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(USA Today)   Vikings QB Christian Ponder marries ESPN's Samantha Steele. There was no reception   (usatoday.com) divider line 102
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2012-12-19 11:31:31 AM
Nice.
 
2012-12-19 11:37:48 AM
Winner winner chicken dinner.
 
2012-12-19 11:45:02 AM
*rimshot*
 
2012-12-19 11:57:29 AM

superdolfan1: *rimshot*



if he's lucky.
 
2012-12-19 12:18:52 PM
He actually had intended to make a pass at her friend, but it was off the mark and intercepted by the strongside linebacker.
 
2012-12-19 12:31:20 PM
Am I the only one who thought her Twitter comment was legitimately amusing?
 
2012-12-19 01:20:20 PM

ManateeGag: superdolfan1: *rimshot*


if he's lucky.



She's Evangelical Christian.  She's either freak nasty or complete prude.  I think the odds might be close to 50-50.
 
2012-12-19 01:27:32 PM
How much you want to bet Adrian Peterson did all the work for this win?
 
2012-12-19 01:28:08 PM
So.... how does involve the Jets?
 
2012-12-19 01:28:55 PM
If it was Sanchez, there would have been a reception.
 
For the bridesmaid.
 
2012-12-19 01:32:12 PM

Palmer Eldritch: Am I the only one who thought her Twitter comment was legitimately amusing?


No, I chortled.
 
2012-12-19 01:33:56 PM
First Viking to get a ring.
 
2012-12-19 01:36:18 PM
What are sports doing on the jets page?
 
2012-12-19 01:36:23 PM

VvonderJesus: First Viking to get a ring.


Zing!

Nice headline by subby, too.
 
2012-12-19 01:37:16 PM
I just find it strange that they got married during the season. Maybe if it was his bye week lol
 
2012-12-19 01:37:52 PM

Palmer Eldritch: Am I the only one who thought her Twitter comment was legitimately amusing?


You are, until you tell us what her Twitter comment said.
 
2012-12-19 01:38:22 PM

Incorrigible Astronaut: VvonderJesus: First Viking to get a ring.

Zing!

Nice headline by subby, too.



The original joke from this Sunday's football thread also included that Peterson carried Ponder down the aisle.
 
2012-12-19 01:40:50 PM

VvonderJesus: First Viking to get a ring.


Brett Favre
 
2012-12-19 01:44:57 PM

UNC_Samurai: VvonderJesus: First Viking to get a ring.

Brett Favre


Favre didn't get a ring as a Viking. Plus he was a Viking after he got the ring.

Also, nice headline subby....
 
2012-12-19 01:46:21 PM
I first thought of Sage Steele. Sam's OK too.
 
2012-12-19 01:48:44 PM

VvonderJesus: First Viking to get a ring.

 
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-19 01:54:01 PM

ox45tallboy: So.... how does involve the Jets?


Maybe they were blessed by Tebow?
 
2012-12-19 01:54:30 PM

ChrisDe: Palmer Eldritch: Am I the only one who thought her Twitter comment was legitimately amusing?

You are, until you tell us what her Twitter comment said.


I think this is it:

i624.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-19 01:54:47 PM

VvonderJesus: First Viking to get a ring.


You win absolutely everything
 
2012-12-19 01:55:41 PM
This headline is incomplete
 
2012-12-19 01:57:19 PM
I went with Ponder actually completes hail mary, or something like that. Yeah, you definitely get the +1.
 
2012-12-19 02:01:56 PM

xaks: ChrisDe: Palmer Eldritch: Am I the only one who thought her Twitter comment was legitimately amusing?

You are, until you tell us what her Twitter comment said.

I think this is it:

[i624.photobucket.com image 519x115]


OK, that's worth a few points in my book.
 
2012-12-19 02:02:36 PM
Best man Adrian Peterson, tasked with getting the groom to the church on time, carried him on his back the whole way.
 
2012-12-19 02:03:45 PM
Ponder should've been on the Vikings in 2005. Those guys knew how to throw a bachelor party.
 
2012-12-19 02:06:06 PM

uberaverage: I first thought of Sage Steele. Sam's OK too.


She's very fortunate. When your parents give you the name "Samantha Steele", your vocational choices are pretty much limited to stripping, wrestling, and porn. Or a combination of the three.
 
