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(Huffington Post)   You're at Denny's, and the food takes a long time to arrive. Do you: a) ask to speak to a manager, b) ask for a free meal, or c) burn down their Christmas tree?   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 106
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2012-12-19 01:23:02 PM  
My First Amendment rights guarentee me a speedy time for my Ultimate Omelette, god dammit.
 
2012-12-19 01:24:21 PM  
Isn't waiting an eon for your food part of the Denny's experience? I'd consider it a plus if I didn't hear a slur of some type.
 
2012-12-19 01:39:34 PM  
Christmas tree.  Every damn time.
 
2012-12-19 01:39:57 PM  
So, not getting your food at Denny's is a bad thing?  Who knew.
 
2012-12-19 01:47:12 PM  
I'm not sure I've ever been to Denny's and had food arrive quickly, which is part of the reason I don't eat there very much.
 
2012-12-19 01:56:09 PM  
You think you're better than me?
 
2012-12-19 02:09:30 PM  
Is there any reason to be at Denny's sober? No. Therefore the tree always gets it.
 
2012-12-19 02:20:43 PM  
This kind of thing would never happen at Waffle House.
 
2012-12-19 02:27:38 PM  
He clearly ordered a Scouring of the Shire Sausage in his Hobbit Hole
 
2012-12-19 02:30:42 PM  
You're at Denny's,....
 
Nothing good is going to come out of anything that starts off this wrong.
 
2012-12-19 02:49:42 PM  
History will record this as The War on Christmas - Battle of Denny's Ridge.
 
2012-12-19 02:54:14 PM  
O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Tree!
Thy leaves are so a blazin';
O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Tree!
This service be making me crazin'.
 
O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Tree!
No more pleasure thou can'st give me;
O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Tree!
Wait much more and I'll cockpunch Denny.
 
 
/leaves?  Wasn't my idea.
 
2012-12-19 03:03:08 PM  
www.dumpaday.com

/hot like a christmas tree fire
 
2012-12-19 03:03:30 PM  

beantowndog: Christmas tree.  Every damn time.


Goes without saying really....
 
2012-12-19 03:03:37 PM  
The food there is so good, it will make you want to fark your Momma.
 
2012-12-19 03:03:52 PM  
Well, burn down their Christmas tree, of course. This one's a no-brainer.
 
2012-12-19 03:03:58 PM  
At Denny's? I'd give the waitress an extra tip and congratulate the manager for saving my life.
 
2012-12-19 03:04:40 PM  
Definitely C
 
2012-12-19 03:04:50 PM  
Apparently moons over my hammy is serious business.
 
2012-12-19 03:05:49 PM  
What's the problem? Moon Over My Hammy roasting on an open fire.

Psssh, war on Christmas.
 
2012-12-19 03:06:47 PM  
Last time I was at a Denny's we went in and waited and waited. There were no staff. The waitress and the cook had both walked off shift, didn't bother to call anyone, and didn't lock up. There was a note taped on the front counter. It was probably like that until the morning shift came in. I commend their collusion.
 
2012-12-19 03:07:31 PM  
You're at Denny's, and the food takes a long time to arrive.

Well, yeah. It's Denny's.
 
2012-12-19 03:07:55 PM  
d) Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
 
2012-12-19 03:08:25 PM  
If this were a typical response, ny local Denny's would be burnt to the ground every week.
 
2012-12-19 03:08:42 PM  
Why does the article reference video, but not provide video of this hilarious act? Also, he was waiting for his check.
 
2012-12-19 03:10:50 PM  
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The Christmas tree? It -um- popped off somewhere.
 
2012-12-19 03:11:35 PM  

CraicBaby: This kind of thing would never happen at Waffle House.


The Awful Waffle fire would burn for days. The pre-saturated greasy walls and lard insulation pretty much assure it will have a minimum 72 hour flame. National fire codes stipulate that Waffle Houses are stand alone structures for this very reason. That's a fact, look it up if you don't believe me.

