We're supposed to read TFA now?

I see 6 Floridians in that list.....

one question: How did they do a B/A on the dog?

You're welcome.

#1 and #3 in Idaho. Potato, indeed.

pottie: one question: How did they do a B/A on the dog?


(dogs have blood too, you know)

Gyrfalcon: pottie: one question: How did they do a B/A on the dog?


(dogs have blood too, you know)

I was just thinking that I could never get my dog to blow...

Looks like Wisconson is giving Florida a run for it's money

pottie: Gyrfalcon: pottie: one question: How did they do a B/A on the dog?


(dogs have blood too, you know)

I was just thinking that if I could never get my dog to blow...

...never leave home...
 

I like the Denny's self-service guy. He's got moxie.
But ya gotta work more into it, like fake memos, id badger, etc.
Set it up so that you're some kind of corporate random inspector, look over things, scowl a bit, write stuff down, cook yourself whatever you want, scowl, write things down, have cooks prepare items from the menu, watch and time them, scowl, write things down, and so on.

Protip: Kidnap the real inspector and hold his family hostage. Saves time on making fake documents and prevents possible embarassement if the real inspector shows up while you're "working".

If you pull it off then congrats. It gives you another story to tell. And that's why we do things: so that we can tell the stories later on and people will listen to us and pay attention to us and maybe even think good things about us and maybe just maybe we won't feel so alone.

dahmers love zombie: Subby, did you actually read TFA?  Some of the locations of these "dumb criminals" look sorta un-Floridalike.

You mean that you haven't heard of Idaho, Florida or New York State, Florida? What rock have YOU been living under?

/I noticed the same thing, too. You just beat me to posting...

Porous Horace: I like the Denny's self-service guy. He's got moxie.
But ya gotta work more into it, like fake memos, id badger, etc.
Set it up so that you're some kind of corporate random inspector, look over things, scowl a bit, write stuff down, cook yourself whatever you want, scowl, write things down, have cooks prepare items from the menu, watch and time them, scowl, write things down, and so on.

Protip: Kidnap the real inspector and hold his family hostage. Saves time on making fake documents and prevents possible embarassement if the real inspector shows up while you're "working".

If you pull it off then congrats. It gives you another story to tell. And that's why we do things: so that we can tell the stories later on and people will listen to us and pay attention to us and maybe even think good things about us and maybe just maybe we won't feel so alone.

You don't get out much, do you.

No 11. Wow. Talk about don't stick your dick in crazy. Girlfriend? After one date? No man would agree...

Porous Horace: I like the Denny's self-service guy. He's got moxie.
But ya gotta work more into it, like fake memos, id badger, etc.
Set it up so that you're some kind of corporate random inspector, look over things, scowl a bit, write stuff down, cook yourself whatever you want, scowl, write things down, have cooks prepare items from the menu, watch and time them, scowl, write things down, and so on.

Protip: Kidnap the real inspector and hold his family hostage. Saves time on making fake documents and prevents possible embarassement if the real inspector shows up while you're "working".

If you pull it off then congrats. It gives you another story to tell. And that's why we do things: so that we can tell the stories later on and people will listen to us and pay attention to us and maybe even think good things about us and maybe just maybe we won't feel so alone.

I clicked through to the article on that one and went from thinking "my hero!" to thinking "dumbass!" pretty quickly. He was in possession of a stun gun and, apparently, drugs when he did it. He should have realized the police were likely to be called, and maybe, just maybe he could have gotten away by saying "ha ha, harmless prank, just let me go, guys!" Carrying contraband pretty much eliminated his chances.

Police say a man in a Southeast Texas city was riding his unicycle in the nude, distracting drivers and creating a hazard.

So is that called a unicorn cycle?

crazydave023: Looks like Wisconson is giving Florida a run for it's money

In all fairness, during the winter a fair portion of WIs population is in FL.

Mikey1969: dahmers love zombie: Subby, did you actually read TFA?  Some of the locations of these "dumb criminals" look sorta un-Floridalike.

You mean that you haven't heard of Idaho, Florida or New York State, Florida? What rock have YOU been living under?

/I noticed the same thing, too. You just beat me to posting...

Ditto for NY.

See...Florida ain't so bad.  73 degrees with only a 20% chance of naked stabbing.