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(Huffington Post)   You're at Denny's, and the food takes a long time to arrive. Do you: a) ask to speak to a manager, b) ask for a free meal, or c) burn down their Christmas tree?   ( divider line
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2012-12-19 03:40:20 PM  
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lordargent: E) Leave, because WTF am I doing in a Denny's anyway?

Launching a preemptive strike on a hangover.
2012-12-19 03:32:19 PM  
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Christmas trees on fire and Christmas tree rockets ... happy grumpy cat ... Christmas Vacation ... Donald Sutherland ... Burgundy from after the fight scene ... me, trying to explain to my co-workers why I'm cracking up at my desk ...
2012-12-19 03:15:28 PM  
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lordargent: E) Leave, because WTF am I doing in a Denny's anyway?

It's Christmas day and you want breakfast?
2012-12-19 03:12:04 PM  
1 vote:
Slow service really is very frustrating. I think the tree was just at the wrong place at the right time.
2012-12-19 03:08:42 PM  
1 vote:
Why does the article reference video, but not provide video of this hilarious act? Also, he was waiting for his check.
2012-12-19 02:49:42 PM  
1 vote:
History will record this as The War on Christmas - Battle of Denny's Ridge.
2012-12-19 02:20:43 PM  
1 vote:
This kind of thing would never happen at Waffle House.
2012-12-19 01:56:09 PM  
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You think you're better than me?
2012-12-19 01:47:12 PM  
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I'm not sure I've ever been to Denny's and had food arrive quickly, which is part of the reason I don't eat there very much.
2012-12-19 01:39:34 PM  
1 vote:
Christmas tree.  Every damn time.
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