME CODE
Fooshards: Oh god, I've used brogrammer alot this year. It's only in jest though, so I'm still a good person, right?
thomps: the only good thing about this list is that it showed me that apparently this exists
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