2012-12-19 02:07:33 PM
He will now be known as the man of steele.
 
2012-12-19 02:11:31 PM

uncleacid: He will now be known as the man of steele.


So you're saying Lex Steele is somehow involved?
 
2012-12-19 02:13:08 PM

Flappyhead: xaks: ChrisDe: Palmer Eldritch: Am I the only one who thought her Twitter comment was legitimately amusing?

You are, until you tell us what her Twitter comment said.

I think this is it:

[i624.photobucket.com image 519x115]

OK, that's worth a few points in my book.


Mine, too.
 
mjg
2012-12-19 02:15:04 PM
Poor girl. Ponder is used to 3 and out.
 
2012-12-19 02:25:42 PM
So evangelical christian lady marries into money?

how long till she's banging half the d-line?
 
2012-12-19 02:26:28 PM
Super Chronic: Best man Adrian Peterson, tasked with getting the groom to the church on time team wins, carried him whole team on his back the whole way.
/ftfy, he deserves a better farking team
 
2012-12-19 02:27:19 PM

mjg: Poor girl. Ponder is used to 3 and out.


That's ok. He can just turn to Adrian "All Day" Peterson to carry the load.
 
2012-12-19 02:27:59 PM

VvonderJesus: First Viking to get a ring.



"smart" and "funny"
 
/well-done.
 
2012-12-19 02:48:14 PM
Yeah shotgun wedding in the middle of the season NOT on a bye week? Someone is about to start showing on TV and can't wait till after the season.

It's going to be a miracle that she only needed a 5 month gestation period to birth a child!
 
2012-12-19 02:54:50 PM
farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2012-12-19 03:09:13 PM

bikerbob59: UNC_Samurai: VvonderJesus: First Viking to get a ring.

Brett Favre

Favre didn't get a ring as a Viking. Plus he was a Viking after he got the ring.

Also, nice headline subby....


Ok, lame troll was lame.

/Brad Johnson
 
2012-12-19 03:12:13 PM

Super Chronic: Best man Adrian Peterson, tasked with getting the groom to the church on time, carried him on his back the whole way.


I thought modern love got him to the church on time.
 
2012-12-19 03:18:57 PM

NewWorldDan: mjg: Poor girl. Ponder is used to 3 and out.

That's ok. He can just turn to Adrian "All Day" Peterson to carry the load.


What about Big Jim Slade?
 
2012-12-19 03:21:07 PM

xaks: ChrisDe: Palmer Eldritch: Am I the only one who thought her Twitter comment was legitimately amusing?

You are, until you tell us what her Twitter comment said.

I think this is it:

[i624.photobucket.com image 519x115]


It is a pretty funny tweet, but yeah, you get married in the middle of a season, people are going to talk. They have two games left, both against division leaders. Odds are, they'll be done on New Years Eve (the Vikings, not Christian and Samantha).

Also, do Evangelicals get bonus points if they marry a Christian or Christina? Saaaaayyyyy...maybe the Big Guy Upstairs turning a blind eye to a little pre-marriage fooling around?
 
2012-12-19 03:23:13 PM

SuperT: So evangelical christian lady marries into money?

how long till she's banging half the d-line?


You're saying she's going to cut back now that she's married?
 
2012-12-19 03:26:05 PM

The Muthaship: SuperT: So evangelical christian lady marries into money?

how long till she's banging half the d-line?

You're saying she's going to cut back now that she's married?


Oh f-ing snap.
 
2012-12-19 03:31:10 PM

yeegrek: Also, do Evangelicals get bonus points if they marry a Christian or Christina? Saaaaayyyyy...maybe the Big Guy Upstairs turning a blind eye to a little pre-marriage fooling around?


Triple bonus points if a Hispanic couple named Jose and Maria name their baby Jesus.
 
2012-12-19 03:36:59 PM
farm3.staticflickr.com

This topic.
 
2012-12-19 03:37:52 PM
Would hit, approval granted.
 
2012-12-19 03:39:08 PM

DoBeDoBeDo: Yeah shotgun wedding in the middle of the season NOT on a bye week? Someone is about to start showing on TV and can't wait till after the season.

It's going to be a miracle that she only needed a 5 month gestation period to birth a child!


Bingo.
 
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