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(Huffington Post)   You're at Denny's, and the food takes a long time to arrive. Do you: a) ask to speak to a manager, b) ask for a free meal, or c) burn down their Christmas tree?   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 106
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2012-12-19 03:27:47 PM
They are looking for him, and want help, but no description? WTF
 
2012-12-19 03:27:59 PM

gadian: Last time I was at a Denny's we went in and waited and waited. There were no staff. The waitress and the cook had both walked off shift, didn't bother to call anyone, and didn't lock up. There was a note taped on the front counter. It was probably like that until the morning shift came in. I commend their collusion.


So, did you cook yourself a free meal?
 
2012-12-19 03:28:44 PM

GameSprocket: I am much more patient about waiting for food than I am waiting around for the check.



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You're the one who burnt down the christmas tree, didn't you??
 
/agree with you
 
2012-12-19 03:29:23 PM
newnation.sg
 
2012-12-19 03:29:33 PM
I really have no sympathy for anybody who makes the painfully obvious mistake of entering a Denny's in the first place.

I know it's cool for Farkers to hate-on pretty much all chain restaurants, but even if I generally wouldn't make something like Applebee's my first choice, I'll eat there if that's where I wind up.

Denny's? No. That place is horrid. It's the Wal-Mart of restaurants. The only food I've ever had that was worse came out of a truck stop all you can eat breakfast bar.
 
2012-12-19 03:31:22 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I was at Denny's at like 2 am once when someone set off a pyrotechnic mortar in the parking lot. It looked, sounded, and smelled like a bomb went off.
It was the Denny's on 66th in St Pete.


Are you certain it wasn't just another customer with explosive diarrhea from the food?
 
2012-12-19 03:31:32 PM

Vegan Meat Popsicle: I really have no sympathy for anybody who makes the painfully obvious mistake of entering a Denny's in the first place.

I know it's cool for Farkers to hate-on pretty much all chain restaurants, but even if I generally wouldn't make something like Applebee's my first choice, I'll eat there if that's where I wind up.

Denny's? No. That place is horrid. It's the Wal-Mart of restaurants. The only food I've ever had that was worse came out of a truck stop all you can eat breakfast bar.



What the hell does a vegan order at Denny's?
 
2012-12-19 03:32:19 PM
Christmas trees on fire and Christmas tree rockets ... happy grumpy cat ... Christmas Vacation ... Donald Sutherland ... Burgundy from after the fight scene ... me, trying to explain to my co-workers why I'm cracking up at my desk ...

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2012-12-19 03:32:49 PM
On a trip to visit a college my senior year, I stopped at a Denny's with my dad to eat. After 20 minutes of nobody coming to the table, my dad got pissed, found the manager and asked him where we could go to get something to eat. We ended up at Perkins so that was a win in my book.
 
2012-12-19 03:35:15 PM

SuperChuck: On a trip to visit a college my senior year, I stopped at a Denny's with my dad to eat. After 20 minutes of nobody coming to the table, my dad got pissed, found the manager and asked him where we could go to get something to eat. We ended up at Perkins so that was a win in my book.


I had no idea blind people were such good cooks.

/don't read the waffle iron
 
2012-12-19 03:37:55 PM

Mark Ratner: What the hell does a vegan order at Denny's?


I have no idea, but I think you might put a little too much faith in that little blue bar above the posts.

/ I'm having a philly cheese steak for dinner
 
2012-12-19 03:39:29 PM

Vegan Meat Popsicle: Mark Ratner: What the hell does a vegan order at Denny's?

I have no idea, but I think you might put a little too much faith in that little blue bar above the posts.

/ I'm having a philly cheese steak for dinner



Gotcha. 
 
/ I'm having a knockwurst and a coke with no ice
 
2012-12-19 03:39:43 PM
Can't I do a,b & c? I think a multi-pronged response is called for when the help dithers with my Moons Over My Hammy order.
 
2012-12-19 03:40:20 PM

lordargent: E) Leave, because WTF am I doing in a Denny's anyway?



Launching a preemptive strike on a hangover.
 
2012-12-19 03:41:36 PM
Did you know Denny's used to be called Sambo's back in the day? True story.
 