/have I ever lied to any of you?
//ok Amy, I lied to you, but thanks for letting me do that to you
 
2012-12-19 03:11:47 PM  
Trick question, I avoid Denny's.
 
2012-12-19 03:11:57 PM  
E) Leave, because WTF am I doing in a Denny's anyway?
 
2012-12-19 03:12:04 PM  
Slow service really is very frustrating. I think the tree was just at the wrong place at the right time.
 
2012-12-19 03:13:13 PM  
D) You're at Denny's. Lower your expectations.
 
2012-12-19 03:13:34 PM  
So, if it cost 150,000 as they said in TFA, why did they not mention which items were damaged. My house is not even worth that much money. Sounds like cop math to me.
 
2012-12-19 03:13:39 PM  
Acutual it's not A B and C question.  It's more a step 1, 2 then three.
 
 
Talk to the manager and ask for a free meal, when that fails burn the tree down.
 
It's important that it happens in that order.
 
2012-12-19 03:14:22 PM  

lordargent: E) Leave, because WTF am I doing in a Denny's anyway?


HOBBIT MENU
 
2012-12-19 03:14:24 PM  
If you burn the rosemary you'll do thyme.
 
2012-12-19 03:14:27 PM  
It's obvious we need to ban all Christmas trees.
 
2012-12-19 03:14:50 PM  
"What do you want?"

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2012-12-19 03:15:28 PM  

lordargent: E) Leave, because WTF am I doing in a Denny's anyway?


It's Christmas day and you want breakfast?
 
2012-12-19 03:15:29 PM  
It is a holiday tree.
 
2012-12-19 03:15:40 PM  
I told that biatch I wanted some figgy pudding and a cup of good cheer!
 
2012-12-19 03:16:15 PM  
What's Denny's doing with a Christmas tree, anyway? Do they hate Jews? Atheists? Muslims? IT'S DISCRIMINATION!11!!ELEVEN!
 
2012-12-19 03:16:41 PM  
You're at Denny's
Things don't get much worse, so do what you want.
 
2012-12-19 03:17:18 PM  
I was at Denny's at like 2 am once when someone set off a pyrotechnic mortar in the parking lot. It looked, sounded, and smelled like a bomb went off.
It was the Denny's on 66th in St Pete.
 
2012-12-19 03:17:55 PM  
Arson is always an appropriate response.
 
2012-12-19 03:20:43 PM  
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2012-12-19 03:21:02 PM  
FTFA: ABC affiliate KVUE reports that the man was upset because he had to wait too long for his <b><big>check. </big><b></b></b>

He already ate his food. I suspect he set the fire as a diversion and ran out the front door because he didn't want to pay.
 
2012-12-19 03:23:10 PM  
The first and last time I ate at Denny's was about fifteen years ago.  I had the chicken.  It was scalding hot on the outside, but the bone and the immediate surrounding meat was ice cold. 
 
/never again.
 
2012-12-19 03:23:24 PM  

Mark Ratner: FTFA: ABC affiliate KVUE reports that the man was upset because he had to wait too long for his <b><big>check. </big><b></b></b>

He already ate his food. I suspect he set the fire as a diversion and ran out the front door because he didn't want to pay.


Doesn't it really piss you off when all you want to do is give them your money so you can leave and they completely ignore you? I am much more patient about waiting for food than I am waiting around for the check.
 
2012-12-19 03:25:55 PM  
detroitdoesntsuckthatbad : It's Christmas day and you want breakfast?

1) It's only the 19th
2) I can cook ... at home
3) I can cook ... in my PJs
3) Denny's is nasty


So I reiterate, WTF am I doing at Denny's anyway?
 
2012-12-19 03:27:09 PM  
and as Cletus was begining to prepare the breakfast for the customers at his new job at Denny's, he noticed a button that said "High"on the microwave..... he put the food aside and thought: " man...dang.....high...that sounds good....yeah make me high for "beep, beep, beep, beep" nine-nine minutes.....this is gonna be cool man"
 
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