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2012-12-19 02:10:33 PM  
3 votes:
So if she says it was consensual does that mean she was charged with incest too?
2012-12-19 02:03:27 PM  
3 votes:
Anyone else reminded of that X-Files episode. You know, Home.
2012-12-19 02:53:57 PM  
2 votes:

Moonfisher: This may be an unpopular opinion, but incest laws should go away. Is it gross as all fark? Yes. Should it be illegal? Probably not. I think to some degree these laws persist so they can charge child molesters with additional violations, which I could get behind. But if this was consensual and they were both adults, well...


I thought it was for the good of the gene pool and the well being of potential children.
2012-12-19 02:30:01 PM  
2 votes:
Imagine how farked up the Confederate States Of America would be today had they successfully won the Civil War? This guy would be candidate for Attorney General!
2012-12-19 02:23:08 PM  
2 votes:
So, chemical castration then?

/Gene pool needs some bleach.
2012-12-19 02:20:08 PM  
2 votes:
This is why I want to move from Birmingham to Palo Alto.
2012-12-19 02:04:48 PM  
2 votes:
After RTFA, I must ask... why was he convicted of incest and not RAPE?

Does incest carry a bigger penalty than rape in Alabama?
2012-12-19 10:08:27 PM  
1 votes:
Wow, what a mama's boy.
2012-12-19 07:23:10 PM  
1 votes:
Waffle House is going to be shortstaffed for the holidays
2012-12-19 06:38:49 PM  
1 votes:

o'really: I had a mildly developmentally disabled client who admitted

 
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2012-12-19 04:36:27 PM  
1 votes:

Into the blue again: cgraves67: MadMattressMack: Moonfisher: This may be an unpopular opinion, but incest laws should go away. Is it gross as all fark? Yes. Should it be illegal? Probably not. I think to some degree these laws persist so they can charge child molesters with additional violations, which I could get behind. But if this was consensual and they were both adults, well...

I thought it was for the good of the gene pool and the well being of potential children.

If you want your mom that bad enough to break taboo and the law, you don't care about the gene pool. THe law is not going to prevent incest.

Also, it takes several consistant generations of incest to start producing noticable genetic problems. A little on the side with your sister isn't going to be a problem unless your dad is your uncle and your grandpa is your great uncle too.


I love these threads... It allows me to add more people to the ignore list


You love to add people to ignore when they try to explain genetics to you? What the fark do you do if they try to explain evolution, strangle and sexually assault their cat? "Oh noes, someone's trying to educate me, better shut them up so I can wallow in the filth of my own ignorance". Don't forget, vote republican!
2012-12-19 03:55:43 PM  
1 votes:

Into the blue again: cgraves67: MadMattressMack: Moonfisher: This may be an unpopular opinion, but incest laws should go away. Is it gross as all fark? Yes. Should it be illegal? Probably not. I think to some degree these laws persist so they can charge child molesters with additional violations, which I could get behind. But if this was consensual and they were both adults, well...

I thought it was for the good of the gene pool and the well being of potential children.

If you want your mom that bad enough to break taboo and the law, you don't care about the gene pool. THe law is not going to prevent incest.

Also, it takes several consistant generations of incest to start producing noticable genetic problems. A little on the side with your sister isn't going to be a problem unless your dad is your uncle and your grandpa is your great uncle too.


I love these threads... It allows me to add more people to the ignore list


You're putting him on ignore for talking about genetics?
2012-12-19 03:18:58 PM  
1 votes:
The South must secede be excised!

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2012-12-19 03:02:14 PM  
1 votes:

MadMattressMack: Moonfisher: This may be an unpopular opinion, but incest laws should go away. Is it gross as all fark? Yes. Should it be illegal? Probably not. I think to some degree these laws persist so they can charge child molesters with additional violations, which I could get behind. But if this was consensual and they were both adults, well...

I thought it was for the good of the gene pool and the well being of potential children.


If you want your mom that bad enough to break taboo and the law, you don't care about the gene pool. THe law is not going to prevent incest.

Also, it takes several consistant generations of incest to start producing noticable genetic problems. A little on the side with your sister isn't going to be a problem unless your dad is your uncle and your grandpa is your great uncle too.
2012-12-19 02:59:03 PM  
1 votes:
Thaaaaaaaaaaaat's just about enough internet for me today...
2012-12-19 02:55:17 PM  
1 votes:

DogPurse: According to Wikipedia you can get life for farking your sister in several states, Alabama included


This is a good reason to fark your sister only in one state. Or two, at the most. I think the legal definition of "several" is "three."
2012-12-19 02:50:37 PM  
1 votes:
What's his Fark handle? You'll likely find him posting in one of the "gun control" threads.
2012-12-19 02:41:45 PM  
1 votes:

abhorrent1: 10 years for banging your mom? It's not something I would do but that seems a little harsh. Two consenting adults etc. etc...

/well, I'd bang your mom
//not mine though


oops. missed the whole "rape" part
2012-12-19 02:30:50 PM  
1 votes:

Moonfisher: This may be an unpopular opinion, but incest laws should go away. Is it gross as all fark? Yes. Should it be illegal? Probably not. I think to some degree these laws persist so they can charge child molesters with additional violations, which I could get behind. But if this was consensual and they were both adults, well...



They were put on the books in the first place to try and curb birth defects. The children born of some of these unions, especially the ones through perpetual incest, end up on the shallow end of the gene pool, and not in a funny way. Plus, it's one extra charge to throw on a POS father who rapes his 8 year old child so he spends more time away.
2012-12-19 02:27:56 PM  
1 votes:

mongbiohazard: So if she says it was consensual does that mean she was charged with incest too?


I am going to guess she recanted because, despite that he raped her, she still loves her son and didn't want him to be convicted of rape. You'll notice the article said "it was consensual and she forgave him". You don't "forgive" someone for consensual sex. The prosecutors probably know this, and thus they won't charge her with incest because it won't stick if she goes back to "it was rape".
2012-12-19 02:24:11 PM  
1 votes:
The drunker a man is, the more prone he is to screwing anything.
2012-12-19 02:17:15 PM  
1 votes:

uncleacid: The girl the brothers were fighting over was their sister.


Somehow, that doesn't make this story very much worse. And that is disturbing.
2012-12-19 02:15:17 PM  
1 votes:
The girl the brothers were fighting over was their sister.
2012-12-19 02:10:02 PM  
1 votes:
I don't see what the big deal is. Brothers fight over girls all the time. If you get mad enough at your brother, is it really a surprise if it makes you want to sneak up on your drunk mother and pin her to the couch while you forcibly fu*k her brains out? Families don't always get along and that's okay.
2012-12-19 02:08:10 PM  
1 votes:
well. damn.....can you blame him?
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2012-12-19 02:07:13 PM  
1 votes:
"Police reports indicated that Helms, who was 19 at the time, raped his mother in retaliation against his brother for a fight over a girl."

Wha...?
2012-12-19 02:06:43 PM  
1 votes:

skinbubble: Eeeewwww!



yes, this
2012-12-19 02:03:39 PM  
1 votes:
W
2012-12-19 02:03:17 PM  
1 votes:
good job alabama! you'll break those stereotypes any day!
2012-12-19 01:38:57 PM  
1 votes:
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