2012-12-19 03:51:22 PM
Did you know that Denny's stabbed IHOP in the ribs at a bar once? True story.
 
2012-12-19 03:53:11 PM

Pfighting Polish: Christmas trees on fire and Christmas tree rockets ... happy grumpy cat ... Christmas Vacation ... Donald Sutherland ... Burgundy from after the fight scene ... me, trying to explain to my co-workers why I'm cracking up at my desk ...

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2012-12-19 03:54:02 PM
Can I get my own tag now?
 
2012-12-19 03:54:08 PM
The few times I've been in a Denny's, I was intoxicated enough to think setting something on fire would have been a good idea. Looking back I would be surprised if nothing was set on fire at least one of those nights.
 
2012-12-19 03:55:23 PM
America is waiting for a message of some sort ...
 
hej
2012-12-19 03:56:10 PM
None of those choices are mutually exclusive, subby.
 
2012-12-19 04:01:48 PM
As I learned from one of my brother's friends years ago, the ONLY reason to go to Denny's is to impress the waitress by doing the trick where you balance a saltshaker on a single grain of salt.
 
2012-12-19 04:06:22 PM
I miss Denny's.
 
Ever since I moved in with my girlfriend, I can't do things like go to Denny's at 2 AM just because I feel like it, or run to ANY restaurant, really, on a whim. It'll spoil my appetite for the dinner SHE friggin' cooked, and hurt her feelings.
 
Little things like this make me want to kill myself every second of every day.
 
Biggest mistake I ever made was moving in with a damn woman and throwing away everything I had on my own.
 
/Ahem. What was this thread about, again?
 
2012-12-19 04:09:07 PM
Our dear tree has burned black,
In a blaze t'was so bright.
And the snow we also lack,
But Denny's Christmas's always white.
 
2012-12-19 04:09:20 PM
/CSB

About 20 years ago, the family wound up at Denny's for breakfast. You always wind up there and don't got here intentionally. Dumbass waitress takes over an hour to get our order to us and then it comes in bits and pieces all of which were cold and all of which were wrong. After sending my order back twice because it was wrong - got pancakes asked for eggs over easy - Got omelet the second time.

At that point I was pretty pissed and when our dumbass waitress asks if I want her to go back for round three of over easy eggs I replied

"No. I'll just have juice."

My wife and daughters were all embarrassed at the time but to this very day the phrase "No. I'll just have juice." is still used with enthusiasm and joy.

/CSB
 
2012-12-19 04:19:14 PM

doczoidberg: I miss Denny's.
 
Ever since I moved in with my girlfriend, I can't do things like go to Denny's at 2 AM just because I feel like it, or run to ANY restaurant, really, on a whim. It'll spoil my appetite for the dinner SHE friggin' cooked, and hurt her feelings.
 
Little things like this make me want to kill myself every second of every day.
 
Biggest mistake I ever made was moving in with a damn woman and throwing away everything I had on my own.
 
/Ahem. What was this thread about, again?


Do you get gash and/or head on the reg? If you do, trust me, you'll miss it when you're alone again.
 
2012-12-19 04:22:04 PM
Dyrfalcon:

I'm old enough to remember EATING at Sambo's.
And now, I think I'll take a nap.
 
2012-12-19 04:22:49 PM

doczoidberg: I miss Denny's.
 
Ever since I moved in with my girlfriend, I can't do things like go to Denny's at 2 AM just because I feel like it, or run to ANY restaurant, really, on a whim. It'll spoil my appetite for the dinner SHE friggin' cooked, and hurt her feelings.
 
Little things like this make me want to kill myself every second of every day.
 
Biggest mistake I ever made was moving in with a damn woman and throwing away everything I had on my own.
 
/Ahem. What was this thread about, again?


Apparently it's all about you. Again. I make you a perfectly good dinner and you don't...Did you do the dishes yet? Did you call that guy about the thing? Did you go to the place about the stuff? Don't you know it hurts my feelings when you don't want to see the movie I want to see?

While there's no cure, the treatment is to make a plan with a friend to go have steak/beers/burgers/ whatever - it has to be weeks in advance though. Because you don't want to have a schedule conflict when clearly that's the weekend you are taking her to see Aunt Judy's antique doll collection. There will also be scented candles involved. And no sex.
/many of us have been there.
 
