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(Huffington Post)   You're at Denny's, and the food takes a long time to arrive. Do you: a) ask to speak to a manager, b) ask for a free meal, or c) burn down their Christmas tree?   ( divider line
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2012-12-19 01:23:02 PM  
4 votes:
My First Amendment rights guarentee me a speedy time for my Ultimate Omelette, god dammit.
2012-12-19 02:20:43 PM  
3 votes:
This kind of thing would never happen at Waffle House.
2012-12-19 03:29:23 PM  
2 votes:
2012-12-19 02:49:42 PM  
2 votes:
History will record this as The War on Christmas - Battle of Denny's Ridge.
2012-12-19 04:34:02 PM  
1 vote:
His daughter didn't get her Rooty Tooty fresh and fruity in a timely manner either.
2012-12-19 04:22:49 PM  
1 vote:

doczoidberg: I miss Denny's.
Ever since I moved in with my girlfriend, I can't do things like go to Denny's at 2 AM just because I feel like it, or run to ANY restaurant, really, on a whim. It'll spoil my appetite for the dinner SHE friggin' cooked, and hurt her feelings.
Little things like this make me want to kill myself every second of every day.
Biggest mistake I ever made was moving in with a damn woman and throwing away everything I had on my own.
/Ahem. What was this thread about, again?

Apparently it's all about you. Again. I make you a perfectly good dinner and you don't...Did you do the dishes yet? Did you call that guy about the thing? Did you go to the place about the stuff? Don't you know it hurts my feelings when you don't want to see the movie I want to see?

While there's no cure, the treatment is to make a plan with a friend to go have steak/beers/burgers/ whatever - it has to be weeks in advance though. Because you don't want to have a schedule conflict when clearly that's the weekend you are taking her to see Aunt Judy's antique doll collection. There will also be scented candles involved. And no sex.
/many of us have been there.
2012-12-19 03:53:11 PM  
1 vote:

Pfighting Polish: Christmas trees on fire and Christmas tree rockets ... happy grumpy cat ... Christmas Vacation ... Donald Sutherland ... Burgundy from after the fight scene ... me, trying to explain to my co-workers why I'm cracking up at my desk ...

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2012-12-19 03:51:22 PM  
1 vote:
Did you know that Denny's stabbed IHOP in the ribs at a bar once? True story.
2012-12-19 03:32:19 PM  
1 vote:
Christmas trees on fire and Christmas tree rockets ... happy grumpy cat ... Christmas Vacation ... Donald Sutherland ... Burgundy from after the fight scene ... me, trying to explain to my co-workers why I'm cracking up at my desk ...
2012-12-19 03:28:44 PM  
1 vote:

GameSprocket: I am much more patient about waiting for food than I am waiting around for the check.
You're the one who burnt down the christmas tree, didn't you??
/agree with you
2012-12-19 03:20:43 PM  
1 vote:
2012-12-19 03:14:50 PM  
1 vote:
"What do you want?"
2012-12-19 03:14:27 PM  
1 vote:
It's obvious we need to ban all Christmas trees.
2012-12-19 03:14:24 PM  
1 vote:
If you burn the rosemary you'll do thyme.
2012-12-19 03:12:04 PM  
1 vote:
Slow service really is very frustrating. I think the tree was just at the wrong place at the right time.
2012-12-19 03:07:55 PM  
1 vote:
d) Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
2012-12-19 03:07:31 PM  
1 vote:
You're at Denny's, and the food takes a long time to arrive.

Well, yeah. It's Denny's.
2012-12-19 03:06:47 PM  
1 vote:
Last time I was at a Denny's we went in and waited and waited. There were no staff. The waitress and the cook had both walked off shift, didn't bother to call anyone, and didn't lock up. There was a note taped on the front counter. It was probably like that until the morning shift came in. I commend their collusion.
2012-12-19 03:04:50 PM  
1 vote:
Apparently moons over my hammy is serious business.
2012-12-19 03:03:37 PM  
1 vote:
The food there is so good, it will make you want to fark your Momma.
2012-12-19 02:54:14 PM  
1 vote:
O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Tree!
Thy leaves are so a blazin';
O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Tree!
This service be making me crazin'.
O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Tree!
No more pleasure thou can'st give me;
O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Tree!
Wait much more and I'll cockpunch Denny.
/leaves?  Wasn't my idea.
2012-12-19 02:30:42 PM  
1 vote:
You're at Denny's,....
Nothing good is going to come out of anything that starts off this wrong.
2012-12-19 02:27:38 PM  
1 vote:
He clearly ordered a Scouring of the Shire Sausage in his Hobbit Hole
2012-12-19 02:09:30 PM  
1 vote:
Is there any reason to be at Denny's sober? No. Therefore the tree always gets it.
2012-12-19 01:39:34 PM  
1 vote:
Christmas tree.  Every damn time.
2012-12-19 01:24:21 PM  
1 vote:
Isn't waiting an eon for your food part of the Denny's experience? I'd consider it a plus if I didn't hear a slur of some type.
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