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(Tampa Bay Online)   Too many dumb criminals for a Top 10 list, had to go with Top 20. Thanks, Florida   ( divider line
    More: Florida, Southeast Texas, Nike shoes, Oshkosh, Los Angeles County, Boca Raton, crimes  
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9714 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Dec 2012 at 4:10 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-19 03:32:20 PM  
2 votes:
We're supposed to read TFA now?
2012-12-19 04:39:20 PM  
1 vote:

Porous Horace: I like the Denny's self-service guy. He's got moxie.
But ya gotta work more into it, like fake memos, id badger, etc.
Set it up so that you're some kind of corporate random inspector, look over things, scowl a bit, write stuff down, cook yourself whatever you want, scowl, write things down, have cooks prepare items from the menu, watch and time them, scowl, write things down, and so on.

Protip: Kidnap the real inspector and hold his family hostage. Saves time on making fake documents and prevents possible embarassement if the real inspector shows up while you're "working".

If you pull it off then congrats. It gives you another story to tell. And that's why we do things: so that we can tell the stories later on and people will listen to us and pay attention to us and maybe even think good things about us and maybe just maybe we won't feel so alone.

You don't get out much, do you.
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