2012-12-19 04:23:13 PM
The last time I was in a Dennys was about 2 years ago. Our boss took us there for a pre work breakfast. We were working an event and it was like 4 am. That "food" felt like a damn brick in my tummy all damn day. My one frind had a seak damn thing was as tough as shoe leather. After I threw up around 10 am I felt better.
 
2012-12-19 04:34:02 PM
His daughter didn't get her Rooty Tooty fresh and fruity in a timely manner either.
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2012-12-19 04:34:35 PM

Nana's Vibrator: doczoidberg: I miss Denny's.
 
Ever since I moved in with my girlfriend, I can't do things like go to Denny's at 2 AM just because I feel like it, or run to ANY restaurant, really, on a whim. It'll spoil my appetite for the dinner SHE friggin' cooked, and hurt her feelings.
 
Little things like this make me want to kill myself every second of every day.
 
Biggest mistake I ever made was moving in with a damn woman and throwing away everything I had on my own.
 
/Ahem. What was this thread about, again?

Apparently it's all about you. Again. I make you a perfectly good dinner and you don't...Did you do the dishes yet? Did you call that guy about the thing? Did you go to the place about the stuff? Don't you know it hurts my feelings when you don't want to see the movie I want to see?

While there's no cure, the treatment is to make a plan with a friend to go have steak/beers/burgers/ whatever - it has to be weeks in advance though. Because you don't want to have a schedule conflict when clearly that's the weekend you are taking her to see Aunt Judy's antique doll collection. There will also be scented candles involved. And no sex.
/many of us have been there.

 
Thanks.
 
 But I have a plan to get out of this place. It won't be easy. It'll take months of careful preparation.
 
 Could be a year before I'm really back on my feet, but with God as my witness, I will pull it off!
 

 
 
2012-12-19 04:36:33 PM
FTA; But given that he allegedly caused $150,000 in damage,

WTF? You know the tree was near the front entrance for everyones viewing pleasure when entering.
Does not one employee, including a manager, know how to use a fire extingiuser?
What did they do? Grab some cokes and go sit in the parking lot an watch the place burn?
I can see the busboy/dishwasher doing that. But the manager?
 
2012-12-19 04:39:24 PM

doczoidberg: Nana's Vibrator: doczoidberg: I miss Denny's.
 
Ever since I moved in with my girlfriend, I can't do things like go to Denny's at 2 AM just because I feel like it, or run to ANY restaurant, really, on a whim. It'll spoil my appetite for the dinner SHE friggin' cooked, and hurt her feelings.
 
Little things like this make me want to kill myself every second of every day.
 
Biggest mistake I ever made was moving in with a damn woman and throwing away everything I had on my own.
 
/Ahem. What was this thread about, again?

Apparently it's all about you. Again. I make you a perfectly good dinner and you don't...Did you do the dishes yet? Did you call that guy about the thing? Did you go to the place about the stuff? Don't you know it hurts my feelings when you don't want to see the movie I want to see?

While there's no cure, the treatment is to make a plan with a friend to go have steak/beers/burgers/ whatever - it has to be weeks in advance though. Because you don't want to have a schedule conflict when clearly that's the weekend you are taking her to see Aunt Judy's antique doll collection. There will also be scented candles involved. And no sex.
/many of us have been there.
 
Thanks.
 
 But I have a plan to get out of this place. It won't be easy. It'll take months of careful preparation.
 
 Could be a year before I'm really back on my feet, but with God as my witness, I will pull it off!
 

 


Going to make it look looks an accident, are you?
 
2012-12-19 04:45:53 PM
Going to make it look looks an accident, are you? 

Ever seen Sleeping with the Enemy?
 
2012-12-19 04:45:56 PM
Last time I was at Denny's, there was a smashed cockroach on the table. I quietly pointed it out, and the server helpfully wiped it onto the floor. I haven't been back.
 
2012-12-19 04:52:28 PM

doczoidberg: I miss Denny's.
 
Ever since I moved in with my girlfriend, I can't do things like go to Denny's at 2 AM just because I feel like it, or run to ANY restaurant, really, on a whim. It'll spoil my appetite for the dinner SHE friggin' cooked, and hurt her feelings.
 
Little things like this make me want to kill myself every second of every day.
 
Biggest mistake I ever made was moving in with a damn woman and throwing away everything I had on my own.
 
/Ahem. What was this thread about, again?


No shiat. Makes you wonder why pre-nups even exist. "You want 50% of THIS back? Take it all baby."
 
2012-12-19 04:59:03 PM

Mark Ratner:

What the hell does a vegan order at Denny's?


There's nothing a vegan could order there. You go just to get an excuse to burn down the trees.
 
2012-12-19 05:13:23 PM

Sybarite: You think you're better than me?



finishedbeingfat.com
 
2012-12-19 05:31:41 PM
If his Denny's order was taking too long, instead of torching the Christmas tree, he could have just hopped behind the counter and made his own.  Like this guy...
 
http://www2.tbo.com/news/breaking-news/2012/feb/23/man-charged-after -c ooking-own-meal-at-wis-dennys-ar-362118/
 
2012-12-19 05:40:51 PM
St. Nicholson, is that you?
 
2012-12-19 06:12:22 PM
csb/
After a Grateful Dead show , a Denny's was the closest place open,there musta been 200 people there.The one server was helping the cook and the other one was so overwhelmed, I jumped behind the counter making drinks,desserts and coffee.In the back of the my mind I was wondering if I would get in trouble,but when the cook said "Hippie Chick,take this over to that table",I knew it was cool. About 3 hours later, when everyone was taken care of,we set back and they counted their tips,oh about $300 for the each of them,I declined the money they offered to share,but crashed on the couch at one of their houses.I have a hard time explaining to people exactly why I followed the band,this is a prime example.
 
2012-12-19 06:14:47 PM

DownDaRiver: FTA; But given that he allegedly caused $150,000 in damage,

WTF? You know the tree was near the front entrance for everyones viewing pleasure when entering.
Does not one employee, including a manager, know how to use a fire extingiuser?
What did they do? Grab some cokes and go sit in the parking lot an watch the place burn?
I can see the busboy/dishwasher doing that. But the manager?


Smoke damage. Ever burned some popcorn? Imagine that X100 for even a relatively short lived fire.

It is Dennys though, it probably would have made it smell better.
 
2012-12-19 06:20:28 PM

KickedOutOfHell: Dyrfalcon:

I'm old enough to remember EATING at Sambo's.
And now, I think I'll take a nap.


I was a little bastard of a kid, when I was real young we were outside of a Sambo's and I started running around a utility pole and yelled to my mom and dad "look, I'm making butter!"

/they were mortified
 
2012-12-19 06:58:15 PM

goodanuff: csb/
After a Grateful Dead show , a Denny's was the closest place open,there musta been 200 people there.The one server was helping the cook and the other one was so overwhelmed, I jumped behind the counter making drinks,desserts and coffee.In the back of the my mind I was wondering if I would get in trouble,but when the cook said "Hippie Chick,take this over to that table",I knew it was cool. About 3 hours later, when everyone was taken care of,we set back and they counted their tips,oh about $300 for the each of them,I declined the money they offered to share,but crashed on the couch at one of their houses.I have a hard time explaining to people exactly why I followed the band,this is a prime example.


6/10
 
2012-12-19 06:58:34 PM
The article states that the fire did $150,000.00 damage, but if you watch the accompanying news story the reporter says that the fire was put out quickly and no one was hurt. So what was damaged that cost $150,000.00?
 
2012-12-19 07:03:41 PM

bratface: The article states that the fire did $150,000.00 damage, but if you watch the accompanying news story the reporter says that the fire was put out quickly and no one was hurt. So what was damaged that cost $150,000.00?


The collective pride of everyone who's ever eaten at Denny's.
 
2012-12-19 07:05:05 PM
No calls for background checks for lighter purchases or quantity limits on matches?
 
2012-12-19 07:07:34 PM
I like the Buffalo chicken melt.
 
2012-12-19 07:19:52 PM

pedrop357: No calls for background checks for lighter purchases or quantity limits on matches?



In this case, if a Denny's burned down, it would be cause for a national holiday and a day of rejoicing.
 
2012-12-19 08:45:55 PM
I would be thanking them from keeping me from eating that god awful crap they call food.
 
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